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I am a god

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  • ChurbaChurba
    edited April 2010
    The fact that I'm a god is awesome enough.
    I'll take that as a No to being able to provide proof, then.
    Another thing would be that I don't have emotions.
    That is quite clearly a serious mental health problem, and therefore, you are neither as awesome as you claim, nor a god. Case Closed.
    So this is the solipsism thread?
    A teenager who views their self as the only reality? That's Hardly unique.
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  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    Not to mention that this is how atruegod looks like.
    Well, they do have the "no emotions" in common.
  • KurokamiKurokami
    edited April 2010
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  • RymRym
    I am a Spartacus?
  • KurokamiKurokami
    No.
  • ......
    Oooooooooooooh. I was confused as to what people were talking about, but I just misread the topic title as "I am a dog".
  • KurokamiKurokami
    Sure you did.
  • WalkerWalker
    I think it would have been funnier if you were pretending to be a dog. You should have done that instead.
  • VigaViga
    I think it would have been funnier if you were pretending to be a dog. You should have done that instead.
    Way more cuter too. You could just type: bark bark bark bark all day.
  • Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
    Woof.
  • KurokamiKurokami
    I'm not pretending anything.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
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  • KurokamiKurokami
    Yes, it is.
  • KurokamiKurokami
    Like me.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    edited April 2010
    I renounce this false god! I, WindUpBird, am the only true god!

    Lo, in my infinite kindness, in Beacon shall a font of the purest World Wide Stout spring from the ground, hewn from rock candy! Behold! I bless Los Angeles with a stripper factory! My prophets are pirates, Luke Crane, and bloggers, and Core Rulebooks are my Holy Scriptures! Gaze upon 4chan, my apocalyptic text! Listen to Mastodon and Nile, my trumpeters and heralds!

    I come upon you bearing gifts of great geekly joy and bacchanal to strike down the false god Kurokami! I am a god!
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  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Vladimir and Estragon are waiting for you.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Lo, in my infinite kindness, in Beacon shall a font of the purest World Wide Stout spring from the ground, hewn from rock candy! Behold! I bless Los Angeles with a stripper factory! My prophets are pirates, Luke Crane, and bloggers, and Core Rulebooks are my Holy Scriptures! Gaze upon 4chan, my apocalyptic text! Listen to Mastodon and Nile, my trumpeters and heralds!
    I find your ideas intriguing, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
  • WalkerWalker
    edited April 2010
    Bah, these pretenders are naught but hoary termites, gnawing senselessly at the spirits of their worshippers. Pray not to false idols, follow not their teachings nor their commands, for they are empty and foolish. Do not partake of their offerings, nor offer yourselves to them that they may partake of you, nor sacrifice your own spirit upon their unholy altar. Follow the One True Overlord of All That is Geek, the Connoisseur of Spirits, the Master of Reality, The Günter. He is the light, the dark, the Earth, the Air, and the Aether. He is God; follow his teachings, and rejoice in them, and send him your money.
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  • ......
    edited April 2010
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  • RochelleRochelle
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    MEOW? Meow, meow, mew, meow, mew, mew meow.
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Are you coming on to me?
  • theknoxinatortheknoxinator
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  • VigaViga
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  • AndrewAndrew
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    Splitters!
  • ShiamShiam
    Wøøf wøøf...
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
  • WalkerWalker
  • ChurbaChurba
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  • ChurbaChurba
    edited April 2010
    Warewolves of london
    Oh mans, I love that song so bad. It is purely because of that song that last time I was in london, I made a point of wandering through soho in the rain, holding a chinese menu, and asking random passersby where I could find a place called Lee Ho Fooks, because, I was telling them, I was looking for a big dish of Beef Chow Mein, and I have indeed run amok in Kent.
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