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  • edited March 2012
    I have immense respect for the person that donated that material, for allowing us to learn from and study it; I would never make that above remark in or around the labs or in a professional setting. I think that would be disrespectful. But there's occupational humor in every profession (I love talking to prosectors and morticians, it's the best), and physicians are no strangers to it. No one could find the withered, flayed, embalmed pelvis of any person "sexy," after several years of manhandling that tissue, doubtful even the person to whom it once belonged. I don't think "nice" really comes into the picture when you're dealing in absolutes like that. It's just some deadpan commentary on the cold, clinical nature of what we do.

    As for being sad, autopsy work is a lot different than prosection, dissection, or cadaver anatomy. I understand why that's sad; having a little kid straight from the ICU on the slab is a lot different than the embalmed parts I deal with. The stuff we work with is bizarrely impersonal, lending itself to a sort of serene, objectified peace rather than the uncanny disquiet of an full body. The specimens today were hunks of body, from the transpyloric plane to just below the pelvis. It's incredibly difficult to think of them as "people." Human specimens are just that, specimens, and though they were people once, they are no longer.
    I guess it would never occur to me to joke about cadavers un-shaved private parts, and I guess the idea of people poking fun at my cold dead body makes me feel weird about leaving it to med school. My sister did her anatomy courses a few years ago and I think she had a very different view. She's very professional, but she doesn't joke about the work, and some people deal better that way. I remember her professor talking about when he had to work with his first cadaver. The face was covered, but they saw the nails, and the woman had a manicure. Suddenly this person who donated their body became the remains of an individual in his mind and not just an object. The life was gone and only the shell was left, but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't respect what they were by your treatment of their corpse. I know you are professional, but I am just saying how your comments struck me.
    Autopsy is tough, but I think my sister enjoys it in a professional sense. Right before Christmas, though, she had to work on a 6 year old, and she was pretty somber about it. She said the kids are the hardest. Another thing that kind of affects her slightly is amputated limbs. When the whole dead body is there, it looks less wrong than a single lonely leg lying there.
    Post edited by gomidog on
  • I understand why she likes Nickelback.
  • I don't know, I don't think it's sad enough for my tastes.
  • FOR THE HOLE!!!!!
  • "I've never felt this good after eating a burger covered in chili."
  • A cartoon-y Age of Empires game exists for free online.
  • I just drank cheese.
  • edited March 2012
    A cartoon-y Age of Empires game exists for free online.
    Oh yeah, that's a few months old. And also shit.
    Post edited by Linkigi(Link-ee-jee) on
  • The basket attacked you. They hunger for flesh you know.
  • "Aw man, my calves are looking great."
  • I wonder where Hungry Joe has been these past 2 weeks...
  • "Oooh fuck this noise, there's TANKS afoot!"
  • From PAX Prime 2008:

    "I am going to leave this concert before it ends, go to my hotel room, and go to sleep."
  • "Yes, I would rather have this PB&J than sex."
  • "So, I was on Klout, checking out my score..."

    (In an odd moment, I have the same Klout score as Rym, and one point higher than Scott)
  • "Wow, this Ke$ha track is actually really good."
  • That was one of the most terrible songs I've ever subjected myself to.
  • edited April 2012
    I knew it was a trap!
    Post edited by Jordan O. on
  • That was one of the most terrible songs I've ever subjected myself to.
    No luv 4 the flamin lipps, bb?

  • That was one of the most terrible songs I've ever subjected myself to.
    No luv 4 the flamin lipps, bb?
    No.
  • It wasn't that bad. I certainly didn't have moral reasons to object to it like some of her other stuff, but it wasn't "really good."
  • "So what you're saying is I need to save orphans and kill old ladies."

    And...

    "It's nice to feel something every once in-a-while."
  • edited April 2012
    There's a petting zoo on campus? AND THEY HAVE A KANGAROO?!

    Wow, that kangaroo is totally jerking it in the middle of ECU campus.
    Post edited by Li_Akahi on
  • There's a petting zoo on campus? AND THEY HAVE A KANGAROO?!

    Wow, that kangaroo is totally jerking it in the middle of ECU campus.
    Go and pet it. Not there, I mean give it a scratch behind the ears. The fur is SUPER soft, they're pretty cool little animals up close. And if they're bringing it on campus, it's probably friendly.

  • There's a petting zoo on campus? AND THEY HAVE A KANGAROO?!

    Wow, that kangaroo is totally jerking it in the middle of ECU campus.
    Go and pet it. Not there, I mean give it a scratch behind the ears. The fur is SUPER soft, they're pretty cool little animals up close. And if they're bringing it on campus, it's probably friendly.

    Tomorrow: "STUDENT PUNCHED TO DEATH BY ANIMAL PATHOLOGY KANGAROO MISTAKEN FOR PETTING ZOO ANIMAL"

    (No, seriously, Ryan. You better pet the shit out of that 'roo. Take photos.)
  • True biz, they little ones are composed of roughly 10% fur, 110% adorbz. THAT'S 120 PERCENT YO.
  • Also, don't put your hand in the pocket. It's not lined with plush fur and rainbows. Mostly just uterus and mucus.
  • Also, don't put your hand in the pocket. It's not lined with plush fur and rainbows. Mostly just uterus and mucus.
    Mmmmmmmm. Soft, squishy uterus.

  • (No, seriously, Ryan. You better pet the shit out of that 'roo. Take photos.)
    I took some pictures, they're on my Facebook.
  • That was one of the most terrible songs I've ever subjected myself to.
    That sounded like a recording of someone scratching a chalkboard repeatedly, while a girl spews random crap out of her mouth. I listened to the song multiple times to try to find something remotely redeemable. I couldn't find anything.
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