I tried to eat a thousand year egg on the suggestion of my Chinese roomate. Yeah, fuck that noise, if someone offers you one, punch them in the stomach as hard as you can and then thank me.
I knew it was probably fake....but THAT is real? WHY? I've never shat and then thought, "if only if looked like a churro!"
That is indeed real, but it goes the route of many bad "Adult" gifts, Sex toys, and Sex products, by marking itself as novelty only to avoid any litigation. Needless to say, I don't advise putting anything marked "Novelty only" in your ass.
Alright, I rate Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths 4 stars and two suggestions pop up: Fruits Basket and Kenneth Branagh's three hour Hamlet. I don't understand.
Rym and Scott are lucky they weren't alive during the age where real Randi bullshit medicine thrived. Pyramid Power and Biorhythms would have blown their eyeballs out.
Yeah...the deeper you go into the independent scene of pro wrestling, the crazier it gets. I actually find it more entertaining when they just say "fuck it" to any pretenses of realism. But yeah...the Osirian Portal is a break dancing tag team from ancient Egypt in storyline.
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My glasses broke after a chem lab when taking off my goggles.
Rym and Scott are lucky they weren't alive during the age where real Randi bullshit medicine thrived. Pyramid Power and Biorhythms would have blown their eyeballs out.
I must admit, though, the overwrought cry of "That's the most illegal thing I've ever seen in the history of wrestling!" is pretty lulzy.