No! No! No! No! I just want this to be a war against each other commanding fleets/battalions/squadrons against each other. Also using a lot of creative ways to defeat each other.
But here are two little rules that must be followed.
1: No weapons that can cause mass-destruction or make apocalyptic futures occur as that wouldn't be fair. 2: Honor amongst Generals is highly held in respect and good sport.
Name: ex-Lord (title usurped by Gunter), Brigadier-General Horatio Yupa Army(s): The Imperial Armed Forces of Hadrian and Former Leader of The Green Rose Mercenary Squadron Country: The Empire of Hadrian under King Alistair XXXIX Alliance(s): Heavily allied with Tsar and Tsaritsa MacRoss of The Illustrious House of MacRoss Goal: To get back what is rightfully mine... Quote: "Never assign to evil or malice, to what can easily be explained by stupidity."
Name: High Chieftain WindUpBirdetorix Army: The 50 Allied Armies of Britannia Country: The Anglo-Saxon Britannian Empire of Northwestern Eurasia Alliances: Willing to form them, but with several million-count of soldier-fanatic barbarians ready to die for my name, I might not need them. Goal: Grind my enemies to dust beneath the march steps of my endless hordes. Conquer all those who oppose me.
Name: Praetor Axellus "Axel" Gaius Iuppiter Army: The Roman Imperial Army Country: The Roman Republic Alliance: None, at the moment... Goal: To maintain Italy, and keep the power of Rome alive! Quote: "Veniam, vidam, viciam." In English "I will come, I will see, I will conquer."
Army(s): Whoever can and will pay the reasonable rates for the professional services rendered.
Policy(s): We don't do Children. No Raping. No non-combatants. General Salvage and spoils is decided equally according to rank and participation, specifics on case-by-case basis. You Keep what you kill. Those who do not adhere to these regulations will be made redundant, stripped of all rank, privilege and spoils, and Summarily executed. Mercs KIA will have their spoils and pay delivered to their families or significant others, if no family or S/o is available, then all spoils and unpaid salary and bonuses go to Company retirement fund. Wounded Mercs will have best care and support available. Nobody Gets Left behind - Everyone Leaves, or nobody does.
Country: Services provided worldwide from a European base of operations.
Alliance(s): My Bank Account, and whoever is contributing to it.
Goal: Service with a smile.
Quote: "Be Polite, Be Efficient, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
I fire the first shot of my Model 1 Mythril Blunderbuss at Churba's As-of-yet-unnamed Second-in-command. I declare war on Churba's Mercenary Group as they pose a threat to my campaign and cannot live as a result.
I fire the first shot of my Model 1 Mythril Blunderbuss at Churba's As-of-yet-unnamed Second-in-command. I declare war on Churba's Mercenary Group as they pose a threat to my campaign and cannot live as a result.
We could easily avoid this, We have not yet decided to take the contract with Mr Greenspan, as he is not a Large enough Corporate or national entity, since he has not declared as such.
Our rates are, generally, entirely reasonable for the work provided, however, As a result of your unprovoked wounding of one of our operatives, Our prices in all dealings with your nation have now tripled, and it is suggested that you do not undertake further unprovoked aggression.
Our prices will be brought down to merely double our usual rates upon reimbursement for the medical costs incurred by your foolish muscle-flexing, and with an apology for the slight, down to 1.5 times our usual rate. They will not drop below that without very good cause. However, none of this will impede your negotiation for our contract, if you can pay our price, and considering your history of Rash and foolish action, the last bit of free advice I will give you, is that I would recommend our "Military advisory package" before you consider any further acts of war.
Thank you for your time. Good Day to you, Marquis.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! I drop a nuke on everyone!
Name: Admiral Sir Richard "Spock" Howard Army(s): The 27th Fleet, in joint operations with the 112th Battalion of the Republic Marines Country: The Democratic Free Republic of East Buckinghamshire Alliance(s): The Anglo-Saxon Britannian Empire of Northwestern Eurasia (through creative anachronism), the United Socialist Nations of West Buckinghamshire Goal: Liberty, Fraternity, and Damn Good Tea Quote: "Oh dear, it would seem all this artillery has knocked over my monocle."
Name: Viga Victoria Anax aka High Ruler Victorious Army: Hoplites that look FABULOUS! Country: Neo Greece (circa 2304) Alliance: None, at the moment... Goal: To get anyone out of my way Quote: "I would _____ the _____, but I have servants for that. "
Name: Padishah Emperor WOAH-OH-AH-AAA-HA-AH "Nine" the Great, opera singing Highlander of note. Army: Inter-dimensional nukes and personal. Goku is our lead mechanic. CountryPlanet Star System: Betelgeuse. Alliance: The Known Universe and then some outlying systems. Goal: To perform pincer attacks, and conquer the known universe, again (we are unsure we did it right last time). Quote: "We discovered a new planet, sir. It is inhabited by intelligent life nearing space-colonization stage." "PERFORM A PINCER ATTACK!" "Sir, we only have nukes." "... THEN PERFORM A PINCER ATTACK WITH NUKES!" "No problem, that means we are ready for combat." "LAUNCH THE PINCER ATTACK!" "We already launched them 5 minutes ago, sir. They've crossed over into another dimension 2 minutes ago." "Good job, Wiz. When will they return to our dimension?" "10 minutes before impact, sir." "When will impact be?" "In about 1 millenium, sir." "Splendid."
I would like to bid for your assistance as well. I think it would be in your best interest in term of money, power and being FABULOUS. The reason is Praetor Axellus recent scandal makes it ripe for the picking. Also, your prize will be half of Rome.
