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  • johndisjohndis
    I like to think that there's two different levels of guys into that; the ones actually buying the dolls and making the vids, and then the even weirder group who just watches the videos/pics and wishes they could do that but they can't afford the dolls and dont have cameras.
  • RymRym
    edited October 2013
    So...

    Is it that it's dolls that they're interested in? Or do they pretend that the dolls are tiny people?

    Or do they pretend that the dolls are people turned into tiny dolls?
    Post edited by Rym on
  • muppetmuppet
    I've never really held one of those figurines, but I imagine that they're hard plastic, right? Or resin?

    Penises are soft tissue and filled with nerves. That can't possibly be comfortable in close contact, as in some of those examples... ugh.
  • GregGreg
    That poor Asuka. The other ones at least look sexual (to some degree). That Asuka was just being adorable and cartoony, when they went and did that...
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    why does this exist?
    1) Japan
    2) The Internet

  • johndisjohndis
    Oh please, what do you guys cum on thats so much better?? "OOh I'm so much better than these freaks cause I shoot my wad on a pile of tissues or yesterdays newspaper" or whatever. Some friggin people will find anything to judge other people on.
  • muppetmuppet
    Oh god newspaper? Ugh.
  • RymRym
    Some of that has to be hot glue. It HAS to be.
  • muppetmuppet
    Don't click this link, ever:

    http://www.reddit.com/r/cummingonfigurines/comments/1jgb5t/a_meetup_next_year/

    HOOOAARRRGGGHHHH...
  • johndisjohndis
    edited October 2013
    Don't click this link, ever:

    http://www.reddit.com/r/cummingonfigurines/comments/1jgb5t/a_meetup_next_year/

    HOOOAARRRGGGHHHH...
    the world is a vampire...
    image
    Post edited by johndis on
  • muppetmuppet
    So.. I really don't get those. Presumably, these guys lack some sort of social skills, or otherwise need a synthetic mate because they can't handle or don't desire the real live interaction of a breathing person... so... why have meetings?
  • muppetmuppet
    edited October 2013
    Also, what if you're trying to set up your money shot so that you can share your pride of craftsmanship and accomplishment on reddit, and then your aim is a bit off? Do you just call it a day and better luck next time, or do you make careful, manual adjustments?
    Post edited by muppet on
  • johndisjohndis
    1) Japan
    2) The Internet

    Oh also I just want to point out that American males do this w/ comparable frequency on printed out pictures of American pop/movie stars.
  • muppetmuppet
    john, I feel as though you're trying to tell us something...
  • SailSail
    Ok sure, it's deviant, but it's not hurting anyone so who caresss
  • GregGreg
    Pretty sure they're hurting that Asuka.

    And on a related note (NSFW/C)
  • PeguPegu
    Something you wanna tell us Greg?
  • GregGreg
    Fuck you this is the WTF thread.
  • ColdguyColdguy
    Greg said:

    Fuck you this is the WTF thread.

    It's not like the title gives you a warning or anything...

  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    Rym said:

    Some of that has to be hot glue. It HAS to be.

    Dish soap is also possible.

    Or lots and lots of sexual frustration.

  • SailSail
    I've heard Cetaphil is often used for fake cum.
  • GregGreg
    Dare I ask, under what circumstances do you need fake cum?
  • PeguPegu
    Bad porn
  • GeoGeo
    Greg said:

    Dare I ask, under what circumstances do you need fake cum?

    Porn films.
  • ColdguyColdguy
    Geo said:

    Greg said:

    Dare I ask, under what circumstances do you need fake cum?

    Porn films.
    Or Blackmail.
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited October 2013
    Greg said:

    Dare I ask, under what circumstances do you need fake cum?

    Every second Friday and twice on Sundays.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • Josh BytesJosh Bytes
    I've been avoiding this thread for years. Today was the wrong day to see what is up with this thread...
  • BronzdragonBronzdragon
    By far the easiest way of making fake cum is water + flower. Boil it in a sauce pan.

    Don't ask me how I know this.
  • sK0pesK0pe
    NSA has access to Google data centres?
  • MATATATMATATAT
    edited October 2013
    Bronzdragon said:

    By far the easiest way of making fake cum is water + flower. Boil it in a sauce pan.

    Don't ask me how I know this.

    ... how do you know this?
    Post edited by MATATAT on
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