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Victor Frost

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Daikun

Pegu

That's not real, is it?

Edit: Shit, it is.

Churba

That Zippo she used to light his hundred dollar bill isn't, though. Come on, John, if I can afford the real deal, man, you can.

WindUpBird

ninjarabbi

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Is that the same solution that he used on his wife?

Amp

Saw this on their AMA on Reddit but Garfunkle and Oat's The Loophole pretty dam funny.

Churba

I know I often speak out against people saying "X technology is dying", but I think this one is justified, for once - The Telegram is dying.

Amp

Aw shit! How am I meant to sent rapid messages to inspectors or my editor now!

Luke Burrage

Tennis. Shit's crazy at Wimbledon this year!

Churba

So, the CIA has an initiative to stop leaks and to keep their secrets secret, according to leaked documents.

Greg

That document wasn't leaked.

The Associated Press obtained the memo Wednesday, marked unclassified and for official use only.

Churba

Yeah, here's the trick - that's not how classification works, young padawan. If it was classified even as simply restricted, the lowest level, then that defeats the point of having an agency-wide memo as you're excluding a lot of people within the agency from reading it - this might surprise you, but not everybody within the agency has even restricted clearance, nor does everything within the agency warrant classification. Unclassified doesn't mean released for public eyes, it just means you don't need official security clearance.

Banta

Yeah, here's the trick - that's not how classification works, young padawan. If it was classified even as simply restricted, the lowest level, then that defeats the point of having an agency-wide memo as you're excluding a lot of people within the agency from reading it - this might surprise you, but not everybody within the agency has even restricted clearance, nor does everything within the agency warrant classification. Unclassified doesn't mean released for public eyes, it just means you don't need official security clearance.

Pretty much this. I get to deal with this kind of thing at my job on a daily basis. If we didn't have that 'unclassified, but still sensitive info' then nothing would get done.

George Patches

This is funny until the Autobots bit, then it's utterly hilarious.

Pegu

I've never seen most of those gifs before. Shits was that Hermione bouncing her tits?

ninjarabbi

I was disappointed that the Squidward one wasn't this version.

Rochelle

Want a free 4lb burrito? Bring your less than 1 y/o baby and have a photo taken alongside said burrito to prove the size of said burrito.

Jason

Rochelle

Wait, so it IS twins?

Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)

Awesome!

open_sketchbook

"As you can see from this ultrasound, ma'am, it's an owl."

Greg

Want a free 4lb burrito? Bring your less than 1 y/o baby and have a photo taken alongside said burrito to prove the size of said burrito.

Jason

"As you can see from this ultrasound, ma'am, it's an owl."

"But it doesn't say, 'Who, who.' It says, 'WHY, WHY.'"

ninjarabbi

Jason gets 2 free Burritos.

Sail

Wait Jason, you're spawning even more??

Churba

"As you can see from this ultrasound, ma'am, it's an owl."

"But it doesn't say, 'Who, who.' It says, 'WHY, WHY.'"

Quick, ask it about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Jason gets 2 free Burritos.

Babies come with free burritos? BRB BREEDING.

Wait Jason, you're spawning even more??

Judging by that ultrasound, I'd say it's a wee bit too late for waiting.

Sail

The world's gonna be waist-deep in little Jasons and Jasonettes soon. They're taking over.

Starfox

That's the final grand prix round. Who can have the most babies.

Jason

The world's gonna be waist-deep in little Jasons and Jasonettes soon. They're taking over.

Don't worry, I'm having Lisa shot after this batch.