That's why I drive a Toyota Camry and not some dinky little car like a Honda Fit. Though the trip from NY to NC is long...but if you keep the body on ice you can prevent it from stinking too terribly much.
Um, excuse me, but when I put down the rear seats, I can fit at least 3 intact bodies in there.
Semis and white vans are both more risky than my Camry and I'll tell you why:
1) There are an assload of 2003 Camrys out there. Many of them are the same bland silver color as mine. My car does not stand out and does not arouse suspicion. It fails to catch the eye, which means I am unlikely to get pulled over for trivial things. It looks like a regular family car.
2) White, unmarked vans get hightened scrutiny. People stare at them trying to figure out if they contain cops. Cops check them out. Any time there is any criminal on the loose, who do the cops stop? They stop the white, unmarked vans. DC sniper, anyone?
3) Semis have to go through weigh stations, have regulations on what they can carry, and are subject to higher penalties if you use them for criminal activity. I don't want people checking my cargo, and if I get caught, I don't want the heightened charge or sentence.
I feel at this point that I should note this is all academic and not material to any particular plan I may or may not have.
EDIT: As for the rest of those things...DNA evidence is such a PITA. I try to avoid it, so using machinery is really counter-productive. Hard to clean.
I'm glad me mentioning my bed got everyone off on a tangent about how to hide a body. I didn't even mention that I've got a creepy guest bed that looks like it's from a psych ward. Anyways:
1. I stopped hiding porn when I bought my own computer. I've got enough smut to make Ron Jeremy go blind. 2. I could not care less what "Real men" think about my bed. I'm no trying to get them to lay in it. 3. I'm got more space then I do stuff. No need to lift it.
My Dad built this bed. He built one for my brother, my sister, one for him and Mom and a few more. My parents are wicked good a craft stuff. I like it because it's the only one with a dark stain and it was the first one he made. Being the prototype, it's got some flaws and I'm sure he had a beer cracked the entire time he was making it. (Coors Light or Curs Lurt if you're local)
My solution: I'm going to unpin it and see if I can extend the bracket or have my brother wield together a new one.
The FBI already has cameras on all of our houses. One false move...They're ready for us.
You think that's bad, I have a security clearance. It's one thing to know the government is watching, it's another to know they've probably looked at the pron you look at.
I karaoked it up last night, today I'm a bit hung over.
You think that's bad, I have a security clearance. It's one thing to know the government is watching, it's another to know they've probably looked at the pron you look at.
Don't even joke - I know a bloke who failed to get his ASIC(Aviation Security Identification Card) because of his unfortunate habit of looking at bestiality porn.
Don't even joke - I know a bloke who failed to get his ASIC(Aviation Security Identification Card) because of his unfortunate habit of looking at bestiality porn.
If you want to keep that win/fail pattern going, watch season 2 of Heroes.
I heard the latter seasons of Heroes were pretty bad, so I stopped at Season 1. I must say though, the weird sleeping patterns resulted in a 23 hour day, a day of almost all sleep, and not seeing the sun for about 4 days (nights?).
You think that's bad, I have a security clearance. It's one thing to know the government is watching, it's another to know they've probably looked at the pron you look at.
Does the government sniff the traffic of all of its employees with a security clearance? If so, damns. That's messed up.
You think that's bad, I have a security clearance. It's one thing to know the government is watching, it's another to know they've probably looked at the pron you look at.
Does the government sniff the traffic of all of its employees with a security clearance? If so, damns. That's messed up.
No, but they perform a background check so thorough it might as well include an anal swabbing. This is according to my dad who has a an FBI and FTC clearance from when he did work as a graphics designer for Putnam Investments.
You think that's bad, I have a security clearance. It's one thing to know the government is watching, it's another to know they've probably looked at the pron you look at.
Does the government sniff the traffic of all of its employees with a security clearance? If so, damns. That's messed up.
No, but they perform a background check so thorough it might as well include an anal swabbing. This is according to my dad who has a an FBI and FTC clearance from when he did work as a graphics designer for Putnam Investments.
