Pfft. Baleen Trisomy is a proto-forepost-arctic cetacean metal. The lead singer is a mildly retarded blue whale. It's the most brutal grunting I've ever heard.
You should check out Lightning Ivory. They're pre-fore-aft-pastpost pachydermic Victorian Metal outfit. Their vocalist is a lost Siberian Mammoth, and their drummer is a Alpha Male African Elephant. Drum solos often include fucking stampedes, with 1000db trumpeting screams.
Talking about music == dancing about architecture.
Architecture in Helsinki validates your statement.
You should check out Lightning Ivory. They're pre-fore-aft-pastpost pachydermic Victorian Metal outfit. Their vocalist is a lost Siberian Mammoth, and their drummer is a Alpha Male African Elephant. Drum solos often include fuckingstampedes,with 1000db trumpeting screams.
something like Killswitch Engage or As I Lay Dying would be metal
No, those would be "shit."
OK, OK, I'm just being a dick there. Yes, those are metal bands. I've never heard of I Set My Friends on Fire, but that sounds pretty punk influenced. That stuff certainly has a place in a metal discussion.
Of course, that doesn't stop Enter Shikari from sucking. :P
I like Enter Shikari, but if you think it sucks I'm in no place to stop you, friend! And yeah, I guess I am naming pretty bad bands.
You should check out Lightning Ivory. They're pre-fore-aft-pastpost pachydermic Victorian Metal outfit. Their vocalist is a lost Siberian Mammoth, and their drummer is a Alpha Male African Elephant. Drum solos often include fuckingstampedes,with 1000db trumpeting screams.
Ugh. I'm sick of those goddamn trumpeting/stampeding breakdowns. That is so 3 months ago. Don't these people have originality any more?
My thing right now is alter-pre-aft-fore-protominimalist saurischian metal. There's only one band, and all of their recordings are cut into the hide of a live Tyrannosaurus. Their shows are pretty intense.
My thing right now is alter-pre-aft-fore-protominimalist saurischian metal. There's only one band, and all of their recordings are cut into the hide of a liveTyrannosaurus. Their shows are pretty intense.
Please. You want to talk about protominimalism, talk about Lytic Phage. alter-pre-pre-proto-proto-fore-aft-pre-post protominimalist protodeath viral metal. Of all people, I thought you'd be into that, Pete.
Of all people, I thought you'd be into that, Pete.
I'm over it. Ever since I heard Ribonucleic Massacre, I've learned the superiority of proto-pre-pre-pre-pre-proto-pre-symphonic codon noise. I'm not even sure that it strictly qualifies as sound.
Good rule of thumb - If your band name is a complete phrase and still has less words than the description of your music genre, your music probably sucks.
Jesus. We finally get the metal thread going again and it's a semantic discussion about metal subgenres. I remember the good old days when we'd post YouTube videos of new metal bands. Talk about "Fail of your boo-yah."
So what albums are you guys looking forward to in 2010? I'm looking forward to Finntroll's "Nifelvind," Dark Tranquillity's "We Are the Void," and Korpiklaani's currently unnamed 2010 album.
I'm looking forward to those and Devin Townsend's next releases. Also, there's going to be a new Blind Guardian album in late summer/early fall.
I remember the good old days when we'd post YouTube videos of new metal bands.
I'm pretty sure if I tried to post videos of bands I liked I'd probably get the shit flamed out of me.
Listen, this is the metal thread. In here, we post things we like and get shit for it, if it's deserved. Man up and be proud of your terrible taste in music. That's what we're all about in here. Don't be some shame-ridden pussy. Tell us you like stuff, defend it if we call you out on it, and keep doing your own thing.
Listen, this is the metal thread. In here, we post things we like and get shit for it, if it's deserved. Man up and be proud of your terrible taste in music. That's what we're all about in here. Don't be some shame-ridden pussy. Tell us you like stuff, defend it if we call you out on it, and keep doing your own thing.
Definitely something to get used to in these forums, always be prepared to have every fiber of your being questioned and challenged.
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And yeah, I guess I am naming pretty bad bands.
My thing right now is alter-pre-aft-fore-protominimalist saurischian metal. There's only one band, and all of their recordings are cut into the hide of a live Tyrannosaurus. Their shows are pretty intense.
But first, I found this band Manowar! They play something called "heavy metal." Sounds promising!
So what albums are you guys looking forward to in 2010? I'm looking forward to Finntroll's "Nifelvind," Dark Tranquillity's "We Are the Void," and Korpiklaani's currently unnamed 2010 album.
Here goes nothing.
Edit: How the hell do I post youtube videos????
Edit2: Thank you! >.