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  • Tell him to rent a fucking car.
  • Nuri said:

    Tell him to rent a fucking car.

    He can't drive due to a medical condition and his female accompaniment is....*ahem* too young to drive.

    Just to add more fail; this man is over 40.
  • Pretty sure the Power Supply on my desktop died last night...
  • Axel said:

    Pretty sure the Power Supply on my desktop died last night...

    Hopefully it's still under warranty and completely modular PSU, it's a snap to remove and replace.

    It will just be the downtime while you get your new one.

  • It's not modular, and I wanted to replace it anyways. We also may or may not have voided said warranty trying (and failing) to open it. Might do my full scale computer upgrade now rather than next month or later.
  • Dromaro said:

    Nuri said:

    Tell him to rent a fucking car.

    He can't drive due to a medical condition and his female accompaniment is....*ahem* too young to drive.

    Just to add more fail; this man is over 40.
    I'm a mandated reporter you know. I COULD just let the government know about him and he'd never be a problem again
    ...

  • Australia's current obsession with "sustainable surplus" makes me kinda sad.
  • Dromaro said:

    Nuri said:

    Tell him to rent a fucking car.

    He can't drive due to a medical condition and his female accompaniment is....*ahem* too young to drive.

    Just to add more fail; this man is over 40.
    There's got to be a reasonable story behind this. She's his neice, she's an old friend's daughter, something like that.
  • Greg said:

    Dromaro said:

    Nuri said:

    Tell him to rent a fucking car.

    He can't drive due to a medical condition and his female accompaniment is....*ahem* too young to drive.

    Just to add more fail; this man is over 40.
    There's got to be a reasonable story behind this. She's his neice, she's an old friend's daughter, something like that.
    That *ahem* doesn't sound like he's playing the responsible adult.
  • In the SCA I travel with older dudes all the time. It doesn't mean we're having tex secks. Just sayin, verify before you assume.
  • Dromaro said:

    Nuri said:

    Tell him to rent a fucking car.

    He can't drive due to a medical condition and his female accompaniment is....*ahem* too young to drive.

    Just to add more fail; this man is over 40.
    What in the hell dude.
  • Nuri said:

    In the SCA I travel with older dudes all the time. It doesn't mean we're having tex secks. Just sayin, verify before you assume.

    Exactly! Maybe he's just a really nice guy. Maybe he's actually Santa Claus, and she's showing her the true meaning of Christmas. Maybe she's terminally ill and he's fulfilling one of her dying wishes.

    But I'm still not ruling out underage sexing.
  • Nuri said:

    In the SCA I travel with older dudes all the time. It doesn't mean we're having tex secks. Just sayin, verify before you assume.

    Exactly! Maybe he's just a really nice guy. Maybe he's actually Santa Claus, and she's showing her the true meaning of Christmas. Maybe she's terminally ill and he's fulfilling one of her dying wishes.

    But I'm still not ruling out underage sexing.
    If I've learned anything, it's to NEVER rule out under-age sexings.
  • Nuri said:

    In the SCA I travel with older dudes all the time. It doesn't mean we're having tex secks. Just sayin, verify before you assume.

    Exactly! Maybe he's just a really nice guy. Maybe he's actually Santa Claus, and she's showing her the true meaning of Christmas. Maybe she's terminally ill and he's fulfilling one of her dying wishes.

    But I'm still not ruling out underage sexing.
    If I've learned anything, it's to NEVER rule out under-age sexings.
    Hmmmmmmm
  • Bronzdragon is on a watch list now.
  • Cremlian said:

    Bronzdragon is on a watch list now.

    We're all on a watch list now.
  • Guys. Really. As if we haven't been monitored semi-constantly for 10 years.
  • Maybe one of us is the one doing the monitoring.

    >_>

    <_<
  • Shhhh... I'm a ninja.
  • Nuri said:

    Guys. Really. As if we haven't been monitored semi-constantly for 10 years.

    Yeah. Thanks OBAMA.

    Oh. I guess that one's sort of appropriate, huh?
  • I've been on watch lists since at least the late 90s.
  • Yeah the "watch this chump make an ass of himself" lists maybe.
  • Personally I'm on the "watch this guys muscles grow to an insane level of defnition" list.
  • Australia's current obsession with "sustainable surplus" makes me kinda sad.

    This is one of many things that has gotten to insanely stupid levels when Abbott was elected. Gay rights, Fibre to the home changing to slow fibre to the node to save money but will end up costing more in the long run because it will need to be upgraded anyway. Being a total ass hat representative.
  • edited December 2013
    Haha whoops I meant "make an ass of himself at the gym" that came off meaner than intended. How come I cant edit :(

    e: I just learned why. Good talk
    Post edited by johndis on
  • edited December 2013
    My coworker decided to come into work on Monday, even though she was super sick. Now I'm working from home today because I caught whatever weird headcold she infected me with.

    If you are sick, DO NOT FUCKING GO INTO WORK AND INFECT YOUR COWORKERS. We're a goddamned web startup. You can literally work from the Moon and still be maximally productive. Nobody cares about your "can-do" attitude and puritan work ethic a week before Christmas when you're putting coworkers at risk of disease.

    EDIT: My views on sick days are thusly: If you're going to get me sick, stay home. If I'm going to get other coworkers sick, I will work from home. Especially right before everyone's going on holiday.
    Post edited by YoshoKatana on
  • ^THIS.

    I have a podmate who I'm pretty much labelling as "that (work) guy". He's ok at times, but overall he downright annoys me.

    He's been sick the last few days and came in today sounding like death with his constant coughing, sneezing, and running snotty nose-blowing. He decides to come to work sick on the day of our potluck. I told him he should go home, but he decided to stay.

    I then gave and off-hand comment of, "Well if that's the case you better not be around that food coughing." It's been stated by our supervisors many times over, if you're sick, stay home.

    It's also not like he didn't have the sick leave. Government employees accrue decent numbers.

    I seriously wanted to kick the guy because I was so annoyed. He decides to stay through the potluck and then ask a coworker, who is an all around swell good guy, to take him home because he didn't want to spend an hour on the bus commute.

    What a serious douchebag.
  • Greg said:

    Dromaro said:

    Nuri said:

    Tell him to rent a fucking car.

    He can't drive due to a medical condition and his female accompaniment is....*ahem* too young to drive.

    Just to add more fail; this man is over 40.
    There's got to be a reasonable story behind this. She's his neice, she's an old friend's daughter, something like that.
    Nope. Met her on the internet.
  • edited December 2013
    Rym said:

    I've been on watch lists since at least the late 90s.

    I'm "randomly" searched every time I fly. It's happened over 30 times. I'm either way bad at flipping coins or I'm a list resider.


    Edit: Since I'm trolling Kickstarter today for the first time in a while...

    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1778230208/mind-of-christ-bible-game?ref=category

    LOL Not a single backer! I get so happy thinking about how epic the fail is here.
    Post edited by Dromaro on
  • Dromaro said:

    I'm "randomly" searched every time I fly. It's happened over 30 times. I'm either way bad at flipping coins or I'm a list resider.

    Every time I fly, I get asked to go through the porno scanners. Not the people in front or behind me, just me. Then I decline and they wheel out their old guy to frisk me.
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