What do you think, dear Churba.
(OOC: God, I think I reached a new point in geekery by doing this. :P)
Name: Grand Inquisitor Li Akahi Army: Group of radical atheists that wish to eradicate organized religion. Smart, but violent and random. Country: America Alliance: Anyone who will ally with him and his followers, but they must agree with him. Goal: Eradicate the enemies of free thought and rational thinking and bring upon the closest possible thing to a utopia. Quote: NOBODY EXPECTS THE RATIONAL INQUISITION!
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But here are two little rules that must be followed.
1: No weapons that can cause mass-destruction or make apocalyptic futures occur as that wouldn't be fair.
2: Honor amongst Generals is highly held in respect and good sport.
Name: ex-Lord (title usurped by Gunter), Brigadier-General Horatio Yupa
Army(s): The Imperial Armed Forces of Hadrian and Former Leader of The Green Rose Mercenary Squadron
Country: The Empire of Hadrian under King Alistair XXXIX
Alliance(s): Heavily allied with Tsar and Tsaritsa MacRoss of The Illustrious House of MacRoss
Goal: To get back what is rightfully mine...
Quote: "Never assign to evil or malice, to what can easily be explained by stupidity."
Army: The 50 Allied Armies of Britannia
Country: The Anglo-Saxon Britannian Empire of Northwestern Eurasia
Alliances: Willing to form them, but with several million-count of soldier-fanatic barbarians ready to die for my name, I might not need them.
Goal: Grind my enemies to dust beneath the march steps of my endless hordes. Conquer all those who oppose me.
Name: Praetor Axellus "Axel" Gaius Iuppiter
Army: The Roman Imperial Army
Country: The Roman Republic
Alliance: None, at the moment...
Goal: To maintain Italy, and keep the power of Rome alive!
Quote: "Veniam, vidam, viciam." In English "I will come, I will see, I will conquer."
Army(s): Whoever can and will pay the reasonable rates for the professional services rendered.
Policy(s): We don't do Children. No Raping. No non-combatants. General Salvage and spoils is decided equally according to rank and participation, specifics on case-by-case basis. You Keep what you kill. Those who do not adhere to these regulations will be made redundant, stripped of all rank, privilege and spoils, and Summarily executed. Mercs KIA will have their spoils and pay delivered to their families or significant others, if no family or S/o is available, then all spoils and unpaid salary and bonuses go to Company retirement fund. Wounded Mercs will have best care and support available. Nobody Gets Left behind - Everyone Leaves, or nobody does.
Country: Services provided worldwide from a European base of operations.
Alliance(s): My Bank Account, and whoever is contributing to it.
Goal: Service with a smile.
Quote: "Be Polite, Be Efficient, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
Our rates are, generally, entirely reasonable for the work provided, however, As a result of your unprovoked wounding of one of our operatives, Our prices in all dealings with your nation have now tripled, and it is suggested that you do not undertake further unprovoked aggression.
Our prices will be brought down to merely double our usual rates upon reimbursement for the medical costs incurred by your foolish muscle-flexing, and with an apology for the slight, down to 1.5 times our usual rate. They will not drop below that without very good cause. However, none of this will impede your negotiation for our contract, if you can pay our price, and considering your history of Rash and foolish action, the last bit of free advice I will give you, is that I would recommend our "Military advisory package" before you consider any further acts of war.
Thank you for your time. Good Day to you, Marquis. Somehow, I entirely expected something like that.
Army(s): The 27th Fleet, in joint operations with the 112th Battalion of the Republic Marines
Country: The Democratic Free Republic of East Buckinghamshire
Alliance(s): The Anglo-Saxon Britannian Empire of Northwestern Eurasia (through creative anachronism), the United Socialist Nations of West Buckinghamshire
Goal: Liberty, Fraternity, and Damn Good Tea
Quote: "Oh dear, it would seem all this artillery has knocked over my monocle."
Army: Hoplites that look FABULOUS!
Country: Neo Greece (circa 2304)
Alliance: None, at the moment...
Goal: To get anyone out of my way
Quote: "I would _____ the _____, but I have servants for that. "
Army: Inter-dimensional nukes and personal. Goku is our lead mechanic.
CountryPlanetStar System: Betelgeuse.Alliance: The Known Universe and then some outlying systems.
Goal: To perform pincer attacks, and conquer the known universe, again (we are unsure we did it right last time).
Quote: "We discovered a new planet, sir. It is inhabited by intelligent life nearing space-colonization stage."
"PERFORM A PINCER ATTACK!"
"Sir, we only have nukes."
"... THEN PERFORM A PINCER ATTACK WITH NUKES!"
"No problem, that means we are ready for combat."
"LAUNCH THE PINCER ATTACK!"
"We already launched them 5 minutes ago, sir. They've crossed over into another dimension 2 minutes ago."
"Good job, Wiz. When will they return to our dimension?"
"10 minutes before impact, sir."
"When will impact be?"
"In about 1 millenium, sir."
"Splendid."
First action: Make aet.
What do you think, dear Churba.
(OOC: God, I think I reached a new point in geekery by doing this. :P)
Army: Group of radical atheists that wish to eradicate organized religion. Smart, but violent and random.
Country: America
Alliance: Anyone who will ally with him and his followers, but they must agree with him.
Goal: Eradicate the enemies of free thought and rational thinking and bring upon the closest possible thing to a utopia.
Quote: NOBODY EXPECTS THE RATIONAL INQUISITION!