Just sayin', I don't have a porn collection. Why collect something when it's free on the internet?
What? You can't collect something because it's free?
You've never saved a video? A .jpg? Never bookmarked or set a site as a "favorite"? These days, to my mind, that counts as a "collection". I no longer have a vast collection of physical repositories of porn either, but that's just because of "ease of use" and "storage" issues, just like I don't have a vast collection of physical CDs, videotapes, and/or DVDs any longer.
Eeyup. Your idea is bad and you should feel bad.
Actually, the point is till the same. Even if you don't SAVE the porn, you CONSUME the porn. Any potential new mate must at least try and understand that.
Jk But really why bother saving if it is on the web.
Is the web written in stone? I saved a lot of images and videos back in 1995 that I defy you to find on the web now. They're simply no longer there. If you think you can find them, please try or at least tell me your search techniques, becuase I'd really like to have some fills for missing spots in my collection.
New is good, but I still save some of my favourites. There is no guarantee of finding the specific scene, or whatever, that you may have a hankering for.
I've never ever saved pornography or bookmarked anything pornographic.
Bullshit.
Brah, I think you may be alone here. I dont wana see the same thing again and again. I want new shit.
I don't know about you, but the porn sites I frequent update their content, like, on the hour. New stuff? I've got a veritable sea of porn to wade through whenever I want. So bookmarking sites makes perfect sense. And really, sometimes something is so good I'll want to go back to it. What can I say, when I find something I like, I stick with it.
1. Be Jed... 2. ...with even more super sexy superpowers. 3. A sense of humor to NOT be mad about me posting that.
For girls, a lot like me in terms of fashion. I like them to be small and skinny (body like Alizee but looks like a Suicide Girl) and tough.
For both genders, confidence and smarts is a must. Can debate me sometimes. Likes trying new "techniques" time to time. Loves geeking out and going to cons and clubs. Someone is like a best friend with benefits who's a roommate.
2) She should be able to keep relative pace with me drinking. She's gotta enjoy beer (and believe me, that's harder than it sounds, I've found). Enjoying scotch, absinthe, bitters, or tequila is a must.
I'm convinced that there is something wrong with their body chemistry that prevents women from enjoying beer. Now, some single women might lie and say they enjoy it, but, if you marry them, they will most likely turn on you and tell you that they no longer find it amusing. Also, there's the smell factor. Most women's freakishly hypersensitive sense of smell does not react well to beer, especially beer smell that might be a little stale.
I know exactly three girls who really enjoy beer.
The first hangs out at the same super-snobby beer bars I do, knows the difference between a bock and stout, and always asks to try my obscure and delicious beers. The last time I hung out with her (at a pub in London), she kept stealing sips of my BrewDog 5AM Saint and my Delirium Tremens. It was pretty sexy.
The second is one of my very best friends, and we often split pitchers, hang out at the aforementioned geeky beer bars, or rack up tallboys on lazy nights. She's really awesome like that; it's not often you find a girl who is geeky (as in, "plays Dragon Quest while watching Doctor Who" geeky), extremely girly (I have been attempting to steal an Alexander McQueen scarf of hers for two years now), and an excellent drinking buddy.
The third is my mom. Her go-to "good beer" is either Matilda or Sofie from Goose Island after I turned her on to them, but she usually sticks to lights at home. Amusingly enough, she likes beer more than my dad.
My current boyfriend but with less tickling and Call of Duty. If his name was Jesus, that would be kinda cool too, I guess, until I ran out of appropriate puns.
My current boyfriend but with less tickling and Call of Duty. If his name was Jesus, that would be kinda cool too, I guess, until I ran out of appropriate puns.
My friend dated a Jesus in high school for quite a while and we never even got close to running out of appropriate puns.
My current boyfriend but with less tickling and Call of Duty. If his name was Jesus, that would be kinda cool too, I guess, until I ran out of appropriate puns.
My friend dated a Jesus in high school for quite a while and we never even got close to running out of appropriate puns.
She must have been terrified of meeting his parents.
My current boyfriend but with less tickling and Call of Duty. If his name was Jesus, that would be kinda cool too, I guess, until I ran out of appropriate puns.
My friend dated a Jesus in high school for quite a while and we never even got close to running out of appropriate puns.
She must have been terrified of meeting his parents.
I'm an easy going guy. I am open to 90% of reasonable things in this world (that 10% is reserved for "Swim in the Ganges/Charles River" and other unhealthy things). Still, like any man, I seek certain qualities in women. This is my list, and I don't think it's too unreasonable.
