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Toilet visit of your day

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  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    So I've had asebaceous cyston my left arm for several months now. Doctor didn't want to do surgery on it, so it's just been sitting there, not really painful, never got infected. But then last night it suddenly decided to open up through my skin. Thus, I spent a good 15 minutes over a sink squeezing out a large grape-sized amount of sebum. Fun times.
    You're going to want to put neosporin on that daily and keep it bandaged. Just saying, you want to avoid an abscess.
  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    Poops' coming out.
  • Admiral HotcakesAdmiral Hotcakes
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  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    Poopin' now! There's no better feeling, that I have experienced, that is better than a good poop.

    This, however, is not one of them.
  • GeoGeo
    Poopin' now! There's no better feeling, that I have experienced, that is better than a good poop.

    This, however, is not one of them.
    As His Eminence, David Riley once said "The best thing in the world is pooping. The worst thing in the world is too much pooping."
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    White Castle.
  • HelljumperHelljumper
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    I'm the world's biggest Twitter shitter. I'm usually waaaayyy to busy with school work to tweet.

    What to you call someone who update's their Facebook status on the can?
  • DromaroDromaro
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    I'm the world's biggest Twitter shitter. I'm usually waaaayyy to busy with school work to tweet.

    What to you call someone who update's their Facebook status on the can?
    That's an easy one. A shitfacer.
  • ThaedThaed
    Best. Thread. Ever.

    On the other hand:

    C-c-c combo breaker!
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    Just did a double-flusher.
  • DromaroDromaro
    Me too! /bones
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Just did a double-flusher.
    If I poop once a day, it's always a double-flusher. I've had my share of triple flushers. This is why I prefer to poop at least twice a day.
  • Nine BoomerNine Boomer
    This is why I prefer to poop at least twice a day.
    How the hell do you produce so much poop to do it twice a day?
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    If I poop once a day, it's always a double-flusher. I've had my share oftripleflurshers. This is why I prefer to poop at least twice a day.
    I usually go two to three times a day, the double-flusher was my second crap today. As for triple-flushers, they come rarely for me, but when they do it's pretty damn bad.
  • Loganator456Loganator456
    Just did a double-flusher.
    If I poop once a day, it's always a double-flusher. I've had my share oftripleflushers. This is why I prefer to poop at least twice a day.
    Have you seen a picture of this man? He looks like he could create the most abominable shits ever. Be warned! :P
  • trogdor9trogdor9
    The hot chili hummus I bought the other day is beginning to exact its revenge upon my bowels.
  • Jack DraigoJack Draigo
    I hate it when after a good shit the wad of TP unravels because a part gets stuck in my bum. Its been happening a lot lately and really detracts from my freshness feeling.
  • RuffasRuffas
    Much to my delight, I'm becoming increasingly immune to "curry shits".
  • ChurbaChurba
    That's good, because curry shits would go in a different thread.
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    edited August 2012
    I drank a forty after a huge meal of barbecue (cold-smoked shrimp Po' Boy, a twice-baked potato casserole, a wedge of wickedly moist jalepeno/cheddar/pulled pork cornbread with butter) and a pint of Stone 16.

    On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the worst a shit can possibly be, this was Ragnarok.
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  • SchnevetsSchnevets
    I am so regular that I only poop while at work. I can't remember the last time I actually used the toilet paper at my apartment.
  • Josh BytesJosh Bytes
    I do most my pooping at work also. I have a mental block though when somebody is in the other stall though and then I can't poop. :(
  • VigaViga
    I poop at work because it gives me a reason to not deal with customers for ten minutes. I call it 'the second break'.
  • no fun girlno fun girl
    I hate pooping at a public toilet. Zombies spawn at my stall door, knocking and rattling the handle. Scares the crap into me ):
  • GregGreg
    So e subconcious part of my brain doesn't let me poop in public bathrooms unless it's an emergency, and I mean a fucking EMERGENCY.
  • trogdor9trogdor9
    I am so regular that I only poop while at work. I can't remember the last time I actually used the toilet paper at my apartment.
    http://www.workpoop.com/
  • ColdguyColdguy
    I hate pooping at a public toilet. Zombies spawn at my stall door, knocking and rattling the handle. Scares the crap into me ):

  • trogdor9trogdor9
    By the way, if you have Android and you're not using PoopLog, you are missing out.
  • PeguPegu
    edited August 2012
    By the way, if you have Android and you're not using PoopLog, you are missing out.
    My dad walked in while I had that on the screen. Awkward.
    Post edited by Pegu on
  • WalkerWalker
    Sertraline makes my pee smell funny.
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