EDIT: Also, every time Churba posts, I get more excited about the fact that I'll likely be living in Australia for a while, either after med school or while studying bio abroad.
I will teach you things, My young padawan, Things that will keep you alive.
Story time: I was talking with some friends in a bar once and a girl I was with mentioned that she "Harvested her own yeast for baking bread." At that point the rest of us got a little nauseated and she had to explain that it wasn't THAT kind of yeast. She collected some from different areas she's been too.
Story time: I was talking with some friends in a bar once and a girl I was with mentioned that she "Harvested her own yeast for baking bread." At that point the rest of us got a little nauseated and she had to explain that it wasn't THAT kind of yeast. She collected some from different areas she's been too.
Story time: I was talking with some friends in a bar once and a girl I was with mentioned that she "Harvested her own yeast for baking bread." At that point the rest of us got a little nauseated and she had to explain that it wasn't THAT kind of yeast. She collected some from different areas she's been too.
Really? That is my go-to raunchy joke.
That's not really raunchy so much as revolting. It's funny but definitely very high on the gross scale. It's up there with scrotal breasts and menstrual crimson.
That's not really raunchy so much as revolting. It's funny but definitely very high on the gross scale. It's up there with scrotal breasts and menstrual crimson.Fuck that book.
That's not really raunchy so much as revolting. It's funny but definitely very high on the gross scale. It's up there with scrotal breasts and menstrual crimson.Fuck that book.
I revoke your metal status. Wuss.
Yeast infections are most definitely not metal, and I'm sure many women will agree. Demons and shit are fine, but yeast infections? Ick.
@ Pete: Yeast infections are like demons. Metal lyrics often delve into disgusting subjects. Just because this one crosses your ick line doesn't mean it isn't metal. You simply are not metal enough to handle it. I say again "Wuss." Also, Cannibal Corpse - need I say more?
@ Pete: Yeast infections are like demons. Metal lyrics often delve into disgusting subjects. Just because this one crosses your ick line doesn't mean it isn't metal. You simply are not metal enough to handle it. I say again "Wuss." Also, Cannibal Corpse - need I say more?
Go ahead and read every Cannibal Corpse lyric. They never mention yeast infections. You know why? Because yeast infections are too gross for Cannibal Corpse.
@ Pete: Yeast infections are like demons. Metal lyrics often delve into disgusting subjects. Just because this one crosses your ick line doesn't mean it isn't metal. You simply are not metal enough to handle it. I say again "Wuss." Also, Cannibal Corpse - need I say more?
Go ahead and read every Cannibal Corpse lyric. They never mention yeast infections. You know why? Because yeast infections aretoo gross for Cannibal Corpse.
They mention equally gross things. This particular subject just passes your ick line. Why does this conversation remind me of the queef v. fart South Park episode?
Ok, here is a little update. It looks like the girl have being having some sort of relationship with guy through google chat, yesterday she called him and the guy basically told her that he still had feelings for his ex-girlfriend. Suffice to say that she cried while they were on the phone and she was pretty down today. I haven't actually told her anything yet. I wanted to get to know her better first.
Ok, here is a little update. It looks like the girl have being having some sort of relationship with guy through google chat, yesterday she called him and the guy basically told her that he still had feelings for his ex-girlfriend. Suffice to say that she cried while they were on the phone and she was pretty down today. I haven't actually told her anything yet. I wanted to get to know her better first.
Ok, here is a little update. It looks like the girl have being having some sort of relationship with guy through google chat, yesterday she called him and the guy basically told her that he still had feelings for his ex-girlfriend. Suffice to say that she cried while they were on the phone and she was pretty down today. I haven't actually told her anything yet. I wanted to get to know her better first.
Just hold off for a week. Then ask her out again. If she is upset for more than a week about a google chat relationship ending, then she is crazy and you don't want her anyway.
I have no idea how you came to the conclusion that it was only a Gchat relationship.
Ok, here is a little update. It looks like the girl have being having some sort of relationship with guy through google chat, yesterday she called him and the guy basically told her that he still had feelings for his ex-girlfriend. Suffice to say that she cried while they were on the phone and she was pretty down today. I haven't actually told her anything yet. I wanted to get to know her better first.
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Fuck that book.
Also, Cannibal Corpse - need I say more?
Why does this conversation remind me of the queef v. fart South Park episode?
It looks like the girl have being having some sort of relationship with guy through google chat, yesterday she called him and the guy basically told her that he still had feelings for his ex-girlfriend. Suffice to say that she cried while they were on the phone and she was pretty down today. I haven't actually told her anything yet. I wanted to get to know her better first.
Also, it sounds like it was just google chat relationship - not a real relationship.