Oh god I miss having a dishwasher... Hand washing after a giant cooking project is NOT fun.
That's the truth...that is the one definite benefit. And some of those items will not fit in a dishwasher with huge mixing bowls or giant cooking pots.
Bsically, I just say this because Rym and Scott fantasize about dishwashers all the time.
If you don't have one, they're pretty hot shit.
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I have serious doubts that any of you would last five minutes living with my current housemate. Except viga, who might last seven. And those who pass out and/or go insane from horror and disgust.
I have serious doubts that any of you would last five minutes living with my current housemate. Except viga, who might last seven. And those who pass out and/or go insane from horror and disgust.
Holy shit, I wish I was joking.
She sounds like one of the worst people ever...and to think that you told me that she has really, really nice parents. The fact that people turn out like that, which isn't due to upbringing, just boggles my mind.
Sometimes parents can be too nice. Having everything come easy isn't always for the best. I've known girls with lovely parents whose only fault was not cutting off their spoiled brat daughter for her own good.
I have serious doubts that any of you would last five minutes living with my current housemate. Except viga, who might last seven. And those who pass out and/or go insane from horror and disgust.
Holy shit, I wish I was joking.
She sounds like one of the worst people ever...and to think that you told me that she has really, really nice parents. The fact that people turn out like that, which isn't due to upbringing, just boggles my mind.
It could be upbringing. Maybe her incredibly nice parents were so nice that they never disciplined her, and did everything for her, so she doesn't know how to stay clean.
Man, I have a dishwasher I never even thought of using. When I lived with my mom, she bought a brand new dish washer and never used it. She just wanted it for the value it added to the house. After reading all of this, I might just experiment with this thing.
I have serious doubts that any of you would last five minutes living with my current housemate. Except viga, who might last seven. And those who pass out and/or go insane from horror and disgust.
Holy shit, I wish I was joking.
It usually takes me longer than 5 minutes to come up with a plan for proper body disposal, so I think I could make it.
Seriously, why don't you kick her out and find someone else? Is that an option?
I've never had a dishwasher at home, so I'm pretty much useless when it comes to operating one. Like Ro, though, I never again want to be without my own washer/dryer setup. It's just so damned convenient.
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Jesus, lol Scott doesn't even sound like himself anymore.
It could be upbringing. Maybe her incredibly nice parents were so nice that they never disciplined her, and did everything for her, so she doesn't know how to stay clean.
Just laziness and lack of care for anything besides certain parts of the internet(GAIA, Facebook grind games, AnimeNFO radio, and yahoo chat), "KAWAIIIIIII!" Anime, Smokes, and shoving things in her gullet. Seriously, she doesn't even wash herself in any fashion for more than a week at a time, and her toothbrush is so unused, it's stuck to the sink with mold. She is utterly unable to be helped, believe me, Omnutia and I have tried, but to use his term, she's reached "Delusional Escape Velocity" - She thinks the way she lives is perfectly acceptable, every problem or bad thing that happens to her is someone else's fault(For example, she blames her mother for her body shape, rather than the copious amount of garbage she eats and utter lack of exercise), and as I've said before, she considers herself pretty, perfect, wonderful, and literally that she is a Genius without peer, a true paragon of humanity.
I'm not entirely sure how hauling her ass up onto the kitchen counter and pissing in the kitchen sink because she doesn't want to go all the way upstairs to the toilet in a tiny two bedroom terrace-house makes her a paragon of humanity, but I'm sure she has a delusion to cover it.
Seriously, why don't you kick her out and find someone else? Is that an option?
Because her parents own the place, and couldn't the way she lives anymore, so they shoved her out here to sit and rot on the dole.
I'm not entirely sure how hauling her ass up onto the kitchen counter and pissing in the kitchen sink because she doesn't want to go all the way upstairs to the toilet in a tiny two bedroom terrace-house makes her a paragon of humanity, but I'm sure she has a delusion to cover it.
Jesus Christ. I'm a fan of Bukowski, but even so, I haven't reached the level of complete back-asswardness it takes one to get to where you "just have to pee in the sink." Revolting.
@_@ Wow. At my last job, I worked with people that I can easily imagine also lived like that, but never could I imagine actually dealing with it. I feel sorry for you.
This isn't an inflammatory question Nine, but did you have a dishwasher as a child?
How would it be inflammatory? And yes, I know what a dishwasher is and how it's used, read my post again, what I quoted and what I asked. I asked how washing dishes by hand made one more lazy than using a dishwasher. I mean, the opposite is true.
I have serious doubts that any of you would last five minutes living with my current housemate. Except viga, who might last seven. And those who pass out and/or go insane from horror and disgust.
A CHALLENGE! I suspect it would take me at least 5 minutes to drag her to the stairs and throw her off, hence I win.
I have serious doubts that any of you would last five minutes living with my current housemate. Except viga, who might last seven. And those who pass out and/or go insane from horror and disgust.
Holy shit, I wish I was joking.
Only because I was once related to that. Seesh, what a past.
I would rather someone piss in the kitchen sink than collecting it in jars, jugs and drinking cups in the bedroom.
Churba, you must run. Run while you can! Soon it will be knife threatening crazy time based on what I know of that person.
If that's true, I think she may actually be very mentally ill. You should look into having her committed. Somehow.
I have considered this possibility, however, upon review, she doesn't show enough symptoms to actually have her committed by the government, however tempting this is, without actually breaking the law to collect evidence to suggest otherwise, and even then, all it would show is that she took the compulsive liar trait.
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Holy shit, I wish I was joking.
Seriously, why don't you kick her out and find someone else? Is that an option?
Jesus, lol Scott doesn't even sound like himself anymore.
She is utterly unable to be helped, believe me, Omnutia and I have tried, but to use his term, she's reached "Delusional Escape Velocity" - She thinks the way she lives is perfectly acceptable, every problem or bad thing that happens to her is someone else's fault(For example, she blames her mother for her body shape, rather than the copious amount of garbage she eats and utter lack of exercise), and as I've said before, she considers herself pretty, perfect, wonderful, and literally that she is a Genius without peer, a true paragon of humanity.
I'm not entirely sure how hauling her ass up onto the kitchen counter and pissing in the kitchen sink because she doesn't want to go all the way upstairs to the toilet in a tiny two bedroom terrace-house makes her a paragon of humanity, but I'm sure she has a delusion to cover it. Because her parents own the place, and couldn't the way she lives anymore, so they shoved her out here to sit and rot on the dole.
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I would rather someone piss in the kitchen sink than collecting it in jars, jugs and drinking cups in the bedroom.
Churba, you must run. Run while you can! Soon it will be knife threatening crazy time based on what I know of that person.