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  • Real talk, you should post that on /mu/, saying everyone should check out this cool, avant-garde metal band you just found.
    Seriously. They go apeshit for this type of thing and run wild with it, even when they know it's a troll.

  • That kind of rules, though
  • CHRIStFUCK
    That's some brutal shit right there. You should be proud of yourselves... or something.
  • I put it on /mu/. And now, we wait.
  • Link me, I need some entertainment to get me through History class right now.
  • Link me, I need some entertainment to get me through History class right now.
    Made up a backstory. Bump with comments if you want.

    Linky.
  • It sounds like a tesla coil.
  • edited February 2012
    > Not knowing about Gnaw Their Tongues, Vomir, Yoga, or Theologian

    This sound has existed for a long time, bro.
    Oh shit, /mu/ actually knows and likes this sound already.
    Post edited by WindUpBird on
  • This is some hardcore trolling, right here.
  • edited February 2012
    Haha, was totally about to post about that comment. Hilarious.
    Post edited by Sail on
  • I think I saw these guys with Dashed Upon Rocks last August. They ended their set by increasing the bass levels until one of their amps blew out and then walked off stage silently.

    Weird motherfuckers.
  • YES. YES.

    We're just about to record our second track, Hatefuck Massachrist. LETS DO THIS.
  • edited February 2012
    Oh hell yes, keep it rolling.

    Let's be mindful of how many times we mention the band's name in this thread, hate for it to come up on Google and spoil the ruse.
    Post edited by Sail on
  • edited February 2012
    BTW, to keep it consistant, here's the band's history thus far from our Youtube page.

    "The Official Channel of the hardcore fuckmetal band CHRIStFUCK, know for it's hard-hitting lyrics and groundbreaking use of distortion.

    Members
    Touring Vocalist/Guitarist - Sir Bastard the Fister
    Bassist/Guitarist - Hanseldwof Mordfyr
    Keyboardist/Vocalist - Hatestick Angertwist
    Drummer - Billy Stewart

    CHRIStFUCK initially formed in 1998, featuring Leto Spineripper, Angertwist, and Stewart. However, Spinripper was tragically killed later that year at a Marilyn Manson concert when he tore a testicle in the mosh pit. Sir the Fister was invited to complete the album and remains the band's touring vocalist, guitarist, and frontman. In 2000, rising Danish Black Metal star Hanseldwof Mordfyr, fleeing serial assisted suicide charges, joined the band.

    After their first self-titled album CHRIStFUCK in 1999, the band released Rising Fucktide (2002) and Thy Cock be Done (2005). However, midway through the TCbD tour, the band broke apart, citing "some bullshit". Hatestick Angertwist went on to a solo career, and the rest of the band dispersed.

    However, in June of 2010, the band quietly reunited and began work on a reunion album, Raging Murderstorm."
    Post edited by open_sketchbook on
  • Marilyn Manson is way too false
  • Marilyn Manson is way too false
    Yeah, can't be having that. Go with Mayhem.

  • I'd recommend song titles such as AnalStake, SeminalDrowning and Necroautocannibalism.
  • edited February 2012
    Marilyn Manson is way too false
    Yeah, can't be having that. Go with Mayhem.
    Will do.
    I'd recommend song titles such as AnalStake, SeminalDrowning and Necroautocannibalism.
    Well, we got Sodomizing Mortals, Bonecrunching Demon Punch, and Blessed Apocalyptic Extermination of the Black Knowledge (which we're aiming to make at least 14 minutes long)
    Post edited by open_sketchbook on
  • You should also have a needlessly long song title. Something like "Necrophilic Supplication to the Immortal Cosmic Goatcock."
  • Blessed Apocalyptic Extermination of the Black Knowledge isn't long enough?
  • That's not bad, but you need at least one more three-syllable word.
  • Blessed Apocalyptic Extermination of the Sacrilegious Black Knowledge isn't long enough?
    FTFY

  • Yeah, that is better.
  • edited February 2012
    Oh my god, the lyrics we are writing for this piece of trash are awful. I don't know if I can say them. Fortunately, I just need to scream them.
    Post edited by open_sketchbook on


  • Gentlemen, I present to you, Hatefuck Massachrist
  • I must admit I loled.
  • I've been listening to some Deathspell Omega lately. I don't think I can keep it up much longer; their work is disturbing in a way that I'm altogether unused to in music, and it's bothering me on some deep level.

    To quote Wikipedia, "Their lyrical content deals primarily with Satanism on a metaphysical level – as the band has stated that "all other interpretations of Satan are intellectually invalid."" This leads to a lot of incredibly malevolent lyrics which are delivered with a sort of deadpan ferocity I'm not accustomed to seeing with metal groups:

    "Every human being not going to the extreme limit is the servent or the enemy of man and the accomplice of a nameless obscenity."

    "It is at the magnitude of daily murders, massacres and mass graves, that we do measure the propagation of our faith."

    "Let us be a blight on the orchard, on all orchards of this world, even the least of these words will be judged during the times of reckoning, bearing a latent damnation a feverish seduction exasperated in death, every letter is a code to extreme horror, utter contempt and divine conflict; it is lethal to speak the language of resistance, every gasp exhales a particle of the remission of Golgotha, as if the blazing Logos demanded the exercise of a task for a man who cannot bear any longer to be, a chore for the lost in the denial of free will: perinde ac cadaver!"

    Their entire lyrical body reads like a paean to a malevolent deity. Combine these lyrics with the immensely aggressive and hateful instrumental work that accompanies them, and I'm finding myself less and less comfortable with this.

  • You guys on this yet?



    (Give it a few minutes, the beginning is deceiving)
  • edited February 2012
    You guys on this yet?
    Very, very reminiscent of Wolves in the Throne room, if Wolves in the Throne Room was less black metal and more post-rock, I guess.
    Post edited by Sail on
  • Yeah. I've heard My Bloody Valentine/general shoegaze comparisons too but I just don't hear it. If you like that track though the rest of the album's pretty good as well.
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