Some of these seem like they're poor translations, because the sad alternative is that people who read those doujins actually get off that kind of weird dialogue.
Some of them. The gems are people having fun and translating the spirit of the porn, not just the letter of it. This is something to be commended in translation, even if it's about terrorizing someone's ass.
Some of these seem like they're poor translations, because the sad alternative is that people who read those doujins actually get off that kind of weird dialogue.
I feel like a lot of them a purposely ridiculous. If I were in that position I would put crazy stuff in for shits and giggles.
Some of these seem like they're poor translations, because the sad alternative is that people who read those doujins actually get off that kind of weird dialogue.
I read a manga about a schoolteacher who was, for all it appeared, trying to fuck an underage gun. Who may or may not be a transvestite, and who starts to climax purely from a bloke's marksmanship, not a euphemism. It wasn't even a doujin. Your doujins ain't got shit.
Some of these seem like they're poor translations, because the sad alternative is that people who read those doujins actually get off that kind of weird dialogue.
I read a manga about a schoolteacher who was, for all it appeared, trying to fuck an underage gun. Who may or may not be a transvestite, and who starts to climax purely from a bloke's marksmanship, not a euphemism. It wasn't even a doujin. Your doujins ain't got shit.
Some of these seem like they're poor translations, because the sad alternative is that people who read those doujins actually get off that kind of weird dialogue.
I read a manga about a schoolteacher who was, for all it appeared, trying to fuck an underage gun. Who may or may not be a transvestite, and who starts to climax purely from a bloke's marksmanship, not a euphemism. It wasn't even a doujin. Your doujins ain't got shit.
Was that Upotte?
Spot on. And I can't even say with all honesty that it's the worst I've read. The rabbit hole goes deeper yet.
I don't know whether I should be proud or ashamed that I knew that.
Ashamed? Hardly. There is genuine pleasure to be had in awful manga. Some of the best plot twists, laughs, romance and other enjoyable stuff, I've found in the most awful of manga, and nobody ever tells you about it, it's all the better because you dug it out yourself, they just discard it out of hand because they see it, think "That's terrible" and don't read it.
I'm reading this manga right now, and it's SO DUMB of a premise, it's about a lass and a dude who are rather terribly in love with each other. Pretty normal, except they're both monstrously shy, and can't talk to each other. They've said about ten words to each other, if that, excluding each other's names, which is maybe another five or six words. And this is in twenty-one chapters so far. Literally the longest two sentances they've said to each other were "Good luck" and "I'll take you home." They don't even talk to other people that much.
But the way they're so utterly in love is told almost entirely with facial expressions, movements, attitudes, that sort of business. It's so fantastically well done, but most people would discard it because they'd just go "Ugh, gimmicky high school love story, someone bring me something exciting."
If Akin was reading any porn doujin, it'd be Viva Freedom; no other work has Osama bin Laden and his terrorist network being defeated by the power of rocktacular sex.
Hopefully these kids will stop hanging out at the mall and turn into real goths someday. I admire most subcultured, goths included, but I think "mall goths" should have ended in the 90's.
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I'm reading this manga right now, and it's SO DUMB of a premise, it's about a lass and a dude who are rather terribly in love with each other. Pretty normal, except they're both monstrously shy, and can't talk to each other. They've said about ten words to each other, if that, excluding each other's names, which is maybe another five or six words. And this is in twenty-one chapters so far. Literally the longest two sentances they've said to each other were "Good luck" and "I'll take you home." They don't even talk to other people that much.
But the way they're so utterly in love is told almost entirely with facial expressions, movements, attitudes, that sort of business. It's so fantastically well done, but most people would discard it because they'd just go "Ugh, gimmicky high school love story, someone bring me something exciting."
You know, I think I know where the idea of "legitimate rape" came from.
Just look at this cover; it screams "MERICA".