International Talk Like A Pirate Day

TheWhaleShark

Nar.

Apreche

Arrr, me hearties. Methinks this holiday be getting a wee bit played out. Let this sea shanty be the end of it 'till next yearrrrr.

muppet

This, and zombies. If only both would die.

MATATAT

Zombies already did die. Then they came back.

Apsup

This, and zombies. If only both would die.

Good news! Zombies are dead.

Edit: I hate you Mata- "ninja" -tat.

TheWhaleShark

A "wee" bit played out?

Someone needs to make a comic about pirate ninja zombies who jump sharks.

Apreche

A "wee" bit played out?

Someone needs to make a comic about pirate ninja zombies who jump sharks.

Every possible such combination has already been made into a comic.


Cowboy Ninja Viking Volume 1

TheWhaleShark

Welp, that's it. The Internet is over. So, what do we do next?

Axel

I'm thinking cookies. Anyone else like cookies?

George Patches

Cookies are cool.

Drunken Butler

So International Bake Some Cookies Day? I could get behind that.

Greg

I'm down with cookies.

Axel

Cool.

muppet

I can't stand cookies. I don't know what happened to my sweet tooth around age 16, but brother, it's GONE.

Banta

Normally I'd agree, but I seem to be in a brownie mood right now.

Viga

I don't know about you, but I'm getting cookies on the way home.

Banta

Apparently if you talk like a pirate in a Krispy Kreme you get a free doughnut, and if you dress up you get a dozen.

Viga

Apparently if you talk like a pirate in a Krispy Kreme you get a free doughnut, and if you dress up you get a dozen.

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Damn, the closest is in Dupont and not on my route home.

KapitänTim

http://www.punchbowl.com/holidays/national-cookie-day

chaosof99

Pirate Cookies?

Apreche

Never gets old.

Greg

That gif taught me more than anything else I've seen on "The Learning Channel."

Churba

I was out on an errand yesterday, and I'll be damned if I didn't see a billboard for Talk like a pirate day.

Rochelle

Cookie Monster: those feels.

WindUpBird

Apreche

Don't make gifs so good, or else we might become jaded against all other things that anyone ever creates.

Schnevets

O'Reilly is celebrating with a discount on R guides

Apreche

O'Reilly is celebrating with a discount on R guides

That is so awesome.

WindUpBird

Feel like most people on the internet who love pirates forget that some of the pirates of the Golden Age not only gave to the poor and robbed the rich and partied all the time, but also raped and pillaged, and would occasionally kill an entire ship's worth of people save one, and then cut his nose off and leave him to swim to shore as a message to others.

Apreche

Feel like most people on the internet who love pirates forget that some of the pirates of the Golden Age not only gave to the poor and robbed the rich and partied all the time, but also raped and pillaged, and would occasionally kill an entire ship's worth of people save one, and then cut his nose off and leave him to swim to shore as a message to others.

I, at least, am well aware of the things that real pirates did.