That's not a spaceship. That's a time machine that just happens to go into space. It's like skimming across a lake with a snowmobile: technically, it can be done, but that's not what it's for.
That's a time machine that just happens to go into space. It's like skimming across a lake with a snowmobile: technically it can be done, but that's not what it's for.
If your technicalities cause me to lose I will be pissed.
Holy poop, these are some good spaceships. It's gonna be a tough competition. I have yet to cry though.
Why exactly do you want a sad story? Why not the coolest story you've ever heard, or funniest?
Holy poop, these are some good spaceships. It's gonna be a tough competition. I have yet to cry though.
You want a sad story? Consider this then. There is no chance that you will ever during your lifetime, or in time after that, fly among stars with a spaceship glorious as in these pictures. Or in any spaceship at all.
Consider this then. We are actually already on a pretty awesome spaceship hurtling at a ridiculous speed comfortably spinning around a star also hurtling around at a ridiculous speed, in a galaxy spinning around at a ridiculous speed. And all you have to do is chill and relax on this soft warm ball of water with all your friends till you die.
...you don't get the prize though. The most awesome spaceship prize goes to...
OMNUTIA!
...and you guys really suck at sad stories. Not even losing a pet that stayed with you throughout your most difficult portion of life? Geeze. However, Apsup did manage to encapsulate my greatest sadness.
So Omnutia, Apsup, either friend SquadronROE on Steam or shoot me a message with your Steam names so I can shoot you a copy. Or if we're already friends just remind me of it.
That's not a spaceship. That's a time machine that just happens to go into space. It's like skimming across a lake with a snowmobile: technically, it can be done, but that's not what it's for.
Not true. The TARDIS is specifically meant to travel through both time and space, and it would be significantly less useful if it was only a time machine.
I hate money, and I love people playing good games, and college kids like you guys (some of you at least) can't afford these things. I will buy you, somehow, a copy of FTL: Faster Than Light. Here's the contest:
Tell me (via words, drawing, image, whatever) of the most epic starship adventure ever.
Alternatively, describe (via the above mediums) the most epic adventure you have ever been on. Bonus points for losing a limb or digits at some point. Or cool scars.
The most best adventure story/drawing/interpretive dance, as judged by me (and possibly Rym and Scott if they want to help) will win FTL. Second prize will be a random Steam game of my choosing (MYSTERY).
Entries must be submitted by Sunday morning, whenever I wake up and meander to a computer.
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I loved these game when they were new: sort of a 4x RTS with elements of WC3.
I have 2 copies of To The Moon to gift to some people on Steam. The rules of the gift are as follows:
1) Whoever furnishes the forum with the saddest real-life story wins one copy.
2) Whoever can find the most awesome picture of a spaceship ever wins the other copy.
C'mon, forums. Let's do this (and by this I mean boundless sobbing).
If this doesn't work I'll go to 4chan. Bound to come up with something there.
Sadly I bet it costs way way more.
It is pretty hard to find something to top the previous ones.
HOLY SHIT I FIGURED IT OUT! Do I win?
...you don't get the prize though. The most awesome spaceship prize goes to...
OMNUTIA!
...and you guys really suck at sad stories. Not even losing a pet that stayed with you throughout your most difficult portion of life? Geeze. However, Apsup did manage to encapsulate my greatest sadness.
So Omnutia, Apsup, either friend SquadronROE on Steam or shoot me a message with your Steam names so I can shoot you a copy. Or if we're already friends just remind me of it.
If you're still having problems, hopefully this helps:
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I hate money, and I love people playing good games, and college kids like you guys (some of you at least) can't afford these things. I will buy you, somehow, a copy of FTL: Faster Than Light. Here's the contest:
Tell me (via words, drawing, image, whatever) of the most epic starship adventure ever.
Alternatively, describe (via the above mediums) the most epic adventure you have ever been on. Bonus points for losing a limb or digits at some point. Or cool scars.
The most best adventure story/drawing/interpretive dance, as judged by me (and possibly Rym and Scott if they want to help) will win FTL. Second prize will be a random Steam game of my choosing (MYSTERY).
Entries must be submitted by Sunday morning, whenever I wake up and meander to a computer.