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The Rules of Hungry Joe

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  • ChurbaChurba
    edited February 2009
    Rule 61 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have Haruhi, We just pretended to be japanese schoolgirls on alternating weeks! AND WE REALLY LIKED IT THAT WAY!
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  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 62- Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have BOOKS, we just had to analyze 300-tablet works IN OUR HEADS.
    Post edited by Linkigi(Link-ee-jee) on
  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 11 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't need a Delorian to go back in time! WE JUST RAN AT 88 MILES PER HOUR!
  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 63 - Back in Mah day, Long before the war, we didn't have cut and paste! We just had paste! AND WE ATE IT!
  • WalkerWalker
    Rule 64 - Back in Mah day, Long before the wars, we didn't have sexism, women had to OPPRESS THEMSELVES. AND THEY LIKED IT.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 65- Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have Neil Gaiman, we had to PRETEND we had sexy British blokes ALL BY OURSELVES. AND WE LIKED IT.
    Post edited by Linkigi(Link-ee-jee) on
  • ......
    Rule 66 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, Satan only had 6-6. AND HE WAS BETTER FOR IT!
  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    Rule 67 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't eat. We PHOTOSYNTHESIZED.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Rule 68- Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't Count, we just started with 1 and picked random numbers from there. AND IT WAS VERY EFFICIENT.
  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    edited February 2009
    Rule 69 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, if you said you were a lesbian, it meant you were from a small island in the Mediterranean! AND THERE WAS NO CONFUSION.
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  • ChurbaChurba
    Rule 70- Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't have night. WE WERE BLIND!
  • IrascibleIrascible
    Rule 71 - Back in Mah day, long before the war we had to walk up hill, in the snow, with the rain coming in horizontal to get to the wars AND WE LIKED IT
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    Rule 72- Back in Mah day, long before the war we didn't have Counterstrike, we just had strike, AND THERE WAS VERY LOW LATENCY!.
  • Loganator456Loganator456
    I find it funny how it's only the same 5 or so people posting in this thread over and over. ^_^
  • Nine BoomerNine Boomer
    Did I miss something during the GeekChat?
  • SailSail
    Rule 73 - Back in Mah day, if you wanted to check out the forums, you had to WALK to ROME! AND THOSE WERE THE DAYS BEFORE THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE!
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    edited February 2009
    Rule 74 - Back in my day, before the big bang, we didn't.. AND WE WERE HAPPY WITH WHAT WE HAD!!

    This joke is ripe for some Najica action.
    Post edited by Omnutia on
  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    Rule 75 - Back in mah day, long before cellulose, all we had to watch was Najica and Desert Punk, AND WE WATCHED THE SERIES AND WERE HAPPY WITH IT.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Rule 11 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we didn't need a Delorian to go back in time! WE JUST RAN AT 88 MILES PER HOUR!
    We didn't need a DeLorean to go back in time because we were already there.

    Rule 76 - Back in Mah day, long before the wars, it was up to me to invent war. IT MADE EVERYONE VERY HAPPY.
  • Loganator456Loganator456
    Rule 77 - Back in mah day, we didn't have the Sun, and WE LIKED IT!!
  • AprecheApreche
    Rule 77 - Back in mah day, we didn't have the Sun, and WE LIKED IT!!
    Rule 78 - We didn't have Vitamin D either! We were deficient, and we liked it!
  • JasonJason
    Rule 79 - Back in mah day, it was often not the musket ball that killed ye, but the ensuing lead poisoning, and WE LIKED IT!
  • IrascibleIrascible
    Rule 80 - Back in mah day, we didn't have no fancy smancy flintlocks, we had FLINT and a LOCK and we fought and died with 'em, and WE LIKED IT!
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    Rule 81- Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have Music- We just had ROCK! AND IT WAS VERY HARD.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Rule 82- Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have no fancy Internet, we just had nets, AND WE LIKED IT!
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 83- Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have Physics- a rock in motion was going to stay in motion until it HIT YOU IN THE FACE.
    Post edited by Linkigi(Link-ee-jee) on
  • Loganator456Loganator456
    Rule 84- Back in mah day, long before the wars, we didn't masturbate; WE DRAINED THE DRAGON, AND WE LIKED IT!!!

    This is why you youngins' don't have them anymore.
  • La Petit MortLa Petit Mort
    Rule 85-Back in mah day, long before the war, all bands were ROCK bands, AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY!!!
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    Rule 86-Back in mah day, long before the war, there were no such things as opinions, AND WERE INDIFFERENT TO IT!
  • VigaViga
    Rule 87-Back in mah day, long before the war, people didn't sunbathe. We didn't real bathe either. AND WE DIDN'T CARE
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