Your link is broken. But is that their coverage of the ACORN video with that guy dressed as a pimp? God damn that was funny and mind boggling at the same time.
If you're logged into any give site with that (Facebook, in my case), you can continue your to post on walls and chat while Kanye steals all of your glory!
I really enjoy when people get creative on their descriptions for furniture sales on Craigslist.
$50 OBO. Ohhh no, you aren't hallucinating. This isn't deja vu. The partner couch to one of the hottest pieces of furniture in the history of the internet is up for grabs. I'm honestly not even sure why I'm posting this under furniture -- it should be under casual encounters because after you put this bad boy in your house, your genitals may very well fall off due to overuse. In the days of yore in early 2009, a matching love seat was purchased by two fine gentlemen for a mighty sum of $1500. Now is your chance to own a piece of history.
For those of you too young to remember a couple of months ago and for those of you who might not have had the internet, you must realize that this is the chance of a lifetime. This is one sweet bone-sled. I cannot confirm, but it is widely believed that the reddish-burgandy, Mallard green, deep-ocean blue, and yellow-gold striped fabric that adorns this masterpiece was woven of Milwaukee Brewers legend Robin Yount’s chest hair and pubes. Its unique coloration means that it can blend in equally well in your garage, vineyard, or pyramid. Personally, I “utilized” it in the back of a conversion van for a while. Worked like magic. Or the roofies worked like magic. Whatever.
This piece comes with two fresh-ass throw pillows that will visually dazzle your guests if you have them over for a dinner party, or will physically dazzle the smalls of their backs or buttocks if you have them over for a totally righteous orgy or Mandingo party.
As for the seat cushions, they are made of seductively-scented foam and conform to your ass like your uncle's firm grip. Ladies, I can guarantee you that these cushions will really impress your modestly-endowed boyfriend with a crew cut and a few ironic tats and puka-shell necklace who lies to you about having a job while heÂ’s actually out in the streets of Dupont on weeknights giving sans-lube wristies for a chunk of change for that gift certificate to ClaireÂ’s that he got you so you could get your cartilage or belly-button pierced or whatever it is you kids do these days.
What has four strong legs, is very rare and soft, but will totally fuck your shit up? Two-fold answer. A saber-tooth tiger, and this sick piece. Owning this bad mofo is like having the Natural History Museum and a tanning bed (!) right inside your very own home. So if you really want to get your swerve on, come pick this up in Rosslyn. If you come during the day, bring sunglasses or at least a pirate patch and a strong penchant for squinting, because its glory is blinding in sunlight. If you come at night, bring a sword and a suit of armor because in moonlight it turns into a wolf.
Found all four discs of The Power of Negative Thinking by The Jesus and Mary Chain, a $60 collection of b-sides and rarities from the fathers of shoegaze, on what.cd. I didn't even know this existed until today. It's great.
The video is so far out there it's beyond a satire, back into misogyny and then back into satire again.
And then back into misogyny.
The song is weak, but I think it's an obvious satire/publicity stunt. The lines "Take me now, oh don't you see, I can't get laid in Germany" made me laugh very hard when I first heard them.
Also, for anyone who hasn't seen it, the video is a 4 minute porno. No, really. It's porn. Nudity, sex, ejaculations. The whole thing.
The lines "... I can't get laid in Germany" made me laugh very hard when I first heard them.
I can personally attest to the veracity of said claim; it is impossible to get laid in Germany, at least I couldn't for the thirteen years that I lived there ;-).
Oh and my thing of the day is Spotify, which is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. People living in Europe but without invites can follow the instructions here (in Swedish but with pictures) basically use a proxy server in France and use the area code 69008 when signing up.
I can personally attest to the veracity of said claim; it is impossible to get laid in Germany, at least I couldn't for the thirteen years that I lived there ;-).
You can stream the entirety of a brand new song by Between the Buried and Me. The title is "Obfuscation," and it's from their latest album The Great Misdirect, slated to be released at the end of October. You can listen here. Be warned, it makes you enter an e-mail address, so it's signing you up for something. I'm just going to opt-out of whatever it is. In any event, the song is worth it, if you like extreme progressive metal.
There is also another new song, "Mirrors," on Youtube.
EDIT: You don't need to use the little widget. Both of the new songs are on Youtube.
The lines "... I can't get laid in Germany" made me laugh very hard when I first heard them.
I can personally attest to the veracity of said claim; it is impossible to get laid in Germany, at least I couldn't for the thirteen years that I lived there ;-).
I can personally attest to the fact that it is extremely easy to get laid in Germany and I only lived there for two years.
A Tesco spokesperson said: 'He hasn't been banned. Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods.
'Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.
'If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers.'
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I just discovered Scott's secret redesign for www.frontrowcrew.com.
Rammstein - German Pussy - NSFW!!!! SERIOUSLY, DON'T CLICK ON THIS LINK UNLESS YOU ARE AT HOME, AND EVEN THEN DON'T CLICK ON IT!!!
The video is so far out there it's beyond a satire, back into misogyny and then back into satire again.
And then back into misogyny.
Also, for anyone who hasn't seen it, the video is a 4 minute porno. No, really. It's porn. Nudity, sex, ejaculations. The whole thing.
Oh and my thing of the day is Spotify, which is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. People living in Europe but without invites can follow the instructions here (in Swedish but with pictures) basically use a proxy server in France and use the area code 69008 when signing up.
There is also another new song, "Mirrors," on Youtube.
EDIT: You don't need to use the little widget. Both of the new songs are on Youtube.
1) I found this at the grocery store and had to buy it. Haven't tried it yet though.
2) Alton Brown's new book arrived in the mail today. It is significantly larger than the previous ones. AND the book cover unfolds into a poster.
3) Turns out Yotsuba&! Volume 6 was finally released by Yen Press.
(BTW this is Jeremy, Ro's boyfriend.)
@LOL at Omnutia & Sail. I find it funny that my boyfriend is kinda known on here, but he really doesn't frequent the forums.
The best part
A Tesco spokesperson said: 'He hasn't been banned. Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods.
'Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.
'If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers.'