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  • Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
    Hilariously, my two cases didn't turn up today. Which means tomorrow I have to do a 45 minute juggling show using only the 5 beanbags I had in my carry-on bag... and whatever I can find from around the ship.

    I love a challenge!*

    *I might end up not loving this challenge.
  • RymRym
    Hilariously, my two cases didn't turn up today. Which means tomorrow I have to do a 45 minute juggling show using only the 5 beanbags I had in my carry-on bag... and whatever I can find from around the ship.

    I love a challenge!*

    *I might end up not loving this challenge.
    The answer is babies.

  • Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
    I don't get it.
  • RymRym
    I don't get it.
    Juggle babies. I'm sure you can find a few on the ship.

  • BronzdragonBronzdragon
    Kitchen knives.
  • RymRym
    BUCKETS OF BLOOD!
  • WalkerWalker
    I don't get it.
    Juggle babies. I'm sure you can find a few on the ship.

    Kitchen knives.
    BUCKETS OF BLOOD!
    Ear infection.
    Put those hands together.
  • SailSail
    FRCF: The flawless problem-solving machine.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    It's suitcases of blood, fyi. Unless he can find a train car to fill up.
  • Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
    My bag turned up, but I only found out after the ship had sailed away from the dock. But I'm not going say so on Facebook because I'm enjoying all the comments there.
  • BronzdragonBronzdragon
    My bag turned up, but I only found out after the ship had sailed away from the dock. But I'm not going say so on Facebook because I'm enjoying all the comments there.
    Did you find something to juggle yet? If not, "wallets from the audience". They'll love that.
  • AmpAmp
    Kept on hearing a strange whistling noise around the room. Spent fifteen minuets trying to find it, only to realise that it was my nose.
  • canine224canine224
    Kept on hearing a strange whistling noise around the room. Spent fifteen minuets trying to find it, only to realise that it was my nose.
    I have done this so many times.
  • WalkerWalker
    I do the opposite sometimes. I hear a sound, convince myself it's in my head, then realize it's a squirrely AC unit or something.
  • AmpAmp
    Kept on hearing a strange whistling noise around the room. Spent fifteen minuets trying to find it, only to realise that it was my nose.
    I have done this so many times.
    It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't blaming the cat.
  • RuffasRuffas
    Guy seems to have committed suicide on campus, with bonus IEDs in his room!
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    He mined...his bedroom?
  • RymRym
    Guy seems to have committed suicide on campus, with bonus IEDs in his room!
    When I was a freshman at RIT, someone attempted suicide with a home-made explosive in I believe NRH.
  • ChurbaChurba
    He mined...his bedroom?
    You never know where the Russians will invade.
  • BronzdragonBronzdragon
    Newsarticle on what happened to Ruffas.
  • YoshoKatanaYoshoKatana
    edited March 2013
    To be fair, NRH does look like a gulag.

    EDIT: BEST REPORTING EVER.
    Post edited by YoshoKatana on
  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    Dailymail reports on people in the UK who're "curing" their pain by sitting in a warm cave for hours on end. Apparently it works because the caves are full of radon gas.

    So, y'know. That's great, right there.
  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    Holy shit. Radon? Are they retarded?

    Before inhaling the radon, I mean.
  • Jack DraigoJack Draigo
    If not they are afterwards!
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    edited March 2013
    Don't they know what radon is?! It's not "RAYON". It's "Radon"; as in RADiatiON. As in the stuff that gives you cancer!
    Fuck, people are stupid.
    Post edited by Victor Frost on
  • open_sketchbookopen_sketchbook
    So the plan was to train down to Toronto where I meet up with friends and drive down to Boston.

    Our train stopped to let a freight train cross another set of tracks. However, the bloody train broke as it was crossing, leaving it stuck in front of us. After a short discussion, it was decided that passengers would get on buses and go the rest of the way.

    That was three hours ago.

    The fucking capitalistic pigs in business class got to go on buses and leave right away, but we have been stuck in this fucking box on this fucking rail long enough that at this point I think it'd be faster to walk to PAX.

    EDIT: Oh look, they finally finished building our fucking bus and it has arrived. Only one, though, so probably not enough for all our passengers.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    edited March 2013
    Wow, fuck, my throat really fucking hurts. Like, they say an adult tonsillectomy is some of the worst pain you can experience, but those people are pussies. Right? Right?

    No. My throat feels like it's being stabbed, from the inside, with 1000 on-fire needles. All the time. AND I'M ON VICODIN. RIGHT NOW.
    Post edited by TheWhaleShark on
  • BronzdragonBronzdragon
    Sounds fun.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Yeah, I was not impressed with vicodin's pain reduction abilities.
  • WalkerWalker
    Have you seen House walk?
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