I heard of the legendary Wegman's in VA. It's the only place nearby that has Cheerwine. CHEERWINE IS A NEED!
Damn right, Cheerwine is sex! But the fact that that's your closest location to Cheerwine, I find that kind of weird. I can get that even in some gas stations.
I like to just fuck with people who start to make fun of me when they hear me make a noise or move my hand like a Jedi. One of the most fun things to say is "You can't stop me from picturing you naked" immediately after saying this you look down at their crotch and give a disappointed facial expression. It's always hilarious.
My mother just asked me for advice about an alternative medicine treatment, and I gave her the skinny on it, and why it doesn't work, and as a bonus round, finally managed to educate her on why Goji juice is a load of bollocks, and grossly unethical to boot.
Me - "I gotta admit, mum, this is a bit odd. You don't normally come to me for advice about this sorta stuff" Mum - "Well, you were right about the naturopath thing, and the homeopath thing, and you know a lot about this sort of thing, so I figured it might be a good idea to ask before I waste money on something that doesn't work." Me - "Mum? I love you."
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Surprisingly well done WoWMV.
Biff's Question Song
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"I am on probation until I learn proper grammar and spelling."
The comparison's great, too.
Me - "I gotta admit, mum, this is a bit odd. You don't normally come to me for advice about this sorta stuff"
Mum - "Well, you were right about the naturopath thing, and the homeopath thing, and you know a lot about this sort of thing, so I figured it might be a good idea to ask before I waste money on something that doesn't work."
Me - "Mum? I love you."
And this, too.