Something has arisen. The sound device on my computer has stopped working. Unless I can get it working, no Geekchat for me. Thankfully, I will be receiving a new laptop on Sunday anyways...
My sound is working again, apparently, and if it stops working, I have a method to make it work. I will try something to test and see if that was what was screwing up my sound, and if it screws up again, I can fix it, and then just not do that again until after the Geekchat.
Reasons - Eat a hot bowl of dicks, Optus. The connection you charge over a hundred bucks for per month is slow as shit, you shape the speed for torrent-like traffic down to a crawl, you shape my general traffic way down and then try to sell me a faster connection, the connection goes down more often than a tenderloin crack whore, your download cap is minuscule. I can't even text chat on skype properly, unless I like watching my messages appear two minutes after I send them. Seriously, whoever the fuck runs this shitpot fucking operation, please lube up and prepare yourself, because I'm going to rape you with a drunken, rabid bear covered in spiders. And I don't mean I will simply let the bear rape you, I mean I will quite literally use this spider-encrusted bear as an instrument with which I shall apply a liberal serving of rape to you.
Reasons - Eat a hot bowl of dicks, Optus. The connection you charge over a hundred bucks for per month is slow as shit, you shape the speed for torrent-like traffic down to a crawl, you shape my general traffic way down and then try to sell me a faster connection, the connection goes down more often than a tenderloin crack whore, your download cap is minuscule. I can't even text chat on skype properly, unless I like watching my messages appear two minutes after I send them. Seriously, whoever the fuck runs this shitpot fucking operation, please lube up and prepare yourself, because I'm going to rape you with a drunken, rabid bear covered in spiders. And I don't mean I will simply let the bear rape you, I mean I will quite literally use this spider-encrusted bear as an instrument with which I shall apply a liberal serving of rape to you.
Wow, Churba. That's some beautiful mental imagery.
Since I am getting a rare Friday night off this week, I proclaim the following: Geekchat on Friday. August 6th at 8pm CST (anyone is welcome to start earlier). My hat is in the ring! The geekchat is on and I am stripped to the buff!
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So this is happening tomorrow. I hope no one forgot.
*walks away whistling*
Reasons - Eat a hot bowl of dicks, Optus. The connection you charge over a hundred bucks for per month is slow as shit, you shape the speed for torrent-like traffic down to a crawl, you shape my general traffic way down and then try to sell me a faster connection, the connection goes down more often than a tenderloin crack whore, your download cap is minuscule. I can't even text chat on skype properly, unless I like watching my messages appear two minutes after I send them. Seriously, whoever the fuck runs this shitpot fucking operation, please lube up and prepare yourself, because I'm going to rape you with a drunken, rabid bear covered in spiders. And I don't mean I will simply let the bear rape you, I mean I will quite literally use this spider-encrusted bear as an instrument with which I shall apply a liberal serving of rape to you.