This is almost a year old but I did a search for "Unforgotten Realms" and I can't find any mention of it on the forum. So, I'm going to make The Escapist's Unforgotten Realms, a pretty darned funny parody of role playing games, my thing of the day. I hope everyone enjoys!
Not included in the video - Where they make him walk, and it all falls out, right before he promptly falls over because he can't walk with a shotgun crammed halfway up his fool arse like a bloody toffee apple.
Not included in the video - Where they make him walk, and it all falls out, right before he promptly falls over because he can't walk with a shotgun crammed halfway up his fool arse like a bloody toffee apple.
Tactically speaking, it would be a better idea to have a smaller variety of weapons, and a larger supply of ammo. 12 firearms, 2 hands, you do the math.
Not to mention, for example, a .45 caliber S&W; can way anywhere from 750 Grams empty to 1100 grams empty. Imagine how much a standard .45 bullet weighs - about 4/5ths of 5/8ths of fuck-all. So, at the price of not looking as cool as going akimbo with them, you could get a hell of a lot of few extra rounds, and being able to use two hands with your weapon will assist your aim and stability(physical, not mental, obviously). Carrying that many guns is just stupid, unless your name is Thomas Anderson.
Also, Why doesn't he just saw the barrel off that shotgun? I mean, seriously, kid, are you so retarded that you can't even work a hacksaw?
Along with booking a flight and hotel to Las Vegas for Jeremy (my boyfriend) and I, we received complimentary tickets for any Cirque du Soleil performance. We were planning on buying tickets already, but I'm all about free. ^_^
A very interesting interview with Bjorn Ulvaeus from ABBA fame (a band that I idolize and fuck you all who mock me cause I know there will be some who will) about his views on religion and why atheism is the right thing.
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Not to mention, for example, a .45 caliber S&W; can way anywhere from 750 Grams empty to 1100 grams empty. Imagine how much a standard .45 bullet weighs - about 4/5ths of 5/8ths of fuck-all. So, at the price of not looking as cool as going akimbo with them, you could get a hell of a lot of few extra rounds, and being able to use two hands with your weapon will assist your aim and stability(physical, not mental, obviously). Carrying that many guns is just stupid, unless your name is Thomas Anderson.
Also, Why doesn't he just saw the barrel off that shotgun? I mean, seriously, kid, are you so retarded that you can't even work a hacksaw?
Sections from Obama's Audiobook, Where he was speaking for a friend, are pure out of context awesome.
If you do not, then you are also welcome!
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Scott, forget woolen socks. This is better than stupid socks.