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  • edited September 2010
    The situations you described could have easily been turned into a porn. Your story is better written then anything produced by Naughty America or Bang Bros. Did all the porn writers get carpel tunnel? Their is nothing wrong with a good bit of erotic literature.
    If Literotica (Needless to say, really NSFW) is to be believed, they're still tapping away at their keyboards with their wrist-braces and ice-packs on.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • That being said, My Friend Pete did pick up a wonderful erotic-western at GoodWill last week.
    Would this erotic-western happen to be Blazing saddles?
  • Yeah, Sonic, from the porn I've read, your story above would fit the style and tone exactly. Or at least, for the start of a porn story.

    Now all you need to do is is hang out with her as much as possible, and then wait until she realizes how nice you are. Then, in a few months time, when she considers you a really good friend, and talks to you about her feelings for another guy, you can share your feelings for her too. I bet it'll go great!
  • Now all you need to do is is hang out with her as much as possible, and then wait until she realizes how nice you are. Then, in a few months time, when she considers you a really good friend, and talks to you about her feelings for another guy, you can share your feelings for her too. I bet it'll go great!
    And Have an accent. Women dig the accent.
  • then wait until she realizes how nice you are
    Wow, that really bothers you.
  • then wait until she realizes how nice you are
    Wow, that really bothers you.
    I'm just taking the piss.
  • edited September 2010
    You wrote that was like it was porn or a romance novel, but most like porn. I was expecting you to be banging the chick by the end.
    The situations you described could have easily been turned into a porn.
    Yeah, Sonic, from the porn I've read, your story above would fit the style and tone exactly. Or at least, for the start of a porn story.
    I didn't realize you guys consumed so much porn as to be able to form such a comprehensive baseline by which to compare my writing to. I honestly wouldn't know what a porn story reads like, but remind me to not shake your hand if I ever meet you.
    Now all you need to do is is hang out with her as much as possible, and then wait until she realizes how nice you are. Then, in a few months time, when she considers you a really good friend, and talks to you about her feelings for another guy, you can share your feelings for her too. I bet it'll go great!
    Oh, of course! Is there any other way to court a woman?
    Post edited by Victor Frost on
  • then wait until she realizes how nice you are
    Wow, thatreallybothers you.
    I'm just taking the piss.
    Sounds like the bitter regret of a Luke who was once that guy.
  • I didn't realize you guys consumed so much porn as to be able to form such a comprehensive baseline by which to compare my writing to. I honestly wouldn't know what a porn story reads like, but remind me to not shake your hand if I ever meet you.
    Movies and photos took too long to download back when I first got online. This was in about 1995, when I was also aged 15, which is the perfect age for... well... you know...

    Also, if I wanted to be snobbish about it, I could say reading porn is more intellectually engaging than watching it, as you have to rely so much more on your imagination. Spoon-fed sexuality in the form of videos and pictures does nothing for me, but written porn leaves way more up to me in terms of imagery.
    Now all you need to do is is hang out with her as much as possible, and then wait until she realizes how nice you are. Then, in a few months time, when she considers you a really good friend, and talks to you about her feelings for another guy, you can share your feelings for her too. I bet it'll go great!
    Oh, of course! Is there any other way to court a woman?
    Make sure you only do this with one girl at once. That way you can concentrate all your desires and frustrations on to a single target, and the loss feels way more visceral. Then, in after 6 months of obsession, and another 2 months of recovery after the end of the non-relationship, you can find someone else and repeat the process.
  • IfLiterotica (Needless to say, really NSFW)is to be believed, they're still tapping away at their keyboards with their wrist-braces and ice-packs on.
    I'm glad I'm not that only on that reads that site. It's free and worth checking out. I think they publish some of the submission into an actual book. Some stuff is good and other stuff is pretty shitty. It all depends on how grammatically correct you like your smut.
    Oh, of course! Is there any other way to court a woman?
    Give her money. 125$-175$ should do it. Only tip if you want another go at it.
  • I'm glad I'm not that only on that reads that site. It's free and worth checking out. I think they publish some of the submission into an actual book. Some stuff is good and other stuff is pretty shitty. It all depends on how grammatically correct you like your smut.
    Smut, you say?
  • I, for one, think you spin a wonderful yarn, Sonic :D
  • I, for one, think you spin a wonderful yarn, Sonic :D
    Thank you. *puts on artzy beret and moustache* It's good to see that SOMEONE appreciates the arts.
  • I, for one, think you spin a wonderful yarn, Sonic :D
    Thank you. *puts on artzy beret and moustache* It's good to see that SOMEONE appreciates purple prose.
    FTFY ^_~
  • It's good to see that SOMEONE appreciates the EROTIC!!! arts.
  • Thank you. *puts on artzy beret and moustache* It's good to see that SOMEONE appreciates the farts.
  • Just got back from seeing Max Brooks speak about zombie survival at my college tonight. He's a dick, I like 'em.
  • He's a dick, I like 'em.
    So... you like dicks?
  • He's a dick, I like 'em.
    So... you like dicks?
    I knew someone was going to say that, but I just didn't know who.
  • He's a dick, I like 'em.
    So... you like dicks?
    I knew someone was going to say that, but I just didn't know who.
    Well, you left yourself wide open.
  • I knew someone was going to say that, but I just didn't know who.
    Well, you left yourself wide open.
    For dicks.
  • Finally watching the new Community. So great.
  • I just got back from a fucking epic road trip. We (girlfriend and I) left right after PAX and drove from Seattle to Austin, Texas, then over to LA and up the coast back to Seattle.

    I got my National Parks Passport all kinds of stamped. It was seriously rockin'.
  • I'm taking an online anatomy course, and it starts today. Time to level up!
  • I'm taking anonline anatomy course, and it starts today. Time to level up!
    Thank you for proving me correct!
  • ...about what? Did I forget something?
  • edited September 2010
    Today I learned how to mic a Leslie speaker. Hammond organs are such wonderful instruments :D
    Post edited by Sail on
  • ...about what? Did I forget something?
    Something on a future special episode of Geeknights.
  • edited September 2010
    Finally watching the new Community. So great.
    You my friend are on my awesome list!
    Post edited by Erwin on
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