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I am a god

KurokamiKurokami
edited April 2010 in Everything Else
I'm a god, so...
I thought, why not talk about how awesome I am?
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  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    edited April 2010
    Don't flatter yourself. Besides, if you were a god, you wouldn't exist.
    Post edited by Victor Frost on
  • KurokamiKurokami
    And why would that be?
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    I'm a god, so...
    Funny. I'm a god too.

    We should form a club or something.
  • KurokamiKurokami
    Cool, great idea.
  • ChurbaChurba
    If you were actually as awesome as you say, surely, you wouldn't need to proclaim it, since everyone would just know, nor would you need to demand people talk about it, as if you were that awesome, they would anyway, unbidden. Therefore, you can't actually be that awesome. I remain unimpressed.
  • Nine BoomerNine Boomer
    edited April 2010
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    Post edited by Nine Boomer on
  • KurokamiKurokami
    Did i ever force you to talk, no. That means i'm awesome enough to make you want to talk to me.
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited April 2010
    Did i ever force you to talk, no. That means i'm awesome enough to make you want to talk to me.
    I didn't say force, I said demand, which you have done. And I'm less "Talking to you because you're awesome" than "Mocking you because I'm bored".
    Post edited by Churba on
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    edited April 2010
    Don't feed the troll, now move along.

    Not to mention that this is how a true god looks like.
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    Post edited by La Petit Mort on
  • ChurbaChurba
    Don't feed the troll, now move along.
    You don't understand quite how bored I am.
  • KurokamiKurokami
    edited April 2010
    You can't possible be as bored as me.
    Post edited by Kurokami on
  • SailSail
    [rocket artillery]
    No no, that's for trolls. This is a god.
  • KurokamiKurokami
    Thats true.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Suck on this:

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  • ChurbaChurba
    edited April 2010
    No no, that's for trolls. This is agod.
    In that case
    image
    Post edited by Churba on
  • KurokamiKurokami
    The ending of that game disappointed me.
  • FunfetusFunfetus
    Suck on this: [Kratos]
    Wow. Do a Google Image search for "gay porn" (make sure safesearch is on!) and tell me that picture doesn't belong right on the first page.
  • SailSail
    edited April 2010
    The ending of that game disappointed me.
    Ahaha. The last level is all I've played of that game, but I thought the part where you beat that guy to such a pulp that you can't even see because of all the blood in your face was pretty awesome. It seems like it would be pretty satisfying after trekking though the whole game.
    Suck on this: [Kratos]
    Wow. Do a Google Image search for "gay porn" (make sure safesearch is on!)
    You seem rather experienced in searching for gay porn.
    Post edited by Sail on
  • FunfetusFunfetus
    edited April 2010
    You seem rather experienced in searching for gay porn.
    There's a lot of gay in my social circles. I have at least a passing familiarity.
    Post edited by Funfetus on
  • IlmarinenIlmarinen
    edited April 2010
    Whatupdoe?
    Post edited by Ilmarinen on
  • Nine BoomerNine Boomer
    Suck on this: [Kratos]
    Wow. Do a Google Image search for "gay porn" (make sure safesearch is on!) and tell me that picture doesn't belong right on the first page.
    Note to self, make sure safesearch is on before looking it up.
  • KurokamiKurokami
    Did i ever force you to talk, no. That means I'm awesome enough to make you want to talk to me.
    I didn't say force, I said demand, which you have done. And I'm less "Talking to you because you're awesome" than "Mocking you because I'm bored".
    Sorry, what I meant to say was that you answered my demand out of your own free will without me forcing you,thus,this is proof enough that you think I'm awesome.
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited April 2010
    Sorry, what I meant to say was that you answered my demand out of your own free will without me forcing you,thus,this is proof enough that you think I'm awesome.
    Swing and a miss. If it were proof that you were as awesome as you say you are, I wouldn't be able to deride your delusional claim. I think you're a troll, and that to a punk kid with a lot of time on your hands - when you don't have another...Issue entirely in your hand - this is probably something that's slightly alleviating your boredom as much as it is mine.

    How about this. You think you're awesome - Prove it. Tell and show us why you are supposedly so awesome, and you shall be judged. Well, maybe Judged again, anyway. If you're as awesome as you say, kiddo, you should be able to manage it.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    Indeed. Let's get some proof.
  • KurokamiKurokami
    The fact that I'm a god is awesome enough.
  • KurokamiKurokami
    edited April 2010
    Another thing would be that I don't have emotions.
    Post edited by Kurokami on
  • KieyKiey
    So this is the solipsism thread?
  • SailSail
    edited April 2010
    Since when has a god ever been known to prove its existance?
    Post edited by Sail on
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    Shouldn't this classify under religious discussion? If so, then it should be, well, closed.
  • KurokamiKurokami
    Shouldn't this classify under religious discussion? If so, then it should be, well, closed.
    I don't belong to a religion
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