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  • Google Translate says it's Persian. It translated to be the several sentences repeated over and over again.
  • edited October 2012
    Hmm, and guess where they speak Persian/Farsi.

    Edit: Not to sound like I approve though. Mass emails are full of the worst bullshit fear-mongering humans can muster.
    Post edited by Jack Draigo on
  • I can't believe anyone would be dumb enough to just see a mail in a foreign language and assume the worst without at least popping open google translate.
    Also, Persian culture advocates are often at odds with Radical Islam, which often insists on prayers being solely in Arabic.
  • RymRym
    edited October 2012
    I can't believe anyone would be dumb enough to just see a mail in a foreign language and assume the worst without at least popping open google translate.
    I can believe it.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=racist+tea+party&sugexp=chrome,mod=0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=m8p8UJeMOcnw0gHv24H4BQ&biw=1220&bih=1190&sei=ncp8UIzwNILq0gGn8oCwBg
    Post edited by Rym on
  • I can't believe anyone would be dumb enough to just see a mail in a foreign language and assume the worst without at least popping open google translate.
    Also, Persian culture advocates are often at odds with Radical Islam, which often insists on prayers being solely in Arabic.
    The same person that would buy that it's a message sent by Obama would also believe anything you told them about the content, and assume the worst in the absence of information. We're not dealing with bright bulbs here.
  • Merry early xmas. This gem just arrived in the news inbox.
    Love, Jason
    ---------------------------------------------------
    LORD if this be YOUR WILL, Please help US make USA worthy...Please give US the strength to defeat this atheist marxist enemy cancer endeavores to degenerate our individual honesty, integrity, morality, responsibility, accountability ...we thank YOU LORD, for allowing US to reside in the USA and giving our GOD fearing Founding Fathers foresight to write our Declaration of Independence and
    Constitution in accordance with YOUR WORD...The Bible and the Ten Commandments, these atheist marxists trying to destroy...

    On November 6, 2012 Christian & Jewish Citizens
    of USA, represent almost 90% USA population will have the Constitutional Right to vote for those among
    US we wish to govern US, as a FREE People, in
    accordance with our Constitution...

    LORD give each of US the foresight to choose only those who share YOUR & Our Core Principles & Values...Honesty, Integrity, Morality, Responsibility, Accountability, who will govern, legislate, judicate in accordance with our Constitution and fire those who have not and/or will not...Amen.'

    Our intent is NOT to offend, rather inform fellow Citizens relative to the marxist billionaire elitist controlling our news media, overreaching government under Obama and his Congressional Marxist Manchurian Candidates [CMMC] attempting to take USA from a Constitutional FREE We The People Republic to a Marxist Dictatorial Government via 'welfare depenency One Way Atheist Marxist Venus Flytrap of no return. ...Citizens who wish to cancel our emails please return this email to wethepeople@freedomnow.comcastbiz.net place X here [ ].

    Citizens concerned the direction Obama & his CMMC's trying to take our nation...please join US on November 6, 2012 vote Comrad CMMC's attempting re-election/ELECTION OUT OF ELECTED OFFICE. Note if the CMMC has no challenger Vote for Yourself, if the CMMC time is up 2014 remember them:
    CMMC'S OHIO...SEN BROWN [CMMC UP FOR REELECTION], FUDGE [CMMC], KAPTUR [CMMC/BLACK CAUCUS], KUCHINICH [CMMC], LANG [CMMC], NEUHARDT [CMMC], RYAN [CMMC], SUTTON [CMMC]...all agreed to transfer $ 716 billion of our Medicare Ins Fund to Obamacare $3.7 trillion Tax Law, 100% voted for Obamacare without reading it...against 78% majority citizens...

    Mitt Romney is a good decent, honest , GOD fearing, individual who has the where-with-all to take our Republic...from the bowls of Obama Marxist voodoo Keynesian anemic economics transfer our national wealth to welfare...Stagnant U6 14.7% No change 2009-12 unemployment, squandered $ 6 trillion to boot, left US with $16 trillion national debt equates to $60,000 each man-woman-child, forced against 78% Citizens will $3.7 trillion Obamacare 17 hidden Tax Laws...January 2013 Obama & Democrat Manchurians will surprise all Citizens [wealthy-upper, middle, lower income, including Seniors] with the largest tax increase in history, conveniently after 2012 elections...

