As Max put it when I showed the photo to him, "Churba, in a state of journalistic repose" (I'm actually on the phone, and trying to write, or at least, was before I got the call. The smoke holder keeps the smoke outta my eyes while I type. Yes, I'm using an earpiece. WHAT OF IT.)
Me with a mouth full of food at my brother's wedding last weekend
I gotta say, You look like you just stepped off the set of Mad Men. I'm not saying that's a bad thing at all - suits you quite well, lookin' good, dude, but still.
Me trying to look cool with sunglasses. I almost pull it off, but I'm smiling a bit too much. Couldn't help it, people around me were being silly.
You'll never look cool with those sunglasses. They do not fit your face at all, for one your face is too narrow, two, those glasses look like shit imho. Also, sunglasses + frown does not equal 'cool', contrary to what teenagers like to think.
The smoke holder keeps the smoke outta my eyes while I type. Yes, I'm using an earpiece. WHAT OF IT.)
Stop being stupidly practical and making it look cool, Churba.
Me trying to look cool with sunglasses. I almost pull it off, but I'm smiling a bit too much. Couldn't help it, people around me were being silly.
You'll never look cool with those sunglasses. They do not fit your face at all, for one your face is too narrow, two, those glasses look like shit imho. Also, sunglasses + frown does not equal 'cool', contrary to what teenagers like to think.
Just stop trying to be cool, and just be cool. And don't freaking pose for a camera trying to be cool. That's so counter-productive it's no longer funny.
Just stop trying to be cool, and just be cool. And don't freaking pose for a camera trying to be cool. That's so counter-productive it's no longer funny.
My friend was forcing me to take a picture, and I didn't want to just have some lame picture, so I decided to throw on my sunglasses. I'm sorry I've offended your cool radar.
Seriously, I know the sunglasses don't make the picture cool, I was really just kidding around.
My friend was forcing me to take a picture, and I didn't want to just have some lame picture, so I decided to throw on my sunglasses. I'm sorry I've offended your cool radar.
Seriously, I know the sunglasses don't make the picture cool, I was really just kidding around.
Far as I'm concerned, you're not a bad lookin' dude. Also, don't worry - When I ditched my sunglasses for contacts, I had some much worse sunglasses than those - Teashades. Yellow, semi-reflective teashades. I have no fucking idea what I was thinking, because no matter how you break it down, I was a chubby short kid with a beatles haircut and yellow teashades.
That's a damn fine suit, though I would have worn the vest slightly tighter - it's a nice colour, though, and you put the whole thing together well, and the white rose with the leaves left on was a good choice for an accessory.
That's a damn fine suit, though I would have worn the vest slightly tighter - it's a nice colour, though, and you put the whole thing together well, and the white rose with the leaves left on was a good choice for an accessory.
My date actually chose that rose, so she has very good test. I chose the green though, wanted to include it as it was my favorite color.
Yes, that is me with James Spader. Sorry for the quality of the photo, but it was taken on my DSi (I left my camera in my hotel room, not thinking I was going to need it at the theatre).
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Me at the beach today. That is my genuine smile. Too bad my eyes are really sensitive to light so I'm always squinting.
Me trying to look cool with sunglasses. I almost pull it off, but I'm smiling a bit too much. Couldn't help it, people around me were being silly.
(I'm actually on the phone, and trying to write, or at least, was before I got the call. The smoke holder keeps the smoke outta my eyes while I type. Yes, I'm using an earpiece. WHAT OF IT.)
The one good photo is a setup shot. Typical.
Fred in 40 years. Fred in 20 years. Fred now. Also, we're sitting under a red spotlight.
This is my size 17 foot, next to a size 5 foot. Taken long ago.
Seriously, I know the sunglasses don't make the picture cool, I was really just kidding around.
Obligatory, because nothing beats Florida swampland.
EDIT: Also, cool pic.
My friend and I all dolled up for Senior Ball.
Yes, that is me with James Spader. Sorry for the quality of the photo, but it was taken on my DSi (I left my camera in my hotel room, not thinking I was going to need it at the theatre).