Saw the most risky guerilla marketing today. A dude stopped me on the street and asked me. 'You smoke weed?' Then he proceeded to hand me a business card with a hemp leaf on it. It had on it 'We Deliver' and a phone number..
Either he was a police officer, or he was sure beyond all doubt that I was not. Or maybe neither, I just will never know.
Not a super-great video, and a bit over-long, but it's got enough funny bits to be worth watching, especially if you liked Powerthirst. The original blog post it's based on is pretty cool too.
Dear Girls Above Me.A man with a paper-thin ceiling writes letters to the irritating girls living above him as he hears their conversations.
Nov10 Dear Girls Above Me, “I’m officially banning men from the apartment! He left the toilet seat up and I almost fell in.†She’s lying, I heard a splash.
I can not fathom this. Women of the country, learn to operate the toilet seat! IT IS NOT THAT HARD!
I can not fathom this. Women of the country, learn to operate the toilet seat! IT IS NOT THAT HARD!
It's also not that hard to put a toilet seat down either.
This can go for both sides. It really isn't hard either way.
This is not a problem for me. We use separate bathrooms for our potty needs. Plus we have a cat that thinks it's a bathing pool so toilet seat lid is always down when not in use.
The whole toilet seat thing has never been a major problem for me as I always close the lid before flushing, but the whole "women falling into the toilet" thing has always astounded me. If I'm headed for the bathroom and I know I'm going to need to sit down then I'm going to be sure I check to make sure there's a seat there before I drop my pants and squat.
Random thought: I wonder if anyone has ever developed a toilet with a seat-raising pedal? Guy has to take a leak so he goes into the bathroom and steps on the pedal. Lid and seat pop up. He does his business, lets off the pedal, and the seat & lid slowly lower back into place. Guy doesn't have to worry about putting the seat back down, girl doesn't have to deal with the apparent hassle of taking the split second it would take to check and see if the seat was still up.
Moot point, anyway. If I ever build a house I'm going to make damn sure that the bathroom off the den has a urinal in it.
The only time I don't pay attention to the toilet seat issue is if I'm barely awake. Then the surprise wakes me up.
Edit: I guess I'll never fully understand because I have a va-jay-jay, but as a guy, is aim really that difficult with the toilet seat down? Does the dribble or whatever get on the seat constantly? Or when you do the last shake? I never understood the actual need for a toilet seat other than for cleaning the toilet.
I can't speak for every guy, but I think it's not so much the aim as it is the initial stream start. You could be dead on target with your sights and still end up hitting the seat (if not the wall beside the toilet - viz: the scene from Me, Myself, and Irene) if something isn't right down there. This is generally a rarity and if it does happen then once the flow starts it's easy to correct, but there's still the chance of it getting all over the place and everyone hates cleaning that up. Combine that with the end where there's not as much water pressure behind the stream and you can end up with dribble on the seat. No seat in the way = less dribble mess to clean up.
Then again, there's still guys that piss on the floor no matter what they do. I've never understood that and never will.
Wouldn't it be easier to hover directly over the toilet then? Less chance of error, however I can imagine it to be uncomfortable to spread your legs that much.
Then again, there's still guys that piss on the floor no matter what they do. I've never understood that and never will.
This is a HUGE problem for the men's urinals on my building floor. I keep hearing my male coworkers constantly complain about this. It amazes me how nasty people can be.
Wouldn't it be easier to hover directly over the toilet then? Less chance of error, however I can imagine it to be uncomfortable to spread your legs that much.
Technically there would be less chance of error if we sat down, but peeing standing up is all about efficiency. And we can't hover over the toilet cause that would be nigh impossible while wearing pants and peeing out the fly. And we aren't going to lean over the toilet, too much work.
New theatrical Winnie-the-Pooh movie incredibly similar to the Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh in both style and content (all 5 of the stories in the new movie will be based off of previously unadapted stories from the original books). I'm excited.
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Either he was a police officer, or he was sure beyond all doubt that I was not. Or maybe neither, I just will never know.
Not a super-great video, and a bit over-long, but it's got enough funny bits to be worth watching, especially if you liked Powerthirst. The original blog post it's based on is pretty cool too.
Here's a small dog and a pile of leaves.
"Miners not Minors!"
I nearly lost it laughing at my desk.
This can go for both sides. It really isn't hard either way.
This is not a problem for me. We use separate bathrooms for our potty needs. Plus we have a cat that thinks it's a bathing pool so toilet seat lid is always down when not in use.
Random thought: I wonder if anyone has ever developed a toilet with a seat-raising pedal? Guy has to take a leak so he goes into the bathroom and steps on the pedal. Lid and seat pop up. He does his business, lets off the pedal, and the seat & lid slowly lower back into place. Guy doesn't have to worry about putting the seat back down, girl doesn't have to deal with the apparent hassle of taking the split second it would take to check and see if the seat was still up.
Moot point, anyway. If I ever build a house I'm going to make damn sure that the bathroom off the den has a urinal in it.
Edit: I guess I'll never fully understand because I have a va-jay-jay, but as a guy, is aim really that difficult with the toilet seat down? Does the dribble or whatever get on the seat constantly? Or when you do the last shake? I never understood the actual need for a toilet seat other than for cleaning the toilet.
Then again, there's still guys that piss on the floor no matter what they do. I've never understood that and never will.
Also why don't you guys wipe after urination? Do you really think that shaking will get rid of all the urine?
/morbid curiosity
/utter confusion
EDIT: Too late.
New theatrical Winnie-the-Pooh movie incredibly similar to the Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh in both style and content (all 5 of the stories in the new movie will be based off of previously unadapted stories from the original books). I'm excited.