Fuck, just shocked and scared the crap out of myself. Pulled out the plug by the metal because it was being stubbornly stuck. Dumb, dumb, dumb, I am dumb as hell.
Shit, man, I hate getting shocked. Violet wands make me angry.
Get the fuck out of my mailbox. How many times do I have to flick you into the shrubs? Seriously now.
Clearly the three strikes law is in effect... KILL him.
I only haven't because I'm not sure it's a funnel spider. It could be a wolf spider, in which case killing becomes trickier as they bite like a motherfucker.
Get the fuck out of my mailbox. How many times do I have to flick you into the shrubs? Seriously now.
Clearly the three strikes law is in effect... KILL him.
I only haven't because I'm not sure it's a funnel spider. It could be a wolf spider, in which case killing becomes trickier as they bite like a motherfucker.
Get the fuck out of my mailbox. How many times do I have to flick you into the shrubs? Seriously now.
Clearly the three strikes law is in effect... KILL him.
I only haven't because I'm not sure it's a funnel spider. It could be a wolf spider, in which case killing becomes trickier as they bite like a motherfucker.
When I was a kid i discovered a black widow in my mailbox. Not knowing what it was (but smart enough not to touch bc it was a spider, ew) I got my mom to look. She freaked out, sprayed a can of Raid into the mailbox, and shut it. We left it like that all day and got the mail later that night.
I don't like killing spiders, unless they are a threat. for the most part they just chill and eat bugs I hate. Yay for the spiders!
I kill spiders if they cross my path and especially if they decide that my clothes are a great place to hang out... Then they die, if they don't do stupid things like build a web in a walkway I use everyday, I tend to leave them alone.
I kill spiders if they cross my path and especially if they decide that my clothes are a great place to hang out... Then they die, if they don't do stupid things like build a web in a walkway I use everyday, I tend to leave them alone.
I'll kill the dangerous ones without provocation, simply because for the most part, they wouldn't afford me the same courtesy. Funnelwebs will straight up fucking chase you and attempt to sink their fangs in - Fuck your shit, spider, I'm not taking that from anybody, but especially not your chitinous arse. Also, I have a dog, and they'll attack a dog just like they'll go for a human. And I like my dog more than I like those hairy little pricks.
My camera (Nikon D90) just fell two or three feet due to me being extremely clumsy and not looking to see where it was before I moved something. There doesn't appear to be any damage to the camera or lens (the AF motor still focuses accurately, and there's not even a scratch on the body), but I nearly had a heart attack.
Work politics are gonna drive me to drink. >.<</p>
More and more of the competent people have left my department, including my awesome management. Now our current supervisor barely knows all the functions here and the crazy employees are trying to mess with my work. I plan on buying another bottle of Riesling today and consuming it when I get home.
Another fail: dealing with my father with congestive heart failure calls me twice a day to get a hold of his Cardiologist's nurse for various things. When the nurse asks for information, my father doesn't want to give certain details of his poor diet habits.
Today when I called my father, I asked him what he was doing. He was eating lunch at a food court. I nicely scolded him and he started yelling at me.
Alarm failed to wake me up for my morning class for the 2nd time now. There goes 10% off my final grade, unless the professor decides to be nice and come up with a way to make it up.
Alarm failed to wake me up for my morning class for the 2nd time now. There goes 10% off my final grade, unless the professor decides to be nice and come up with a way to make it up.
I will continue to tell everyone - Make Navi your alarm. You can't sleep through Navi.
When my flatmates said they didn't like scotch, I used a slightly friendlier variant of this exact phrase. Still looking for joints selling Lagavulin 16.
"I like vodka because- wait, nobody actually likes vodka."
"I like vodka because- wait, nobody actually likes vodka."
My father drinks cranberry juice with vodka, and my mother drinks vodka with skittles in it. Yeah, I agree that most people don't like the taste of pure vodka, but not that I know. All I've had was some Mikes Hard Lemonade when I was eight years old, and I enjoyed it at the time.
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Get the fuck out of my mailbox. How many times do I have to flick you into the shrubs? Seriously now.
I'm tired of being surprised by one of these little bastards.
You should do the same. I mean with the Raid. :-p
Today when I called my father, I asked him what he was doing. He was eating lunch at a food court. I nicely scolded him and he started yelling at me.