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  • I didn't draw it, a friend of mine did.

    I'll pass along your compliment.
  • Here you go...
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  • ^ That has to be how Japanese people imagine Americans =P Cept less coke, more guns. Also less knife, more guns.
  • I'm surprised she's not holding or eating peaches.
  • edited August 2011
    What are you talking about? Her peaches are right there.
    Post edited by Victor Frost on
  • She is the Georgia peach.
  • Yeah, I would argue, wouldn't the Tans for the Southern States around that area be fat?
  • edited August 2011
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    Obviously I did not draw them, but they rep NJ pretty well.
    Post edited by KapitänTim on
  • edited August 2011
    My only beef is with the massive hoop earrings, that's not typically a white girl thing. Other than that it's spot on. And Aria, it's a knife because you can't skin a deer with a gun (and expect to eat it afterwards).
    Post edited by Ruffas on
  • edited August 2011
    FUCKING BULLSHIT REDNECK PICTURE
    FUCK u(sic)ga
    Post edited by Andrew on
  • I would contribute but I don't know shit about American states beyond a few names. :/ I guess I could try Wikipedia....
  • I'm surprised she's not holding or eating peaches.
    Ah see, Georgia is known for peaches, but in actuality we are the number one poultry exporter in the world. I almost gave her a chicken on a leash :)
  • Yeah, I would argue, wouldn't the Tans for the Southern States around that area be fat?
    Georgia isn't even in the top ten of fattest states: http://www.businessinsider.com/fattest-states-in-america-2011-7#one-of-several-trends-dragging-down-america-see-also-11
  • She is the Georgia peach.
    I like this.
  • My only beef is with the massive hoop earrings, that's not typically a white girl thing. Other than that it's spot on. And Aria, it's a knife because you can't skin a deer with a gun (and expect to eat it afterwards).
    Thanks Ruffas! I get what you're saying about the earrings, but if you were to walk around in Atlanta it would probably only take about 20 minutes to spot a caucasian girl with earrings like those :) My girlfriend had me put "GA" in cursive on them.
  • edited August 2011
    FUCKING BULLSHIT REDNECK PICTURE
    FUCK u(sic)ga
    I don't even know what this means.
    Post edited by maddmaxx on
  • ^ That has to be how Japanese people imagine Americans =P Cept less coke, more guns. Also less knife, more guns.
    You're absolutely right. I remember when The Scream (I think that's what it was) was stolen from the Louvre years ago, and I was on an international forum and a French guy was saying, "in America that wouldn't have happened because when they got out on the street the citizens would have pulled their guns and stopped the thieves," and he was being 100% sincere.

    If you haven't already seen this, check out Yankii: http://www.cracked.com/article_18567_6-japanese-subcultures-that-are-insane-even-japan_p2.html
  • I made it better. Also, you can reply to everyone in a single post and not fucking quintuple post.
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  • I made it better
    Does not surprise me. You should have added a yellow jacket tattoo on her as well.
  • edited August 2011
    I made it better. Also, you can reply to everyone in a single post and not fucking quintuple post.
    Andrew: Oh, I think I see what you're problem is. Sorry, I don't actually follow any college sports (or professional sports for that matter). The picture is just an amalgam of common Georgia stereotypes. I could have made her a Georgia Tech fan, but seeing a UGA fan in that hat is much more common. Again, sports fanaticism mystifies me. It makes people do things like scream and curse at drawings of a hat.
    Post edited by maddmaxx on
  • In all reality, you should add a big fucking fish-hook in the brim.
  • edited August 2011
    In all reality, you should add a big fucking fish-hook in the brim.
    You're 100% right about that.

    EDIT: I wanted to add a Skoal ring but you can't see her back pocket.
    EDIT: My friend pointed out that I forgot to put a "C-scar." I wish I had drawn a hickey on her.
    Post edited by maddmaxx on
  • Thanks Ruffas! I get what you're saying about the earrings, but if you were to walk around in Atlanta it would probably only take about 20 minutes to spot a caucasian girl with earrings like those :) My girlfriend had me put "GA" in cursive on them.
    I can believe that, but I'm from north Florida, and around here we've got them too, but they're certainly not indicative of the area (needs more camo (and maybe some boots)).
  • Thanks Ruffas! I get what you're saying about the earrings, but if you were to walk around in Atlanta it would probably only take about 20 minutes to spot a caucasian girl with earrings like those :) My girlfriend had me put "GA" in cursive on them.
    I can believe that, but I'm from north Florida, and around here we've got them too, but they're certainly not indicative of the area (needs more camo (and maybe some boots)).
    Dear lord, I can only imagine how hot it is where you live. Boots would have been just as good. I was torn between flops, boots, crocks (ugh), and "grocery store feet."
  • edited August 2011
    Also, you can reply to everyone in a single post and not fucking quintuple post.
    Did you expect anything different when the moderators and administrators (not naming names here to not single out a single one of them, of course) let double posting carelessly pass as if it's not a problem? Double posting is as stupid as quintuple posting you know.
    Georgia isn't even in the top ten of fattest states
    It's still in the US though. Also, obese = extremely fat in case you didn't know.
    Post edited by Not nine on
  • INFINITE STREAM OF SUNGLASSES? Would've been cooler if there were 2 sunglasses just going back and forth instead of this one-side supply of them. Would also show the flip in the center better. Internet, you disappoint me again. WHY?!
  • That .gif rocks.
    http://www.businessinsider.com/fattest-states-in-america-2011-7#one-of-several-trends-dragging-down-america-see-also-11
    Granted, I was wrong about Georgia, but many states around it, are on that list, especially Alabama and Mississippi being the biggest. I think if Texas were given a State-tan too, it would be taller/bigger person.
  • A Georgia girl is not nearly that trashy. Also, no love for non-white tans?

    I was born in Atlanta.:p
  • http://www.businessinsider.com/fattest-states-in-america-2011-7#one-of-several-trends-dragging-down-america-see-also-11
    Granted, I was wrong about Georgia, but many states around it, are on that list, especially Alabama and Mississippi being the biggest. I think if Texas were given a State-tan too, it would be taller/bigger person.

    you're right, it's actually kind of hard deciding what to focus on.
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