Toilet visit of your day

KapitänTim

I make ghost noises in the public bathroom, that or I hurle Saxon insults just to "help" people out.

Ghost noises? Please do tell me more.

Amp

I make ghost noises in the public bathroom, that or I hurle Saxon insults just to "help" people out.

Ghost noises? Please do tell me more.

Some times I go for the old fashioned "wooooooh" other times I make more of a monstrous scream, it all depends on how Im feeling really. Occasionally I shall shout at them in Swahili just to really fuck with them.

Banta

I think I've finally found a reason to learn a foreign language, at least bits and pieces of one.

Amp

I gives you something to do on the loo.

WindUpBird

Churrascaria aftermath.

Josh Bytes

Been having rabbit poops the last few days. Need to add some fiber in my diet.

Amp

Have taken to singing La Roux at people when pooping, adds poetry to the day.

Rym

It's the banging and rattling of the door that gets me. I have a feeling this occurs less in the men's room.

That has never happened to me in my entire life.

WindUpBird

It's the banging and rattling of the door that gets me. I have a feeling this occurs less in the men's room.

That has never happened to me in my entire life.

George Patches

It's the banging and rattling of the door that gets me. I have a feeling this occurs less in the men's room.

That has never happened to me in my entire life.

Rym

So apparently men have better public restroom etiquette?

Seriously, who knocks on or tries to open a closed stall? That's a ridiculous thing to do. You can see it's closed, and there are feet under there.

no fun girl

haz a sad. i should just go in the men's room.

Sail

That has happened to me multiple times.

Rym

That has happened to me multiple times.

That's crazy.

TheWhaleShark

Sometimes I can't see feet, so I'll call out and wait for an answer.

Even when I'm drunk and on the edge of vomiting, I will politely wait my turn if need be.

no fun girl

That has happened to me multiple times.

That's crazy.

This happens to me approx. once for every five times I dare use public toilets for defecation purposes.

Cremlian

I'm confused by Rym and Pete on this, they must never use public restrooms.

George Patches

I do rarely poop in high traffic public restrooms.

Rym

I'm confused by Rym and Pete on this, they must never use public restrooms.

I use public restrooms on an almost daily basis. I have never in my life had someone knock on or try to open a stall I was in, even in high traffic situations. It honestly amazes me that such a thing would happen.

TheWhaleShark

I do rarely poop in high traffic public restrooms.

I try not to. Urinals are OK, and I usually only poop once or twice a day - so I can avoid most public toilet pooping.

Rym

I poop once a day, and try to do it somewhere other than my home. I thus poop in public restrooms almost every day.

Also: conventions.

Sail

and try to do it somewhere other than my home.

Why?

Rym

and try to do it somewhere other than my home.

Why?

So the poop is someone else's problem. ;^)

Sail

If the poop is that bad, I think the problem is yours.

Rym

If the poop is that bad, I think the problem is yours.

Hey, free toilet paper. ;^)

Josh Bytes

Public toliet paper is see through thin and scratchy though.

Nukerjsr

This has been me each weekend for 3 weeks.



(Yes, I can only find a French version)

no fun girl

Public toliet paper is see through thin and scratchy though.

yes. i miss the luxury of my flushable wipes.

Admiral Hotcakes

Jalapeno Combos: never again.

Dromaro

It's a good thing "Raise Thread" is a level 1 spell.

You know when you think you have to go but all you can muster us a big old fart? Yeah, mine was about 10 seconds the other day. It literally made someone two stalls over laugh out loud.