    ALL IN, Romney/Ryan/Constitutionalist Fiscal Conservatives our last chance to save our Republic,
    OHIO... FOR US SEN JOSH MANDEL, FOR US HOUSE 01 STEVE CHABOT, 02 BRAD WENSTRUP, 03 CHRIS LONG, 04 JIM JORDAN, 04 BOB LATTA, 06 BILL JOHNSON, 07 BOB GIBBS, 08 JOHN BOEHNER, 09 JOE WURZELBACHER, 10 MIKE TURNER, 11 UNCHALLENGED, 12 PAT TIBERI, 13 MARISHA AGANA, 14 DAVID MACKO, 15 STEVE STIVERS, 16 JIM RENACCI...100% voted NO Obamacare...

    VOTER FRAUD-SUPPRESSION-INTIMIDATION OBAMA/DEMOCRAT PARTY CAUGHT COMMITTING...
    DEMAND our Governor & State Attorney General...ensure, our Troops have sufficient Absentee Voter Applications...ONLY LIVE LEGAL CITIZEN VOTES are counted...those caught performing and/or condoning VOTER Fraud, suppression, intimidation must be tried-convicted-impeached-fined-jailed-fired-deported, for defrauding Law abiding Citizens...Let JUSTICE BE SERVED...

    All tyranny needs to gain a foothold in government is when law abiding citizens, of good conscience remain silent and do nothing...thus government runs amuck! Government MUST be controlled by it's Citizens, ALWAYS!

    Grandma & Grandpa, Mommy & Daddy, Auntie & Uncle, Citizens 18 years to whatever, our mutual economic well being is at stake and our Kids destinies as well...Wake Up BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. Please forward to family, friends, neighbors, business associates, let's get out the VOTE!

    IN GOD WE TRUST
  • I literally could not understand that email after a while, it just fell into gibberish.
  • atheist marxist enemy cancer
  • atheist marxist enemy cancer
    I'm quite partial to "welfare depenency One Way Atheist Marxist Venus Flytrap of no return" myself.
  • I'd like to believe, based on the lack of grammatical and syntactical control in the e-mail and its rambling, incoherent, echo chamber idiocy, that it was written by some America-hating foreign terrorist as a piece of covert propaganda meant to further entrench our political divisions.

    I'd like to believe that.
  • edited November 2012
    I'd like to believe, based on the lack of grammatical and syntactical control in the e-mail and its rambling, incoherent, echo chamber idiocy, that it was written by some America-hating foreign terrorist as a piece of covert propaganda meant to further entrench our political divisions.

    I'd like to believe that.
    Damn it Jason, you've found me out.
    Post edited by lackofcheese on
  • atheist marxist enemy cancer
    no u!
  • edited November 2012
    LazyTruth is a browser extension that automatically fact checks viral rumors in your Gmail inbox.

    http://www.lazytruth.com/
    Post edited by trogdor9 on
  • How Great is our God!!!


    Our Creator and Redeemer . . . and do we THINK about it ?? God's
    accuracy may be observed in the hatching of eggs.. . . .

    For example: -the eggs of the potato bug hatch in 7 days;
    -those of the canary in 14 days;
    -those of the barnyard hen in 21 days;
    -The eggs of ducks and geese hatch in 28 days;
    -those of the mallard in 35 days;
    -The eggs of the parrot and the ostrich hatch in 42 days.Notice, they
    are all divisible by seven, the number of days in a week!)

    God's wisdom is seen in the making of an elephant.
    The four legs of this great beast all bend forward in the same
    direction. No other quadruped is so made. God planned that this animal
    would have a huge body, too large to live on two legs. For this reason
    He gave it four fulcrums so that it can rise from the ground easily.

    The horse rises from the ground on its two front legs first. A cow
    rises from the ground with its two hind legs first. How wise the Lord
    is in all His works of creation!

    God's wisdom is revealed in His arrangement of sections and segments,
    as well as in the number of grains.

