I think your just saying most of those to be controversial. How are Mystic River & Million Dollar Baby the "worst movies ever", regardless of your personal opinion? They're both extremely well-made in a technical sense at the very least and both have coherent, cohesive plots and characters.
Oh, and I like Dancer In The Dark but I love Bjork's music and Lars Von Trier and how much you'll enjoy the film largely depends on those factors.
[ranting about The Dark Is Rising]
It's sad that that movie sucks as much as it apparently does, since the book series was pretty good young adult stuff. I really loved those books growing up.
Cold Creek Manor was painfully stupid. The Wickerman (that is, the remake) was so bad it's a comedy. Napoleon Dynamite was so pointless and dull, I can't understand why it was so popular.
I agree, this movie was complete ass. It came across as trying to ride the coattails of Harry Potter's success. Coming out of the theater, I walked back to my car behind two young boys (around 10 years old) who were lamenting how it didn't do justice to the books at all. Even the movie's target audience saw it for the trash it was. Though, I do admit I laughed out loud when the main character started blowing up cars and screaming in his frustration. Oh gods, the teen angst!
In the same vein of movie, I would like to nominate Eragon as one of the worst movies ever made.
Napoleon Dynamitewas so pointless and dull, I can't understand why it was so popular.YES! I can't agree with you more. That was such a god-awful movie.
Epic Movie blew pretty bad. The funniest bits of the movie are all in the trailer.
I hated The Number 23. The ending just topped off the pile of shit that was the rest of the movie.
That's all I can think of off the top of my head, but I know there's more.
I think your just saying most of those to be controversial. How areMystic River & Million Dollar Babythe "worst movies ever", regardless of your personal opinion? They're both extremely well-made in a technical sense at the very least and both have coherent, cohesive plots and characters.I'm not saying they didn't have high production value. I thought that the plots of both of those movies seemed incredibly patched together to get to a very specific end, and both of them felt very manipulating for their own reasons. I'd rather see a movie with lower production value but with a better developed plot. As for the "controversy," I do admit to being more vocal about my dislike of these movies because so many people (friends, critics, etc.) liked them when I found so much fault with them.
Oh, and I likeDancer In The Darkbut I love Bjork's music and Lars Von Trier and how much you'll enjoy the film largely depends on those factors.A lot of my friends liked this movie as well, but the plot required too much suspension of disbelief from me (regarding the main character's actions). I like Bjork's music well enough, but I am unfamiliar with Lars von Trier's movies, save this one.
While certainly not the worst movie ever, I must say that the biggest let down in movie history for me was Star Wars: Episode One. The way I felt in the theatre at the end of that movie will stay with me forever. I was like "OMG, I think I hated that, but it was Star Wars how the hell can I hate it...there's something wrong with me".
It's not released yet, but I predict that this movie will blow. Hard.
Goddamn you Hollywood, I want my childhood back. Intact.
WHAT IS IT WITH THAT FONT!? Has Hollywood run out of fonts to choose from? From now on any movie I see which has words in that red font on the poster/box gets a whole point less once I graded it on a scale of one to ten.
Yeah, gosh! Idiots!! Your just jealous of someone sitting online chatting with babes all day.
Where do you live? I'm going to bring my bo staff and secret ninja skills learned from the government...
I'm sorry, but I really did not see the point of the movie. I didn't find any part of it funny, and there was barely a plot. I suppose if I had to shadow an unpopular dorky high school kid for a few days, it might be something like that... but I'm sure the unpopular dorky high school kid would have something about him that would be somewhat interesting. I learned nothing from Napoleon Dynamite, I was not entertained, and I walked away wishing that I had not wasted my money.
Oh, I just thought of another movie that was terrible. Or rather, a series of movies. The Land Before Time. Or at least, every movie after the first one. Just... whose idea was it to make the movies all bright and sunshiny and full of musical numbers?
Any Disney sequel that wasn't released in theaters or wasn't an Aladdin sequel.
Aladdin 3 was alright, but 2 bored me to death.
I think I'm the only person who likes Aladdin 2.
I also liked it. I think it was because it was Jafar's last hurrah. He's an awesome Disney villain, and he was even more ruthless here than in the first movie.
Personally, I didn't like Aladdin 3. Robin Williams' return was its only redeeming factor. Everything else just felt bland to me.
The firstThe Land Before Timeis one of my fondest childhood memories.
They made more than ten sequels, you know. And they're still making more.
I actually have two worst movies. The first one is that Britney Spears movie; I think it was called Cross Rodes. The second one was Glitter which had Maria Carry in it.
The funny thing is there is another movie called Crossroads which is about a kid playing the blues. Here's the IMDB entry, which is why I'm editing this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090888/
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What's sad is I always explain my disdain for that movie, but every once in a while, I watch it again....I'm sick, there's something wrong with me.
Oh, and I like Dancer In The Dark but I love Bjork's music and Lars Von Trier and how much you'll enjoy the film largely depends on those factors.
[ranting about The Dark Is Rising]
It's sad that that movie sucks as much as it apparently does, since the book series was pretty good young adult stuff. I really loved those books growing up.
The Wickerman (that is, the remake) was so bad it's a comedy.
Napoleon Dynamite was so pointless and dull, I can't understand why it was so popular.
In the same vein of movie, I would like to nominate Eragon as one of the worst movies ever made.
Epic Movie blew pretty bad. The funniest bits of the movie are all in the trailer.
I hated The Number 23. The ending just topped off the pile of shit that was the rest of the movie.
That's all I can think of off the top of my head, but I know there's more.
Oh, and I likeDancer In The Darkbut I love Bjork's music and Lars Von Trier and how much you'll enjoy the film largely depends on those factors.A lot of my friends liked this movie as well, but the plot required too much suspension of disbelief from me (regarding the main character's actions). I like Bjork's music well enough, but I am unfamiliar with Lars von Trier's movies, save this one.
Yeah, gosh! Idiots!! Your just jealous of someone sitting online chatting with babes all day.
Where do you live? I'm going to bring my bo staff and secret ninja skills learned from the government...
Goddamn you Hollywood, I want my childhood back. Intact.
Oh, I just thought of another movie that was terrible. Or rather, a series of movies. The Land Before Time. Or at least, every movie after the first one. Just... whose idea was it to make the movies all bright and sunshiny and full of musical numbers?
The rest can die in a fire mass extinction event.
But yeah, I loved those movies as a kid. I stopped watching them after number five, though.
Personally, I didn't like Aladdin 3. Robin Williams' return was its only redeeming factor. Everything else just felt bland to me. The Land Before Time movies cancelled.