1. Be a geek. You don't have to geek out over the same things as me, just so long as you geek out over something so you can understand where I'm coming from. 1a. As long as the things you geek out over are not reality tv shows or Twilight.
2. Have at least a basic understanding of the sciences. I'm not asking for Einstein here, just High School to Undergrad.
3. Be able to carry a conversation and have opinions (even if they differ from my own). Even though I find Fluttershy adorable, meekness is not what I look for in a woman. I want someone with a personality.
4. Don't be a constant downer. Cynicism is fine, but when I say "Hey, I found $30 extra cash, why don't we build a spud gun?" don't be the first to say "Why don't we just blow your fingers off now and save the money?"
5. Understand that my need to be a gentleman doesn't mean I'm trying to oppress you and other women. I will hold the door open for you. I will volunteer to fix things for you. And, given the opportunity, I will run around the car to open your door. This doesn't mean I don't think you can do it yourself, this is just my way of saying "I care".
6. Be willing to help me on projects, even if you have no interest in it. I build things; sometimes big, sometimes small. Having an extra set of hands there to help me and check my work is immensely helpful and, believe me, I will reciprocate. Not to mention it gives us more time together and lets us learn from one another.
7. If I ever get a suitable car and the money to maintain it, I will begin participating in track days and stunt driving. I know it will worry you, but I'd rather if you worried in the pits than at home. You know, in case of one of those "every second counts" sort of situations.
8. Stay by me in all things. I'm not saying don't correct me if I'm wrong. And I'm certainly not saying don't stop me if I'm about to do something crazy, but crazy and dangerous aren't mutually inclusive. I may be an arts major but I raised myself as a scientist; I do my research and will probably stop myself first if it's too risky, but I need you there as my safety net in case I don't. I promise I'll do the same for you.
9. I don't expect you to like my mom (hell, 50% of the time I don't) but have the patience to be civil with her, even when she isn't.
10. Be willing to try new things.
11. Trust me completely. Trust me with the thoughts you don't tell anyone but yourself. Trust me in the most dire of times. Trust me and I'll trust you.
12. If you honestly believe in religion, astrology, spirituality, palmistry, magic (not illusions), or homeopathy (in the colloquial sense), then we can never be anything more than friends/friends with benefits. This is for the sole reason that I cannot completely trust the judgement of someone who defers to a non-corporeal "higher power" for important life decisions.
13. Feel free to laugh at me when I do something stupid. It's okay, I deserve it.
14. Enjoy the fact that I enjoy cooking and remember that nothing is better than cooking together.
15. I've helped raise a child. I don't want to do it again. Not yet, anyway.
16. If the United States for any reason goes either 1984, Madmax, or in any other way terribly wrong, be prepared to defect with me to the nearest civilized nation and never look back.
17. Be kind and shoot me in the head if I'm ever bitten by a zombie. I'll return the favor.
See, that's one thing I never got about my half of this fucked up species. Why do we guys find lesbians hot? It's like being lactose intolerant and going to an ice cream parlor.
See, that's one thing I never got about my half of this fucked up species. Why do we guys find lesbians hot? It's like being lactose intolerant and going to an ice cream parlor.
See, that's one thing I never got about my half of this fucked up species. Why do we guys find lesbians hot? It's like being lactose intolerant and going to an ice cream parlor.
Ice cream still looks delicious even when you can't eat it. (At least that's my theory, I'm not lactose intolerant so I'm just guessing here.)
See, that's one thing I never got about my half of this fucked up species. Why do we guys find lesbians hot? It's like being lactose intolerant and going to an ice cream parlor.
You get really gassy?
Actually, there is one gay lass I know, and one of her more...memorable traits is that she farts like a fuckin' drafthorse.
See, that's one thing I never got about my half of this fucked up species. Why do we guys find lesbians hot? It's like being lactose intolerant and going to an ice cream parlor.
Ice cream still looks delicious even when you can't eat it. (At least that's my theory, I'm not lactose intolerant so I'm just guessing here.)
One of my old roommates was lactose intolerant. He would eat ice cream, hang out in the living room until he farted and run away, leaving the room uninhabitable for whole minutes at a time
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EDIT: I must also add that after working for 5 years in an internet cafe, I can testify that most people do download porn.
On a side note, I haven't seen any of the forum girls chime in.