    -Each watermelon has an even number of stripes on the rind.
    -Each orange has an even number of segments.
    -Each ear of corn has an even number of rows.
    -Each stalk of wheat has an even number of grains.
    -Every bunch of bananas has on its lowest row an even number of
    bananas, and each row decreases by one, so that one row has an even
    number and the next row an odd number.

    -The waves of the sea roll in on shore twenty-six to the minute in all
    kinds of weather.

    -All grains are found in even numbers on the stalks, and the Lord
    specified thirty fold, sixty fold, and a hundred fold all even
    numbers.

    God has caused the flowers to blossom at certain specified times
    during the day. Linnaeus, the great botanist, once said that if he had
    a conservatory containing the right kind of soil, moisture and
    temperature, he could tell the time of day or night by the flowers
    that were open and those that were closed!

    The lives of each of you may be ordered by the Lord in a beautiful way
    for His glory, if you will only entrust Him with your life. If you try
    to regulate your own life, it will only be a mess and a failure. Only
    the One Who made the brain and the heart can successfully guide them
    to a profitable end.

    I HOPE YOU FIND THIS AS FASCINATING AS I DID. May God Bless You In
    Ways You Never Even Dreamed. I didn't think twice about forwarding
    this one.

    The Bible
    When you carry "the Bible", Satan has a headache, when you open it, he
    collapses, when he sees you reading it, he loses his strength, AND
    when you stand on the Word of God, Satan can't hurt you! And did you
    also know...

    When you are about to forward this email to others, the devil will
    probably try to discourage you, but do it anyway.
  • As the Devil, I highly discourage you from forwarding that email.
  • So I need to stand on a Bible to be safe from the Devil? Seems like I'd wear it out doing that
  • So I need to stand on a Bible to be safe from the Devil? Seems like I'd wear it out doing that
    What else are you supposed to do with those things, read them?

  • Perhaps the U.S. should pull out of Chicago?

    Body count: In the last six months 292 killed (murdered) in Chicago;

    221 killed in Iraq AND Chicago has one of the strictest gun laws in the

    entire US.

    Does THAT tell you anything?????

    President:--Barack Hussein Obama

    Senator: Dick Durbin

    House Representative: Jesse Jackson Jr.

    Governor: Pat Quinn

    House leader: Mike Madigan

    Atty. Gen.: Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike)

    Mayor: Rahm Emanuel

    The leadership in Illinois - all Democrats.

    Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago.

    Of course, they're all blaming each other.

    Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any!

    Chicago school system rated one of the worst in the country.

    State pension fund $78 Billion in debt, worst in country.

    Cook County (Chicago) sales tax 10.25% highest in country.

    (Look 'em up if you want).

    This is the political culture that Obama comes from in Illinois.

    And...he was gonna 'fix' Washington politics for us???!

    send to all your Illinois friends.. time to jump out of Illinois



    lol nothing like false comparisons....
  • Yeah, let's just ignore those 244 Iraqi civilians that died in November alone.
  • Hm. I don't even know why I'm getting this:
    The primary-school shooting in Newtown, Connecticut, approximately 45 miles from the Colt Arms Factory, is just another one in the long line of government psyops designed to persuade the public to allow the government to take away their guns, and their means to defend themselves against the government and the banksters that the politicians really serve.

    The small children murders are designed to create hysterical emotions in women to get them to demand that guns are banned. If that doesn’t work they will continue with their evil agenda with worse and worse atrocities on younger children, until they get their way and disarm the people, so that they cannot fight back against government tyranny.

    Newtown is the U.S.A.’s Dunblane, which was orchestrated in Scotland in 1996 by the British establishment, to whip up hysteria in order to ban all handguns from the U.K. It was a follow-up to the Hungerford Massacre in England in 1987, which was carried out by mind-controlled Michael Ryan, who then shot himself so he could not be questioned, and it was used to ban semi-automatic rifles and shotguns.

    It’s always the same people behind it – the gun-grabbers who want the people to be defenceless against the gun-grabbers’ employers – the banksters who own all of the politicians. They get their politicians to pass legislation for them, in order to remove the people’s freedoms and means of defending themselves, and enslave them in a draconian police-state, under a mountain of debt, and then exterminate the useless-eaters.

