Anrild's first DeviantArt hater used "spoind" as though it was a curse-word in a comment.
That was fantastic. We're going to try to use that as much as humanly possible. It's a ridiculous word and should be treated as such. Also I had no idea "spond" was a word. That still sounds way too silly to be taken seriously as an insult.
Twice today callers have gotten through to my desk in the newsroom to pitch me "a news story" about how Jebus was crucified and the government and hospitals are complicit in the death of Our Lord and Savior, and how only the Son of the Lamb of the Word of GOD can save my soul.
Which is good, because I had some frustration I wanted to take out on some fuckheads, and these idiots have been like lambs to my slaughterhouse.
Did you tell them that the media was complicit too, and when the editors were offered sausages made from his sacred blood, the orgiastic feeding frenzy within the newsroom opened a portal to innumerable profane defilements and obscene orgasmic pleasures?
Went to the doctor today, to get a second booster. And guess what? Yep, another one. Seriously, what the fuck, possums. (image) Upon reflection, What the fuck possums sounds like a frustrated Dame Edna.
D-Wars Dragon Wars. Take Power Rangers, Star Wars episode 1, giant lizards, 1500's Korea, magic, re-incarnation, sacrifice, seizures, and a flashback in a flashback in a flashback, put it into the first 30 minutes of a movie + Rifftrax = WORST/funniest thing ever. Don't watch this...
D-Wars Dragon Wars. Take Power Rangers, Star Wars episode 1, giant lizards, 1500's Korea, magic, re-incarnation, sacrifice, seizures, and a flashback in a flashback in a flashback, put it into the first 30 minutes of a movie + Rifftrax = WORST/funniest thing ever. Don't watch this...
My favorite part of the movie, is when the CIA guys have them trapped, coming to the conclusion. "We can stop this destruction if we kill you both now!" And one shooters the other. He then goes. "Go off and run, far away!" And then the couple gets caught in THREE MINUTES.
My life has become a surrealistic movie over the past day or so. I feel like I'm losing grasp on what is real and what is a dream. Mostly, I believe this is because my dreams are becoming so realistic and escapist, and my past several weeks have been absolutely average. Each day seems to roll into the next until the entire week becomes a massive lump.
Went to the doctor today, to get a second booster. And guess what? Yep, another one. Seriously, what the fuck, possums. (image) Upon reflection, What the fuck possums sounds like a frustrated Dame Edna.
Are you getting the shot, or was the possum?
I was. Getting my HPV and Whooping Cough boosters. I really, really hate needles, but that's the downside of advocating vaccines - I can't chicken out on getting mine, too. The possum gets released into a state wildlife area.
Went to the doctor today, to get a second booster. And guess what? Yep, another one. Seriously, what the fuck, possums. (image) Upon reflection, What the fuck possums sounds like a frustrated Dame Edna.
Are you getting the shot, or was the possum?
I was. Getting my HPV and Whooping Cough boosters. I really, really hate needles, but that's the downside of advocating vaccines - I can't chicken out on getting mine, too. The possum gets released into a state wildlife area.
D-Wars Dragon Wars. Take Power Rangers, Star Wars episode 1, giant lizards, 1500's Korea, magic, re-incarnation, sacrifice, seizures, and a flashback in a flashback in a flashback, put it into the first 30 minutes of a movie + Rifftrax = WORST/funniest thing ever. Don't watch this...
My favorite part of the movie, is when the CIA guys have them trapped, coming to the conclusion. "We can stop this destruction if we kill you both now!" And one shooters the other. He then goes. "Go off and run, far away!" And then the couple gets caught in THREE MINUTES.
The 15 minutes where it was just dragons fighting the army was actually quite fun. The whole movie should have just been that, without bothering with any pretenses of plot.
I was. Getting my HPV and Whooping Cough boosters. I really, really hate needles, but that's the downside of advocating vaccines - I can't chicken out on getting mine, too. The possum gets released into a state wildlife area.
Oh, I see, you got it out of the ceiling of the doctor's office again. I hate needles a lot, too. They make me faint. I still get my shots like a good girl, though, because I know that however bad shots make me feel, tetanus would make me feel a lot worse. I am brave and take my bitter/ouchy medicine like a trooper.
Oh, I see, you got it out of the ceiling of the doctor's office again. I hate needles a lot, too. They make me faint. I still get my shots like a good girl, though, because I know that however bad shots make me feel, tetanus would make me feel a lot worse. I am brave and take my bitter/ouchy medicine like a trooper.
Yeah, like I said last time, I'm taller, so it's easier, and I don't mind doing it.
I do make a point of getting a lollipop after my shots, though. And I keep joking they're for distemper.
Looks like the prices of hard drives are falling again. A 1TB Caviar Black is only $130. Back in November, a 160GB Caviar Blue was $80 and this drive was well over $200.
Seriously, ALL the girls I went to high school with got knocked up. Like the majority of them I'm still in contact with are. And its not even just slutty bitches, they're getting married and everything. I just want to shake them and say "you're 20-fucking-years old. WTF are you thinking?!"
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Also I had no idea "spond" was a word. That still sounds way too silly to be taken seriously as an insult.
Which is good, because I had some frustration I wanted to take out on some fuckheads, and these idiots have been like lambs to my slaughterhouse.
Upon reflection, What the fuck possums sounds like a frustrated Dame Edna.
I do make a point of getting a lollipop after my shots, though. And I keep joking they're for distemper.
UNCE UNCE UNCE, BITCH.