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  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Clearly you do not know about "操作日本系アメリカ人の王国の栄光の新しい国家を作るために."
  • ChurbaChurba
    And now, for non-conspiracy lols, I'm beached Az, bro!
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    Bravo for using the word "tumescence" that's a great word that doesn't get used enough.
  • gomidoggomidog
    And now, for non-conspiracy lols,I'm beached Az, bro!
    This has been a thing at my office lately.
    We have been saying "Aww, Nu!" "Bru" "Az" more than we probably should.
    "Aww, Nu! These colliders are giving me an error, bru!"
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
  • Nine BoomerNine Boomer
  • progSHELLprogSHELL
    edited February 2011
    lololol wut?
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  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    And now, for non-conspiracy lols,I'm beached Az, bro!
    This has been a thing at my office lately.
    We have been saying "Aww, Nu!" "Bru" "Az" more than we probably should.
    "Aww, Nu! These colliders are giving me an error, bru!"
    Aww, nu, bru! This thing is stuck az! It's stuck in mah mind, bru!
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited February 2011
    Aww, nu, bru! This thing is stuck az! It's stuck in mah mind, bru!
    Aw that's shut. Bru you wanna chup?
    Post edited by Churba on
  • RuffasRuffas
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  • YoshoKatanaYoshoKatana
    edited February 2011
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    Have you ever seen the movie Tetsuo: Iron Man? Imagine if Takashi Miike and David Lynch had a bastard lovechild.


    EDIT: Browsing the IMDB page, the first message board post is entitled, "Can anyone recommend any other good drilldick movies?" Yep.

    EDIT: Also, I'd like to note that this movie is great as a double-feature with Machine Girl, notable for its "drill bra."
    Post edited by YoshoKatana on
  • WyattWyatt
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  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    Oh god that's so hot.
  • progSHELLprogSHELL
    That presents all sorts of continuity problems, for one thing Spiderman is Marvel and The Flash is D.C!
  • NeitoNeito
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    My connection must be better than I thought.
  • Luke BurrageLuke Burrage
    I get (dodgy) email:

    Subject: Autograph request

    Dear Sir,

    I'm from Germany, and I'm a great admirer of you !

    I would therefore be very happy if you could send
    me 2 handsigned (autographed) photos of you.

    (one is for my collection and the other for the
    collection of my girl-friend Anna).

    I would be very pleased if you could fulfil my wishes.

    Many thanks in advance for your kindness.

    Success may always be at your side.


    Yours sincerely,

    Dietmar Feldmann

    ------------------------

    My postal address is: ...
  • Kaptain KKaptain K
    Sounds suspicious, he's clearly making the part about being a fan up.
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    What is the point of getting random signed photographs?
  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    What is the point of getting random signed photographs?
    Photo ID and signature. Clearly the guy is not from Germany either, I mean, his accent was all wrong.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    edited February 2011
    Aww, nu, bru! This thing is stuck az! It's stuck in mah mind, bru!
    Aw that's shut. Bru you wanna chup?
    Nah bru, I dun wanna chup. I'm tryin ta lose some weight, bru. I tend ta eat too much, generally speakin.
    Post edited by Victor Frost on
  • WyattWyatt
    Superhero Dinosaurs
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  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    OH GOD A REGENERATING VELOCIRAPTOR!

    Randall Munroe just shat himself.
  • WalkerWalker
    Mucinex makes urine smell like Robitussin.
  • AxelAxel
    In my dream last night, Flemeth from Dragon Age was real, and somehow awoke from my backyard. She then grew huge into a giant evil monster, and taunted me directly. She fought with a giant personified Archdemon-monster, and then they moved their fight to the city, though she could somehow teleport back to my house to taunt me. My family and I hid inside my house for a while, watching most of the government try to cover it up, then I woke up.
  • ChurbaChurba
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
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  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    What is that from?
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    Hot Throttle.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Cactus. Of course it's cactus.
  • VhdbloodVhdblood
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