    The Dunblane massacre was supposedly carried out by Thomas Hamilton, who was a paedophile and procurer of children, for a high level paedophile ring involving senior members of the Tony Blair Labour-Party shadow-cabinet and others. The massacre served two purposes, it achieved their desired handgun-ban and killed the abused children, so they could not be witnesses against the elite-paedophiles. They then had the findings of the inquiry sealed for 100 years, which is proof of the above.

    Like Newtown there were two shooters, Hamilton and a hit-man who shot Hamilton and made it look like Hamilton committed suicide after shooting 16 children, so that he couldn’t be questioned. Hamilton was found in the school gymnasium slumped against a wall and still gurgling, when an off-duty policeman PC Grant McCutcheon entered the gym and saw two semi-automatic pistols, one on either side of Hamilton’s body.

    The autopsy revealed that Hamilton was killed with a .38 revolver. These people always slip-up with their crimes. There was no .38 revolver for him to have shot himself with. Thus, there was a second shooter who killed Hamilton.

    Similarly, the first reports from Newtown were of two shooters, just like mind-controlled James Holmes in the Denver Batman Cinema massacre, the story then quickly changes to just one.

    Columbine was similar, in that a team of shooters in black outfits were seen there and the two accused were on mind-altering prescription-drugs.

    Wake up and see the pattern and their modus operandi and don’t fall for it. Never let them take your guns, except from your cold dead hands.

    All of these are staged events to whip-up hysterical public support for banning the people from having guns. It works the same in every country – Hungerford in England, Dunblane in Scotland, Port Arthur in Australia and the list in America is endless, because of the Second Amendment and the people having a pro-gun culture. That makes it much more difficult to break the Americans’ love of guns and the Second Amendment, which was put in place to protect the people from the government.

    Gun bans work well for tyrants. They worked well for Hitler, Stalin and Chairman Mao, to name just three.

    If you want to stop these massacres, wake-up and get rid of the banksters, their puppet-politicians and all gun-grabbers; arm teachers and ban gun-free zones.

    From one who can see the pattern and hopes to enable you to see it too.
  • Um... Hitler didn't ban guns. The Nazis loosened gun control laws (unless you were Jewish, but gays, gypsies, and communists were also persecuted and permitted guns). I'm not trying to demonize the right wing, I'm just fact checking.
  • A guy I knew at one time just posted this:

    Snopes is lying about this being fake apparently. That's f*cked up Snopes! What else is Snopes lying about? Credability lost

    Regarding this: http://www.snopes.com/politics/guns/newtown.asp#actors
  • Um... Hitler didn't ban guns. The Nazis loosened gun control laws (unless you were Jewish, but gays, gypsies, and communists were also persecuted and permitted guns). I'm not trying to demonize the right wing, I'm just fact checking.
    You're fact-checking the e-mail claiming that every mass shooting is commited by people the banksters paid to mind control and then had killed by hitmen so they can take away our guns and rule with an iron fist.
  • Um... Hitler didn't ban guns. The Nazis loosened gun control laws (unless you were Jewish, but gays, gypsies, and communists were also persecuted and permitted guns). I'm not trying to demonize the right wing, I'm just fact checking.
    You're fact-checking the e-mail claiming that every mass shooting is commited by people the banksters paid to mind control and then had killed by hitmen so they can take away our guns and rule with an iron fist.
    Insanity is no excuse for factual inaccuracy.
  • You're implying that all the claims I mentioned, while insane, are factually accurate. :P
  • You're implying that all the claims I mentioned, while insane, are factually accurate. :P
    Well I can't disprove them. That's more than I can say about that Godwins shit.
  • Your standard of proof is inconsistent.

    After all, if you're going to allow for the possibility of a government conspiracy, then it's also possibly that same conspiracy has covered up the real facts about Hitler and guns.
  • I feel like anything is possible one you allow for the possibility of mind controlled assasins shooting up schools.
  • edited January 2013
    I feel like anything is possible one you allow for the possibility of mind controlled assasins shooting up schools.
    That sounds like the plot of an anime.

    edit: or maybe a sci-fi novel
    Post edited by Drunken Butler on
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