Cremlian. Your friend is infected with a possibly irreversible meme. I suggest pummelepethy, and, failing that, quarantine.
Fortunately that was said by some random poster on his facebook (however every day he adds more of these crazies to his facebook, getting a bigger and bigger echo chamber). However, wow, talk about taking subjective reality to a crazy place... My Paradigm of reality I believe needs to deliver some pummelepthy...
Also, what the fuck kind of question is that? "Should evolution be taught in schools?" Well of fucking course it should be taught in schools, it's fucking science you twunts. You should fucking teach everything in school. Everything. Period. Full fucking stop.
I wouldn't have any problem with Miss USA and its ilk if they judged solely on sex appeal and left it at that. Maybe the whole contest is a way to troll dumb-blonde stereotypes by making them look likeshowing the world that they are probably not worth the oxygen they consume.
So, I found myself at the trainstation, waiting for the train, and I hear over the speakers that the train will be leaving from a different platform. Everyone gets on the escalator, and so do I, but behind me, people wanna walk to speed along, all good. In front of me, an old guy (and lady) are standing there with those wheely bags, taking up 2 spaces and standing still. So I gently tap him on the shoulder and ask him "Excuse me sir, may we pass?". He looks at me, fire in his eyes and tells me "Just jump" and turns back. Then, split second latter he looks back and adds "If you fucking jump, I'll tear your balls off".
later on, I passed him in the train, but he was too busy being friendly with people from who he needed help to notice me.
So I gently tap him on the shoulder and ask him "Excuse me sir, may we pass?". He looks at me, fire in his eyes and tells me "Just jump" and turns back. Then, split second latter he looks back and adds "If you fucking jump, I'll tear your balls off".
The thing is, what he said made no sense, there was nowhere to jump TO. It was weird. I did consider when I met him again to ask if I could pass again, but.... Yeah, not worth it.
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Edit: Also, the phrase "I personally believe..." is redundant. You can't believe something without believing it personally.
She does well in this version, too. :P
Also, what the fuck kind of question is that? "Should evolution be taught in schools?" Well of fucking course it should be taught in schools, it's fucking science you twunts. You should fucking teach everything in school. Everything. Period. Full fucking stop.
Oh my god I fucking hate people.
I wouldn't have any problem with Miss USA and its ilk if they judged solely on sex appeal and left it at that. Maybe the whole contest is a way to troll dumb-blonde stereotypes by making them look like showing the world that they are probably not worth the oxygen they consume.
later on, I passed him in the train, but he was too busy being friendly with people from who he needed help to notice me.
Now I have a reason to go buy that shit.
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>oh that's nea-
>Mr. T and Link walk by
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I just...
I don't...
WHAT?
Edit: Fix'd