I'm not so sure about the anal swabbing. At least I don't recall that part and that's don't ask don't tell as far as I'm concerned.
I don't really know if they sniff the traffic of people they're doing clearance investigations, but I wouldn't have been surprised. I just kept a mental log of the pron I looked at in case they called me on it. Security clearances are more about your black-mail-ability than anything else. As long as you tell them everything they want to know and answer things truthfully, you'll generally be fine.
I really don't know what to call this, but I suppose you can call it a "booh-yah of a fail with even more booh-yah". I also didn't know where to put this, but I might as well it here. As I said in the booh-yah thread, I got rid of DSL and Dish Satellite Television, and upgraded to Comcast Internet and Comcast Digital Cable. The thing is, the internet was just busted for the entire weekend which made it difficult for my family and I to accomplish some tasks, that's the fail. The booh-yah is that we got it fixed by a worker from Comcast because the cable was apparently defective, so we got it replaced and it's fine forever, that's the initial booh-yah. The "even more booh-yah" mentioned before is that we got three months of free HBO because Comcast unknowingly supplied a defective cable.
Opened up a notebook this morning and in a corner discovered the small scrawled note "Cylindrical shell 2*pi*int(r*(f(r))," at which point I had one of those brilliant moments of clarity. Suddenly I understood the shell method, and now I'm kicking myself for not understanding it originally. Also, I didn't do a take-home chem quiz over break, which means that I got a ton of chem studying done, but couldn't finish my chem homework, nor general calc and chem studying.
I wish I had the "Thanksgiving to New Year's" break like my friends...
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1) There are an assload of 2003 Camrys out there. Many of them are the same bland silver color as mine. My car does not stand out and does not arouse suspicion. It fails to catch the eye, which means I am unlikely to get pulled over for trivial things. It looks like a regular family car.
2) White, unmarked vans get hightened scrutiny. People stare at them trying to figure out if they contain cops. Cops check them out. Any time there is any criminal on the loose, who do the cops stop? They stop the white, unmarked vans. DC sniper, anyone?
3) Semis have to go through weigh stations, have regulations on what they can carry, and are subject to higher penalties if you use them for criminal activity. I don't want people checking my cargo, and if I get caught, I don't want the heightened charge or sentence.
I feel at this point that I should note this is all academic and not material to any particular plan I may or may not have.
EDIT: As for the rest of those things...DNA evidence is such a PITA. I try to avoid it, so using machinery is really counter-productive. Hard to clean.
1. I stopped hiding porn when I bought my own computer. I've got enough smut to make Ron Jeremy go blind.
2. I could not care less what "Real men" think about my bed. I'm no trying to get them to lay in it.
3. I'm got more space then I do stuff. No need to lift it.
My Dad built this bed. He built one for my brother, my sister, one for him and Mom and a few more. My parents are wicked good a craft stuff. I like it because it's the only one with a dark stain and it was the first one he made. Being the prototype, it's got some flaws and I'm sure he had a beer cracked the entire time he was making it. (Coors Light or Curs Lurt if you're local)
My solution: I'm going to unpin it and see if I can extend the bracket or have my brother wield together a new one.
Best vehicle for body disposal: Boat.
I karaoked it up last night, today I'm a bit hung over.
Fail: Staying up till 3:30 AM multiple nights in a row because you can't stop playing Dragon Age.
Fail: It fucked my sleep schedule so hard,
Win: that I woke up today at 11am, right on time for the delivery man.
Close the blinds while playing Vocals on Rock Band. If you don't, girls will flock by your window and take pictures/videos of you while you sing.
I don't really know if they sniff the traffic of people they're doing clearance investigations, but I wouldn't have been surprised. I just kept a mental log of the pron I looked at in case they called me on it. Security clearances are more about your black-mail-ability than anything else. As long as you tell them everything they want to know and answer things truthfully, you'll generally be fine.
I wish I had the "Thanksgiving to New Year's" break like my friends...