I heard a man lamenting to god once when in a curry house. He was weeping and begging "for the fire to go, oh lord I will go to church if you make it...Oh why do you make me suffer". I have far to many people pooping stories.
2. in high school, i used to use wet toilet paper to make very convincing poop noises when no one knew who was in the stall.
My friends tried for the most violent noises that could still be plausible using this method. Moan in pain, whip the fistful of wet TP slop into the bowl as hard as possible, then sigh in relief.
One of them also left rolled-up chocolate and sawdust around in piles.
Why would you do that? I don't want to poop near other people and if I must, I try to do it as quietly and inoffensively as possible.
Also, I second that loud chewing sounds gross. It had nothing to do with mental issues, it is just viscous and slimy and sounds like the inside of your body. I don't want people to share that with me. Crunchy is not so bad, but I hate excess spit and mushy sounds.
The main raft of my stories come from boarding school were there was no option but to poop round others. That was till I found a hidden bathroom, that was a sweet time for me.
Why would you do that? I don't want to poop near other people and if I must, I try to do it as quietly and inoffensively as possible.
This was waaay back in middle school, so it was probably because we were all idiots. If it wasn't in the context of what we thought was a prank, I would have been mortified if someone heard me doing something like that. Nowadays, I find public restrooms frightening enough without alerting anyone to my presence.
There are people at work who talk on the phone in there. I find it disgusting. I always wonder if the person on the other end knows.
Some chick called "Mecha Boner" just added me and three of my closest friends on G+. Her avatar is the He-Man "What's Goin' On" picture. None of us have any idea who/what this is.
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2. in high school, i used to use wet toilet paper to make very convincing poop noises when no one knew who was in the stall.
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One of them also left rolled-up chocolate and sawdust around in piles.
Also, I second that loud chewing sounds gross. It had nothing to do with mental issues, it is just viscous and slimy and sounds like the inside of your body. I don't want people to share that with me. Crunchy is not so bad, but I hate excess spit and mushy sounds.
Crunching is accepted but still an irritation.
There are people at work who talk on the phone in there. I find it disgusting. I always wonder if the person on the other end knows.
edited: put the wrong vid -.-
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