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The Rules of Hungry Joe

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  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Rule 107 - Back in mah day, people were actually original with their jokes AND WE ACTUALLY LAUGHED
    Joke? What joke? I was dead serious. I remember a time when little kids knew that their place was to be seen and not heard.
    Yeah, and them's blacks, too. An' the womens. An' the orientals. And the gays.
    Not to mention the black oriental gay women.
  • sibnovasibnova
    edited February 2009
    Rule 108 - Back in mah day, black oriental gay women were the only people in the world, AND THEY LIKED IT THAT WAY.
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  • sibnovasibnova
    Rule 109 - Back in mah day, I wasn't on probation until I learnt proper grammar and spelling, AND I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Rule 110 - Back in mah day, long before the wars, I'm pretty sure I saw some black oriental gay women in one of those old style kung fu movies, AND THEIR KUNG FU WAS VERY GOOD.
  • sibnovasibnova
    edited February 2009
    Rule 111 - Back in mah day, long before the wars, black oriental gay women were the only people who could practice Kung Fu, Bruce Lee learnt from them, AND THATS WHY HE IS GOOD.
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  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    Rule 112 - Back in mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have any jokes about black oriental gay women, AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT.
  • sibnovasibnova
    Rule 113 - Back in mah day, we didn't sleep, we just napped while running from the raptors, AND NONE OF US WERE OBESE.
  • Admiral HotcakesAdmiral Hotcakes
    Back in mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have raptors. We had Graboids. AND THEY WOULD FUCK YOU UP.
  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    edited February 2009
    Rule 115 - Back in mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have pterodactyls, we had ass blasters, AND EVEN THEN THAT SOUNDED LIKE A PORNO MOVIE!
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  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Rule 112 - Back in mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have any jokes about black oriental gay women, AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT.
    Rule 116 - Back in mah day, long before the wars, we thought about black oriental gay women ALL THE TIME.
  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    Rule 117 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we could lift ten Pokemon. AND SNORLAX EFFIN OWNED US.
  • Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)Linkigi(Link-ee-jee)
    edited February 2009
    Rule 118- Back in Mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have Pokemon. Well, we did, but we called it COCKFIGHTING! AND IT WAS VERY ENJOYABLE.
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  • Loganator456Loganator456
    edited February 2009
    Rule 119- Back in mah day, long before the wars, we didn't need Pokemon to cockfight, AND WE WERE BETTER in bed FOR IT.
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  • ninjarabbininjarabbi
    Rule 120-Back in mah day, long before the wars, sauce was something you put on a steak, AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY!
  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    edited February 2009
    Rule 121 - Back in mah day, long before the wars, his power level was under 9000, AND WE STILL BROKE OUR SCOUTER.
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  • GreyHugeGreyHuge
    Rule 122 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we wrote everything in script. AND IT WAS VERY USEFUL.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Rule 122 - Back in Mah day, long before the war, we wrote everything in script. AND IT WAS VERY USEFUL.
    LOL.
  • NeitoNeito
    Rule 123 - Back in my day, long before the war, you weren't a man until you had at least three heart attacks. AND ARTERIOSCLEROSIS.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Rule 124 - Back in mah day, long before the wars, most people were literate. THAT IS ALL.
  • OmnutiaOmnutia
    Rule 125 - Rules stated by Hungry Joe may or may not be independently verified. As such, may not be wholly accurate. AND THEY'RE BETTER FOR IT!
  • misakyramisakyra
    Rule 123 - Back in my day, long before the war, you weren't a man until you had at least three heart attacks. AND ARTERIOSCLEROSIS.
    Corollary: Having children is an acceptable alternative to heart attacks.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Rule 123 - Back in my day, long before the war, you weren't a man until you had at least three heart attacks. AND ARTERIOSCLEROSIS.
    Corollary: Having children is an acceptable alternative to heart attacks.
    Lemma: Having heart attacks is more fun than having children.
  • sibnovasibnova
    edited March 2009
    Rule 126 - Back in mah day, long before the wars, there was only one black oriental gay women, and it's still alive. AND WE NOW CALL IT ROSIE O'DONNELL
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  • BronzdragonBronzdragon
    Rule 127 - Back in mah day, long before the wars, Grandfather time was still little lad time. AND HE WAS BETTER FOR IT!
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Rule 126 - Back in mah day, long before the wars, there was only one black oriental gay women, and it's still alive. AND WE NOW CALL IT ROSIE O'DONNELL
    WTF?
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    Rule 126 - Back in mah day, long before the wars, there was only one black oriental gay women, and it's still alive. AND WE NOW CALL IT ROSIE O'DONNELL
    WTF?
    Yeah, I've read this about a dozen different ways, trying to figure out what you mean and why you would think it's funny, but I don't get it. Please explain.
  • Victor FrostVictor Frost
    Back in mah day, long before the wars, if we wanted our cereal to be sparkley, we ground glass and poured it on it. AND WE WERE BETTER FOR IT!
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Rule 128: Back in mah day, long before the wars, we didn't have Kilarney. There was only one troll to feed, and we fed him so that he didn't beat us to death with his club. AND WE STILL GOT BEAT, DAMMIT!
  • lackofcheeselackofcheese
    Did you feed him red herrings?
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