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Worst movies ever made.

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  • The funny thing is there is another movie called Crossroads which is about a kid playing the blues. Here's the IMDB entry, which is why I'm editing thishttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090888/
    I've seen that movie. It rules.
  • The Super Mario Bros. movie was the worst I ever seen. My friends and I watched it on a whim in anime club and MST3K'd it to hell.

    As I'm typing I'm watching a horrible movie called Earth Girls are Easy. This is supremely 80's. Gag me with a spoon. To the max. Totally. I'm just bored at home and when the TV alarm came on this was on.

    I have to third or forth Freedy got Fingered although as a 14 or 15 yr old I LOL'd hard. As a 22 yr old....WTF! Eww. I still remember all the words from the Zebra in America animation. I don't know why.

    ALthough I think this movie is greatness but it also might be seen as bad. The Last Dragon. Bruce Leeroy! Shogun of Harlem!
  • Last night my friend and I watched a movie that could easily be considered the worst.

    The Conqueror with John Wayne playing (drumroll) Genghis Khan!

    Do I need to give another reason why it is terrible?
  • As I'm typing I'm watching a horrible movie called Earth Girls are Easy.
    I loved the hell out of that movie way back when.
  • As I'm typing I'm watching a horrible movie called Earth Girls are Easy.
    Doesn't that movie get referenced in Tank! ?
  • The funny thing is there is another movie called Crossroads which is about a kid playing the blues. Here's the IMDB entry, which is why I'm editing thishttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090888/
    I've seen that movie. It rules.
    Wow It's too bad that is has the same name. That movie actually looks pretty good. Hell, I'm pretty movie starved so I just might go and watch it sometime.
  • As I'm typing I'm watching a horrible movie called Earth Girls are Easy.
    Doesn't that movie get referenced in Tank! ?You're thinking of Ask DNA. Tank! doesn't really have any lyrics to speak of.
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    edited December 2007
    You're thinking of Ask DNA. Tank! doesn't really have any lyrics to speak of.
    Oh yes! I wasn't too sure about the song when I read my post again, but since I couldn't come up with the proper name. I just left Tank! sitting there. Thanks Dave. *starts Cowboy Bebop OST*

    "Ask yourself, ask your mom, ask DNA"~*continues singing*
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  • Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"

    I loved The Last Dragon! I played it in the video store I used to work at, an I got so many comments. Somebody let me know that Vanity is now a gospel singer, and that Julius Carry (Sho'nuff) was bowler from the show The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
  • My friends told me I was that annoying chick who made the music videos in that movie...Argh. I love Last Dragon too but...I know it's bad...but its so good!
  • That is Vanity, one of Princes former protégés. She is now a hardcore christian gospel singer.
  • edited December 2007
    PREPARE FOR BEAUTY AND WARRIOR!

    as a friend put it, Afganistanimation! If only this horrible AMV did justice to just how terribly bad this movie is. I've seen this far too many times drunk.
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  • edited December 2007
    That is Vanity, one of Princes former protégés. She is now a hardcore christian gospel singer.
    Not her. The crazy dressing white chick with the weird voice.
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  • edited December 2007
    My top five worst things I've ever endured (any of which make Clifford look like an Seasame Street in comparison):

    1. A Zed & Two Noughts
    2. The Last Of England
    3. The Postman (tie) Druids
    4. Dungeons & Dragons
    5. Warriors Of Virtue
    Post edited by Rym on
  • ...oh...her...Your friends are mean :-)
  • You guys are forgetting one important failure. Howard the Duck.

    Good Fucking God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the shittiest movie I ever saw in my entire life. An hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back.
  • Scary Movie 3-4, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans.
    Even the previews for these movies looked terribly painful and made me want to claw my own eyes out. They are an abomination upon the face of the parody genre and should never be watched by anyone. Anyone who owns these movies should be dragged out into the street and shot. I cannot possibly fathom how anyone can like them and the creators need to die in a fire.
  • I agree with you there. Those movies do tend to weaken the credibility of the genre. Scary Movie 2 was okay, but mostly because of Chris Eliot. If you edited out his stuff, then that movie would be just as bad as 3 and 4.
  • Gymkata, look it up and just laugh!
  • Gymkata, look it up and just laugh!
    But Gymkata is the "Greatest Movie EVER!"
  • Casino Royale.

    You heard me, the last Bond movie was a movie that took everything I loved about James Bond and brutally bashed it with the boredom 2x4 after some 30 minutes into the film.
    The villain trail pissed me off, the conclusion was a gigantic "fuck you for watching" and as a year zero look at Bond, it just rubs me up the wrong way. If I wanted to bored by a traditional card game movie, I could watch that god awful majong anime RnS were talking about.
  • Even if you disliked Casino Royale, there are much worse films.
  • You heard me, the last Bond movie was a movie that took everything I loved about James Bond and brutally bashed it with the boredom 2x4 after some 30 minutes into the film.
    Actually, that was my second-favourite bond film ever. I hated every single one with Pierce: they were just cliched, awful, campy, predictable tripe. The new movie was much closer to the novels which, in my opinion, have always outshone the movies.
  • I enjoyed Casino Royale as well and I have never been a big Bond fan.
  • Are you talking about the one with David Niven and Woody Allen?
  • edited February 2008
    I'm pretty sure he's not, but that one is MUCH worse than the new one. (Although it is still an ok movie)
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  • Actually, that was my second-favourite bond film ever. I hated every single one with Pierce: they were just cliched, awful, campy, predictable tripe. The new movie was much closer to the novels which, in my opinion, have always outshone the movies.
    Well then, what's your favorite?
  • Casino Royale.

    You heard me, the last Bond movie was a movie that took everything I loved about James Bond and brutally bashed it with the boredom 2x4 after some 30 minutes into the film.
    The villain trail pissed me off, the conclusion was a gigantic "fuck you for watching" and as a year zero look at Bond, it just rubs me up the wrong way. If I wanted to bored by a traditional card game movie, I could watch that god awful majong anime RnS were talking about.
    You are insane, it's the film that has saved the Bond franchise from the rubbish it had became since Goldeneye (the last decent Bond film)
    Bond is closer to the Bond in the books than he has ever been, in there was only two things wrong with the film, one was the product placement was too in your face but thats something you have to live with these days and the second thing was the poker, it should have been Baccarat god dam it.
  • Well then, what's your favorite?
    I'm guessing it's Moonraker.
  • I'm guessing it's Moonraker.
    Moonraker is awesome, but it's only #5. Here are the top 5 Bond movies.

    5. Moonraker
    4. Live and Let Die
    3. Goldfinger
    2. The Man with the Golden Gun
    1. Thunderball
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