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  • This discussion is more serious and confusing than I expected.
  • EDIT: That's Cogswell Pepperbox, of course. Holy shit, the actual pepperbox is awesome!
    It is, Cogswell Pepperbox is also awesome if you ask me. Have an Apache.
    Just lay off because I've going through a lot of rough patches right now, I have more than enough troubles to worry about, and I'm not going to take any snarky comments or any other related hassles right now.
    I'm a teenaged snowflake, woe is me. Nothing will stop you from exploding or care whether you do other than yourself. While your at it, try to achieve Churba's level in vulgarity.
  • Have anApache.
    Wait a minute, is this thing a knife, gun, and brass knuckles all in one? I never conceived such a device could exist.
  • Wait a minute, is this thing a knife, gun, and brass knuckles all in one? I never conceived such a device could exist.
    Yes, the one thing good out of France is the crazy sweet revolver their gang Les Apaches came up with. Sadly it sucks at shooting, stabbing and punching.
  • Sadly it sucks at shooting, stabbing and punching.
    Also sucks at Not randomly discharging when folded, folding, and even while in use in the miraculous event that you manage to actually used the thing without shooting or stabbing yourself, or, of course, having someone else help you out in these tasks.
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    If you have to take the poison pill that is the Holiday Special, you should also take the antidote at the same time.
  • Also sucks at Not randomly discharging when folded
    They found a solution to this though. Take out one bullet.

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  • I have very little knowledge of firearms, but wouldn't the lack of a barrel make that thing essentially useless unless you're in melee range anyway?
  • You know Nine, there is a little concept you should grasp called "the line", and in this instance you've crossed so far from the line that it is barely visible. Of course I shouldn't be surprised since boundaries and lines have no meaning, usefulness, or worth to you.
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    I have very little knowledge of firearms, but wouldn't the lack of a barrel make that thing essentially useless unless you're in melee range anyway?
    Yes, however, you'd still have the capability to fire a round at close range, and that's an EXCELLENT deterrent in any situation. Even a pistol with no barrel is a one-hit kill.
    You know Nine, there is a little concept you should grasp called "the line", and in this instance you've crossed so far from the line that it is barely visible. Of course I shouldn't be surprised since boundaries and lines have no meaning, usefulness, or worth to you.
    Dude, he explained how Les Apaches avoided misfires, and then posted a pertinent motivational. Regardless, even if he did "cross a line," he's Nine. He has the Mandate from Heaven to call your mother a whore, tell you that you just need to flash your BIOS, and call you an idiot American in one breath. So, who the fuck made you the FRCF etiquette police? Get out of your ivory tower.

    By the way, the other day I wrote that I "like my women like I like my coffee: bound in burlap sacks inside airtight containers." You want to chastise me too? If so, here's my hands, commodore! Bind me to the mast and give me the lashes.
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  • edited October 2009
    I have very little knowledge of firearms, but wouldn't the lack of a barrel make that thing essentially useless unless you're in melee range anyway?
    Yes.
    You know Nine, there is a little concept you should grasp called "the line", and in this instance you've crossed so far from the line that it is barely visible. Of course I shouldn't be surprised since boundaries and lines have no meaning, usefulness, or worth to you.
    Except, he's right(The Les Apaches tended to leave one chamber empty, so it wouldn't discharge when you didn't want it to), and it wasn't insulting in the slightest. Also, I thought the demotivator was pretty funny.
    Yes, however, you'd still have the capability to fire a round at close range, and that's an EXCELLENT deterrent in a situation. Even a pistol with no barrel is a one-hit kill.
    This is probably pretty accurate, considering you'd have to have already stabbed the bastard with it to reliably hit anything.
    He has the Mandate from Heaven to call your mother a whore, tell you that you just need to flash your BIOS, and call you an idiot American in one breath.
    To be fair, though, he has to take a larger than average breath to do this.
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  • By the way, the other day I wrote that I "like my women like I like my coffee: bound in burlap sacks inside airtight containers." You want to chastise me too? If so, here's my hands, commodore! Bind me to the mast and give me the lashes.
    I wasn't talking about that regarding the rules of the forums, the rules have no bearing on my comment. I'm talking from a purely personal perspective.
  • I wasn't talking about that regarding the rules of the forums, the rules have no bearing on my comment. I'm talking from a purely personal perspective.
    I still fail to see how that was remotely offensive or "crossed a line," even from your perspective.
  • You know Nine, there is a little concept you should grasp called "the line", and in this instance you've crossed so far from the line that it is barely visible. Of course I shouldn't be surprised since boundaries and lines have no meaning, usefulness, or worth to you.
    Dude, he explained how Les Apaches avoided misfires, and then posted a pertinent motivational. Regardless, even if he did "cross a line," he's Nine. He has the Mandate from Heaven to call your mother a whore and tell you that you just need to flash your BIOS, you idiot American. So, who the fuck made you the FRCF etiquette police? Get out of your ivory tower.

