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The Rules of Hungry Joe

ChurbaChurba
edited February 2009 in Flamewars
Rule 1 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have soap. We washed ourselves with DIRT! AND WE LIKED IT.
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  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 2- Back in mah day, long before the war, we didn't even have any straws to grasp!
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  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 3 - Back in mah day, long before the war, we could catch ten pokemans!
  • ......
    Rule 4 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, AM NAM NAM NAM!
  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 5 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't believe in god! We invited him over for black coffee!
  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    edited February 2009
    Rule 6- Back in Mah day, long before the war, we drank sand, ate gravel, and worked all day in the rock factory. Every night it rained sharp sticks. AND WE LIKED IT.
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  • ......
    edited February 2009
    Rule 7 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we drank our coffee blacker than our hearts! AND WE LIKED IT!
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  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 8- Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't drink any milk, the cows produced GRAVEL! AND WE LIKED IT!
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  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 9 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't eat fish! We ate Ichthyosaurus! AND WE LIKED IT.
  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    edited February 2009
    Rule 10 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, Steve didn't grasp at straws, he INVENTED them.
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  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 12 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have Eleven! AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT!
  • WalkerWalker
    edited February 2009
    Rule 13 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have the The Three Stooges. We had only one Stooge, AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT.
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  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    Rule 14 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have children. We had BUDS.
  • ......
    Rule 15 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, the only thing we had on our laptops were our WIVES.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 16- Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have wheels, we had squares! AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT!
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  • WalkerWalker
    edited February 2009
    Rule 17 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have trilobites! We had duobites! AND WE LIKED IT!
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  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    Rule 18 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have alchohol, we had corn. AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY!
  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 19 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't Have ciggarettes! We smoked Mammoth Hair! AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT!
  • ......
    Rule 20 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have a black president, we had a RAPTOR president. AND HE WAS AN INDEPENDENT!
  • WalkerWalker
    Rule 21 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have the Prince of Nothing! We just had Nothing!
  • SailSail
    Rule 22 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have no iPods! Macintosh was the old Irish man who lived down the street!
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 23- Back in mah day, long before the war, we didn't have language, we GRUNTED at each other! AND WE URR HURR HURR!
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  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    edited February 2009
    Rule 24 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, the internet wasn't a series of tubes. It was a SINGLE tube. AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT.
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  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 24- Back in Mah day, long before the wars, our volunteer army volunteered by the press gang! AND WE WERE FORCED TO LIKE IT!
    Post edited by Linkigi(Link-ee-jee) on
  • ......
    Rule 25 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have sticks and stones. We just had STONES.
  • SailSail
    edited February 2009
    Rule 26 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have no Facebook! If you wanted to stalk somebody, you had to do it in person!
    Post edited by Sail on
  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    edited February 2009
    Rule 27 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we had two rule 24's. AND WE LIKED IT.
    Post edited by GreyHuge on
  • WalkerWalker
    Rule 28 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have pants, we had PENS. AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT!
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 29- Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have a government, we had to tax OURSELVES! AND WE LIKED IT!
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  • ChurbaChurba
    edited February 2009
    Rule 30 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have typewriters! We had midgets with cuneiform tablets! AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT!
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  • WalkerWalker
    edited February 2009
    Rule 31 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have motor vehicles, WE HAD TO CRAWL OUT OF THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP OURSELVES.
    Post edited by Walker on
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