So, Lexapro has (among other things) given me a huge boost of self-confidence; I got tired of long hair and hiding behind my bangs. Today, I walked into the salon and handed my stylist a picture of Don Draper. This happened:
I'm well chuffed. Gonna ring a certain ladyfriend on Saturday and see what she thinks over Knob Creek Old Fashioneds.
EDIT: Also, the picture is mirrored and lo-def due to cellphone. I assure you the haircut is filled out and parted on the right, and that I don't look like a shaved-sides Hitler Youth.
EDIT2: BRB, MAKING A VAULT 101 JUMPSUIT FOR HALLOWEEN
Edit: Also, Yosho was rocking a very similar haircut in that Vice photoshoot, IIRC. If looking like a 12-year-old from the 40s gets a man a spread in Vice that subsequently gets him a girlfriend, consider me more than happy with my anachronism.
Don't take it poorly. I don't like how most people look. You should here the shit I say about me.
EDIT: Ninja'd by WuB's edit. Yosho's face makes that haircut work. All men are not created equal in appearence. If you had a different chin it could work, but alas, it was not to be.
WUB, I think your haircut is better than mine was. Speaking of, I really need to find a new barber. My regular one retired a few months ago, so my hair is growing long.
WUB, I think your haircut is better than mine was. Speaking of, I really need to find a new barber. My regular one retired a few months ago, so my hair is growing long.
Make sure to get your haircut records so you can transfer them to your new barber.
Is there such a thing? Do the HIPAA rules apply?
No, there's no HIPPA for two reasons. 1. Unless you live in an extreme climate, your haircut wouldn't affect your health 2. A section in an unrelated bill created a mandate that your barber periodically file your most recent haircut with the DHS and FBI in order to keep your profile up to date. Most people didn't know about it because it was kept pretty quiet.
Make sure to get your haircut records so you can transfer them to your new barber.
Is there such a thing? Do the HIPAA rules apply?
No, there's no HIPPA for two reasons. 1. Unless you live in an extreme climate, your haircut wouldn't affect your health 2. A section in an unrelated bill created a mandate that your barber periodically file your most recent haircut with the DHS and FBI in order to keep your profile up to date. Most people didn't know about it because it was kept pretty quiet.
For a moment I thought you were serious. I need some sleep.
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I'm well chuffed. Gonna ring a certain ladyfriend on Saturday and see what she thinks over Knob Creek Old Fashioneds.
EDIT: Also, the picture is mirrored and lo-def due to cellphone. I assure you the haircut is filled out and parted on the right, and that I don't look like a shaved-sides Hitler Youth.
EDIT2: BRB, MAKING A VAULT 101 JUMPSUIT FOR HALLOWEEN
Edit: Also, Yosho was rocking a very similar haircut in that Vice photoshoot, IIRC. If looking like a 12-year-old from the 40s gets a man a spread in Vice that subsequently gets him a girlfriend, consider me more than happy with my anachronism.
EDIT: Ninja'd by WuB's edit. Yosho's face makes that haircut work. All men are not created equal in appearence. If you had a different chin it could work, but alas, it was not to be.
2. A section in an unrelated bill created a mandate that your barber periodically file your most recent haircut with the DHS and FBI in order to keep your profile up to date. Most people didn't know about it because it was kept pretty quiet.