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The Rules of Hungry Joe

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  • ......
    Rule 32 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have primordial soup. We had to BREW it ourselves. AND WE LIKED IT.
  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    Rule 33 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have Jen, we had to troll OURSELVES. AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Rule 34- Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't watch pornography, we had to stare at our cave paintings until we were aroused! AND WE LIKED IT!
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited February 2009
    Rule 35 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, That wasn't what she said! AND WE LIKED IT!
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  • ......
    edited February 2009
    Rule 36 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have a Front Row Crew. We only had ONE row. AND IT WAS IN THE BACK!
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  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    edited February 2009
    Rule 37 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have PI, we had 3. AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY.
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  • SailSail
    edited February 2009
    Rule 38 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have Republicans. We had to MAKE UP stupid arguments OURSELVES! AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT!
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  • WalkerWalker
    edited February 2009
    Rule 39 - Back in my day, long before the war, we didn't have Mega Man, we just had a MAN. AND WE LIKED HIM.
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  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 40- Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have Mathematics, we were too poor to have more than ONE of anything! AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT!
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 41- Back in Mah day, long before the wars, the princess was in another SOUP! AND WE HAD TO KIDNAP HER OURSELVES!
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  • SailSail
    Rule 42 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have vidja games. If you wanted to play with your Wii, all you needed was your right hand!
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited February 2009
    Rule 43 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have Handheld computers! The only Palm Pilots were Teenage Boys!
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  • WalkerWalker
    Rule 44 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have Natural Selection. we had to kill off the weak all by ourselves!
  • ......
    edited February 2009
    Rule 45 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have STARS, we had to draw our constellations on the VOID. AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT!
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  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Rule 46- Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have The Pirate Bay! We had to Pirate our Movies by CARRIER PIDGEON!
  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 46- Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have The Pirate Bay! We had to Pirate our Movies by CARRIER PIDGEON!
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  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 47- Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have Skype, we used CUPS and STRING! But we didn't have any string, so we just SHOUTED across the OCEAN! AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT!
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  • WalkerWalker
    edited February 2009
    Rule 48 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have Jurassic Park, we just had the park. IT WAS VERY PLEASANT.
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  • ......
    edited February 2009
    Rule 49 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have McDonalds. We had to CLOG our own arteries. AND WE DID IT BY HAND!
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  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    edited February 2009
    Rule 50 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have pages, when your tablet ran out, you were DONE.
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  • WalkerWalker
    edited February 2009
    Rule 51 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES we had to keep secrets FROM OURSELVES. AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT.
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  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 52- Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have Private Enterprise, we just had SERFDOM! AND WE LIKED IT!
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  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 53 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have toothpicks, we just used the TREE.
  • ......
    Rule 54 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't pretend to be deaf mutes. We just WERE.
  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 55 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have Cyclic redundancy checks, we just had Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have Cyclic redundancy checks, we just had Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have Cyclic redundancy checks, we just had Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have Cyclic redundancy checks, we just had
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 56- Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have Tears, we cried SAND. IT WAS VERY COMFORTABLE.
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  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    edited February 2009
    Rule 57 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have logical progressions. We just had SQUIRREL. AND WE LIKED IT.
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  • ......
    edited February 2009
    Rule 58 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have to shave. We just didn't GROW hair. AND WE WERE BALD FOR IT!
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  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    Rule 59 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have war.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Rule 60- Back in my day, long before the wars, we didn't have Gods. We just knew- when you saw lightning, shit was gonna DIE.
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