If I ever get married, I'm getting the priest to say that. "By the power vested in me by the massive quantity of absinthe I consumed last night, I pronounce you man and wife!"
If I ever get married, I'm getting the priest to say that. "By the power vested in me by the massive quantity of absinthe I consumed last night, I pronounce you man and wife!"
Damnit, I wish I could have used that at my wedding.
If I ever get married, I'm getting the priest to say that. "By the power vested in me by the massive quantity of absinthe I consumed last night, I pronounce you man and wife!"
As a comedian, I'm incensed that you'd use my material without citing me properly in the credits. You'll be hearing from my attorney, who is both incredibly good at what he does and takes utmost pleasure in watching people squirm.
Geo knows my Meatspace Name, but W. Upton Byrd will do in a pinch.
I should really have some "W. Upton Byrd" business cards made to use when it's better to have a fake persona. W. Upton Byrd: venture capitalist, photojournalist, adventurer.
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Now all I have to do is keep myself 'entertained' till 2 in the morning.
I should really have some "W. Upton Byrd" business cards made to use when it's better to have a fake persona. W. Upton Byrd: venture capitalist, photojournalist, adventurer.
My laundry seems to be tenuously holding onto its moisture, but I hope to be home soon.
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