The situations you described could have easily been turned into a porn. Your story is better written then anything produced by Naughty America or Bang Bros. Did all the porn writers get carpel tunnel? Their is nothing wrong with a good bit of erotic literature.
Yeah, Sonic, from the porn I've read, your story above would fit the style and tone exactly. Or at least, for the start of a porn story.
Now all you need to do is is hang out with her as much as possible, and then wait until she realizes how nice you are. Then, in a few months time, when she considers you a really good friend, and talks to you about her feelings for another guy, you can share your feelings for her too. I bet it'll go great!
Now all you need to do is is hang out with her as much as possible, and then wait until she realizes how nice you are. Then, in a few months time, when she considers you a really good friend, and talks to you about her feelings for another guy, you can share your feelings for her too. I bet it'll go great!
You wrote that was like it was porn or a romance novel, but most like porn. I was expecting you to be banging the chick by the end.
The situations you described could have easily been turned into a porn.
Yeah, Sonic, from the porn I've read, your story above would fit the style and tone exactly. Or at least, for the start of a porn story.
I didn't realize you guys consumed so much porn as to be able to form such a comprehensive baseline by which to compare my writing to. I honestly wouldn't know what a porn story reads like, but remind me to not shake your hand if I ever meet you.
Now all you need to do is is hang out with her as much as possible, and then wait until she realizes how nice you are. Then, in a few months time, when she considers you a really good friend, and talks to you about her feelings for another guy, you can share your feelings for her too. I bet it'll go great!
Oh, of course! Is there any other way to court a woman?
I didn't realize you guys consumed so much porn as to be able to form such a comprehensive baseline by which to compare my writing to. I honestly wouldn't know what a porn story reads like, but remind me to not shake your hand if I ever meet you.
Movies and photos took too long to download back when I first got online. This was in about 1995, when I was also aged 15, which is the perfect age for... well... you know...
Also, if I wanted to be snobbish about it, I could say reading porn is more intellectually engaging than watching it, as you have to rely so much more on your imagination. Spoon-fed sexuality in the form of videos and pictures does nothing for me, but written porn leaves way more up to me in terms of imagery.
Now all you need to do is is hang out with her as much as possible, and then wait until she realizes how nice you are. Then, in a few months time, when she considers you a really good friend, and talks to you about her feelings for another guy, you can share your feelings for her too. I bet it'll go great!
Oh, of course! Is there any other way to court a woman?
Make sure you only do this with one girl at once. That way you can concentrate all your desires and frustrations on to a single target, and the loss feels way more visceral. Then, in after 6 months of obsession, and another 2 months of recovery after the end of the non-relationship, you can find someone else and repeat the process.
I'm glad I'm not that only on that reads that site. It's free and worth checking out. I think they publish some of the submission into an actual book. Some stuff is good and other stuff is pretty shitty. It all depends on how grammatically correct you like your smut.
Oh, of course! Is there any other way to court a woman?
Give her money. 125$-175$ should do it. Only tip if you want another go at it.
I'm glad I'm not that only on that reads that site. It's free and worth checking out. I think they publish some of the submission into an actual book. Some stuff is good and other stuff is pretty shitty. It all depends on how grammatically correct you like your smut.
I just got back from a fucking epic road trip. We (girlfriend and I) left right after PAX and drove from Seattle to Austin, Texas, then over to LA and up the coast back to Seattle.
I got my National Parks Passport all kinds of stamped. It was seriously rockin'.
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Now all you need to do is is hang out with her as much as possible, and then wait until she realizes how nice you are. Then, in a few months time, when she considers you a really good friend, and talks to you about her feelings for another guy, you can share your feelings for her too. I bet it'll go great!
Oh, of course! Is there any other way to court a woman?
Also, if I wanted to be snobbish about it, I could say reading porn is more intellectually engaging than watching it, as you have to rely so much more on your imagination. Spoon-fed sexuality in the form of videos and pictures does nothing for me, but written porn leaves way more up to me in terms of imagery. Make sure you only do this with one girl at once. That way you can concentrate all your desires and frustrations on to a single target, and the loss feels way more visceral. Then, in after 6 months of obsession, and another 2 months of recovery after the end of the non-relationship, you can find someone else and repeat the process.
I got my National Parks Passport all kinds of stamped. It was seriously rockin'.