    By the way, the other day I wrote that I "like my women like I like my coffee: bound in burlap sacks inside airtight containers." You want to chastise me too? If so, here's my hands, commodore! Bind me to the mast and give me the lashes.
    I think Yupa is referring to this comment by Nine:
    Posted By: YupaJust lay off becauseI've goingthrough a lot of rough patches right now, I have more than enough troubles to worry about, and I'm not going to take any snarky comments or any other related hassles right now.
    I'm a teenaged snowflake, woe is me. Nothing will stop you from exploding or care whether you do other than yourself. While your at it, try to achieve Churba's level in vulgarity.Honestly, though, if that's "crossing the line", then that line is getting pretty worn around here from all the times it's been crossed.
  • I wasn't talking about that regarding the rules of the forums, the rules have no bearing on my comment. I'm talking from a purely personal perspective.
    I still fail to see how that was remotely offensive or "crossed a line," even from your perspective.
    I think it's just in the line that joking about suicide is very dark. Especially for those of us who know people who are/were suicidal, or know people who we're afraid could be suicidal. I guess it's just a difference in opinion: For some people, everything can be mocked, but for others there are lines.
  • I wasn't talking about that regarding the rules of the forums, the rules have no bearing on my comment. I'm talking from a purely personal perspective.
    I still fail to see how that was remotely offensive or "crossed a line," even from your perspective.
    You know what, let's just drop this whole thing because I don't care anymore nor is it worth talking about as there are far more interesting things to talk about other than my laments about my standing in life.
  • Honestly, though, if that's "crossing the line", then that line is getting pretty worn around here from all the times it's been crossed.
    I'd like to think I'm stomping on the line in a desperate act to get people to care less about words and more about messages. Also, you're not the person I wanted to have pointing out the intentional same error. That was for Yupa.

    @WindUpBird, Churba, I love you two. Hilarious posts resulting from mixing up some strings in this thread.
    To be fair, though, he has to take a larger than average breath to do this.
    Not really. The only time when I really need to take a larger than average breath is when my ass-cheeks have dropped through my pant-legs due to laughter. Saying "Flash your BIOS, you idiotic American whore-son." is not that hard...
    I have very little knowledge of firearms, but wouldn't the lack of a barrel make that thing essentially useless unless you're in melee range anyway?
    The entire goal was to have a gun that could be concealed easily. People didn't wear bulletproof vests at the end of the 19th century either so it was a great deterrent. Also, it meant you brought a gun to a knife fight. Regardless of how inaccurate it is, it's still a lead shooting gun.
  • For my money the worst giant monster movie of all time is The Giant Claw. Mostly because of its terrible special effects.
    Here's a link with pictures of the titular monster. You will never complain about bad special effects ever again.
  • I don't think I mentioned the Garbage Pail kids. Oh god. That IS the worst I have seen. I would rather watch Freddy Got Fingered, Earth Girls are Easy, The non MST3K Plan 9 From Outer Space and all of the ____ Movies on repeat then that! God!

    I'll let him explain.
  • Twilight: All of them. That is all.
  • I don't think I mentioned the Garbage Pail kids. Oh god. That IS the worst I have seen. I would rather watch Freddy Got Fingered, Earth Girls are Easy, The non MST3K Plan 9 From Outer Space and all of the ____ Movies on repeat then that! God!

    I'll let him explain.
    It looks like a battleship!
  • Me and my friends do a bad movie night sometimes and I won the night with the most confusing horrible looking film I found.

    Trash Humpers by Harmony Korine.

    It's shot on shitteo and follows the tale of a "loser-gang cult-freak collective" in their lives of humping things, masturbation trees and doing other crazy acts. This won a DOX Award. A prestigious award. ...Maybe I don't get art film, but damn. Why! This was horrible!

    My XBOX stopped working as we were watching it and we claim that the movie killed it. It worked again when we put on another movie. Everyone thinks we should burn it due to it looking like a cursed film that will give us 7 days.

    Trailer? (NSFW)

    Trailer.

    Also, a good review on it that introduced me to this...unfortunately.

  • Well, I probably won't watch it, but I'd love to hear Dave and Joel talk about it.
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    This chart is confused. Plan 9 is so boring that you'll want to stick a screw driver in your ear just to see if you can still feel. The Star Wars Holiday Special is fun for the whole family.
  • edited May 2012
    Trash Humpers by Harmony Korine.
    I have a new fetish, and a new way to torture TheWhaleShark. RAW MILK HUMPERS!!1!
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  • IT'S SO UNSANITARY!
  • I'm not really sure why people are saying the names of movies other than Pocket Ninjas.





    Yes, there is a three minute scene of the villains luring a woman down the street by using a coupon on a fishhook.
  • Pocket Ninjas... is that a racist term?
  • Pocket Ninjas... is that a racist term?
    Expert Japanese martial artists or not, Midgets are not a Race.

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