Sexual arousal is more acceptable than everything. It can defy political, theological, and even ethical boundaries if it needs to. When it's do or die time, porn conquers all.
Komen is no good anyway. They are one of those charities that spends almost all their money on "awareness", AKA marketing themselves, rather than actually helping.
That shit seriously pisses me off. All I hear about breast cancer is "awareness." I think most people are aware that its a problem. If these charities actually went to cancer research or to pay for those who can't afford health care, I would be all for it but they're just to pay for commercials saying how cancer is bad. It sucks, I know. If the ads were for a charity that actually did something with the money, I'm pretty sure awareness would be a good side-affect anyway.
A friend of mine had a really weird break-up involving some of the finest over-the-top committing-to-the-bit pseudo-intellectualism I've seen in years. Naturally we're doing a dramatic reading of the chat logs casting his ex as Tommy Wisseau.
Another forum: I hate when I ask a question or ask for help, and just get snarky replies. Seriously? That's the lamest power trip.
Got this recently while asking some questions about Tekkit administration in an IRC channel, couldn't believe people are still doing the "I know something you don't know by virtue of having had advance access to it, therefore you are stupid and inferior and worthy of derision" thing. I mean, I guess every generation of teens is going to go through their shithead phase, but it seems like an unnecessary loss of generational experience. Why can't we ingrain the superiority of not being a douchebag to everybody without most people having to learn it the hard way generation after generation? It's frustrating.
ANYWAY, on to my other topic:
A sandwich made on fresh baked bread is the most perfect lunch in the universe, especially if it's bloody rare roast beef, fresh provolone cheese, deli mayo, and dill pickles on multigrain wheat.
"Eddie, one of your friends was asking about you the other day. He wanted to know if you were still having sex with 14-year-old girls. What should I tell him the next time I see him? Are you still doing it?"
"Eddie, one of your friends was asking about you the other day. He wanted to know if you were still having sex with 14-year-old girls. What should I tell him the next time I see him? Are you still doing it?"
"Eddie, one of your friends was asking about you the other day. He wanted to know if you were still having sex with 14-year-old girls. What should I tell him the next time I see him? Are you still doing it?"
"I don't know who you were talking to, but none of my friends would ask such a misleading question. Speaking of which, who the hell are you? I don't KNOW you. How do you even know my name?!"
Maybe this is why programmers are the way they are? And maybe since programmers were the first on the Internets, that is why the Internets are the way they are?
"Eddie, one of your friends was asking about you the other day. He wanted to know if you were still having sex with 14-year-old girls. What should I tell him the next time I see him? Are you still doing it?"
"I could not have stopped having sex with 14 year old girls because I never started having sex with 14 year old girls. Tell that bastard Eddie he needs to stop taking LSD."
Lenscrafters sent an ad in the mail addressed to my sister; the one person in our entire household who DOESN'T need their products.
That makes a wierd sort of sense. Why advertise to the rest of you? If you need glasses you will show up sooner or later anyways. Your sister, on the other hand, needs to be convinced that glasses are for her.
Without prescription lenses those glasses become a lot cheaper as a fashion accessory.
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YOUR MOVE.
ANYWAY, on to my other topic:
A sandwich made on fresh baked bread is the most perfect lunch in the universe, especially if it's bloody rare roast beef, fresh provolone cheese, deli mayo, and dill pickles on multigrain wheat.
Me: "So kind of like a collaring?"
Girl: "Yeah, I mean, more or less."
"Eddie, one of your friends was asking about you the other day. He wanted to know if you were still having sex with 14-year-old girls. What should I tell him the next time I see him? Are you still doing it?"
Maybe this is why programmers are the way they are? And maybe since programmers were the first on the Internets, that is why the Internets are the way they are?
Without prescription lenses those glasses become a lot cheaper as a fashion accessory.