Technology is fucking awesome.
http://www.tblop.com (NSFW obviously)
TBLOP - The Big List Of Porn
2. ...with even more super sexy superpowers.
3. A sense of humor to NOT be mad about me posting that.
For girls, a lot like me in terms of fashion. I like them to be small and skinny (body like Alizee but looks like a Suicide Girl) and tough.
For both genders, confidence and smarts is a must. Can debate me sometimes. Likes trying new "techniques" time to time. Loves geeking out and going to cons and clubs. Someone is like a best friend with benefits who's a roommate. Welp, not going to sleep now. :P
The first hangs out at the same super-snobby beer bars I do, knows the difference between a bock and stout, and always asks to try my obscure and delicious beers. The last time I hung out with her (at a pub in London), she kept stealing sips of my BrewDog 5AM Saint and my Delirium Tremens. It was pretty sexy.
The second is one of my very best friends, and we often split pitchers, hang out at the aforementioned geeky beer bars, or rack up tallboys on lazy nights. She's really awesome like that; it's not often you find a girl who is geeky (as in, "plays Dragon Quest while watching Doctor Who" geeky), extremely girly (I have been attempting to steal an Alexander McQueen scarf of hers for two years now), and an excellent drinking buddy.
The third is my mom. Her go-to "good beer" is either Matilda or Sofie from Goose Island after I turned her on to them, but she usually sticks to lights at home. Amusingly enough, she likes beer more than my dad.
1. Be a geek. You don't have to geek out over the same things as me, just so long as you geek out over something so you can understand where I'm coming from.
1a. As long as the things you geek out over are not reality tv shows or Twilight.
2. Have at least a basic understanding of the sciences. I'm not asking for Einstein here, just High School to Undergrad.
3. Be able to carry a conversation and have opinions (even if they differ from my own). Even though I find Fluttershy adorable, meekness is not what I look for in a woman. I want someone with a personality.
4. Don't be a constant downer. Cynicism is fine, but when I say "Hey, I found $30 extra cash, why don't we build a spud gun?" don't be the first to say "Why don't we just blow your fingers off now and save the money?"
5. Understand that my need to be a gentleman doesn't mean I'm trying to oppress you and other women. I will hold the door open for you. I will volunteer to fix things for you. And, given the opportunity, I will run around the car to open your door. This doesn't mean I don't think you can do it yourself, this is just my way of saying "I care".
6. Be willing to help me on projects, even if you have no interest in it. I build things; sometimes big, sometimes small. Having an extra set of hands there to help me and check my work is immensely helpful and, believe me, I will reciprocate. Not to mention it gives us more time together and lets us learn from one another.
7. If I ever get a suitable car and the money to maintain it, I will begin participating in track days and stunt driving. I know it will worry you, but I'd rather if you worried in the pits than at home. You know, in case of one of those "every second counts" sort of situations.
8. Stay by me in all things. I'm not saying don't correct me if I'm wrong. And I'm certainly not saying don't stop me if I'm about to do something crazy, but crazy and dangerous aren't mutually inclusive. I may be an arts major but I raised myself as a scientist; I do my research and will probably stop myself first if it's too risky, but I need you there as my safety net in case I don't. I promise I'll do the same for you.
9. I don't expect you to like my mom (hell, 50% of the time I don't) but have the patience to be civil with her, even when she isn't.
10. Be willing to try new things.
11. Trust me completely. Trust me with the thoughts you don't tell anyone but yourself. Trust me in the most dire of times. Trust me and I'll trust you.
12. If you honestly believe in religion, astrology, spirituality, palmistry, magic (not illusions), or homeopathy (in the colloquial sense), then we can never be anything more than friends/friends with benefits. This is for the sole reason that I cannot completely trust the judgement of someone who defers to a non-corporeal "higher power" for important life decisions.
13. Feel free to laugh at me when I do something stupid. It's okay, I deserve it.
14. Enjoy the fact that I enjoy cooking and remember that nothing is better than cooking together.
15. I've helped raise a child. I don't want to do it again. Not yet, anyway.
16. If the United States for any reason goes either 1984, Madmax, or in any other way terribly wrong, be prepared to defect with me to the nearest civilized nation and never look back.
17. Be kind and shoot me in the head if I'm ever bitten by a zombie. I'll return the favor.
18. Okay now this is getting silly.
Twilight Sparkle's brain minus craziness and OCD inside of Alizee's body.
But the issue is, will she put out?