Jesus is coming (everyone look busy)

Apsup

This hell on earth still has ponies. Oh glory be to satan! His punishments are pleasure.

Rapture got postponed because Jesus realized that there's still the second season of ponies to see.

WindUpBird

Oh glory be to Slaanesh! His punishments are pleasure.

GreatTeacherMacRoss

Oh glory be to Slaanesh! His punishments are pleasure.

Blood for Khorne, what for Slaanesh?

WindUpBird

Oh glory be to Slaanesh! His punishments are pleasure.

Blood for Khorne, what for Slaanesh?

Pain.

KapitänTim

I prefer to worship in a gozerian fashion.

Churba

Blood for Khorne, what for Slaanesh?

I'm sure answering that will get me put on some sort of registry, and then I'll have to tell my neighbors every time I move.

Zack Patate

This hell on earth still has ponies. Oh glory be to satan! His punishments are pleasure.

You're a Slaaneshi fanatic now?

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Oh glory be to Slaanesh! His punishments are pleasure.

ohcrap. Maybe I should read other posts first before replying. Regardless, the only good chaos god is Pappa Nurgle. HE LOVES ME!

WindUpBird

MTA employee who spent all his money buying advertisements hounded by reporters looking for answers.

Jason

CONSIDER THOSE GOALPOSTS MOVED!!!

Apreche

CONSIDER THOSE GOALPOSTS MOVED!!!

I'm actually liking this god. Putting the end of the world after PAX, but before winter. I'm ok with this.

trogdor9

October 21, eh? That's the day after my 21st birthday. Rapture Eve drinks are on me, guys!

Gundampilotspaz

It's time to play the fun game: Crazy, Brilliant, or Senile!

Jason

It's time to play the fun game: Crazy, Brilliant, or Senile!

I choose a mix of senility and self-delusion enabled by abusive lifelong indoctrination and a culture of both hate and self-loathing.

Apreche