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  • ChurbaChurba
    Not enough me.
    He's right, I Use Nineless foil all the time, It's fantastic.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    How do you make a universe without first preheating the oven? :p
    How do you have an oven without a universe? Fuck it, I'm just going to Buy a pie.
    Would you first have to buy the universe?
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    How do you make a universe without first preheating the oven? :p
    How do you have an oven without a universe? Fuck it, I'm just going to Buy a pie.
    Would you first have to buy the universe?
    First you would have to raise yourself from the dead and then you would have to create the universe.
  • TheWhaleSharkTheWhaleShark
    First you would have to raise yourself from the dead
    Ouch! Too soon.
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited January 2010
    Would you first have to buy the universe?
    Nah, I just rent, I don't have the capital to buy in this economy.

    Edit - Also, Japanese monks - Now serving up Booze and hip hop to bring in followers, updating their religion to fit better with the modern world.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • Dr. TimoDr. Timo
    edited January 2010
    Squirrel style Kung-Fu, with tits!
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  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    unholy spider video
    There is no god. Also further proof that Australia is where nature spewed it's most horrible creatures.
  • ......
    unholy spider video
    There is no god. Also further proof that Australia is where nature spewed it's most horrible creatures.
    Good thing we made Australians out of equal parts Fremen and Sardaukar.
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Aw, poor tiny mammal getting its butt whooped.
  • NuriNuri
    Aw, poor tiny mammal getting its butt whooped.
    Aw, c'mon, the guy trying to catch the spider wasn't THAT small. ;)
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Aw, poor tiny mammal getting its butt whooped.
    Aw, c'mon, the guy trying to catch the spider wasn't THAT small. ;)
    Compared to an elephant? :P
  • Dr. TimoDr. Timo
    Aw, poor tiny mammal getting its butt whooped.
    Awesome pic though. Also notice the usage of the tail for leverage.
  • RochelleRochelle
    Awesome pic though. Also notice the usage of the tail for leverage.
    I can't stop staring at it. I wonder how that picture came to be. I'm sure there is an interesting story behind it.
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Aw, poor tiny mammal getting its butt whooped.
    Awesome pic though. Also notice the usage of the tail for leverage.
    No question. I just wish I could speak rodent and tell them to play nice.
  • ChurbaChurba
    There is no god. Also further proof that Australia is where nature spewed it's most horrible creatures.
    It's just a huntsman, you big wuss. They're not even that poisonous.
  • GreatTeacherMacRossGreatTeacherMacRoss
    There is no god. Also further proof that Australia is where nature spewed it's most horrible creatures.
    It's just a huntsman, you big wuss. They're not even that poisonous.
    Poison schmoison. Take a good look at fangs sticking out of of the unholy maw of that demon spawn and you tell me getting gnawed on wouldn't hurt like a motherfucker.
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  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Anyone want an 05 SAAB 9-5 for about $9K?
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Anyone want an05 SAAB 9-5for about $9K?
    Do you know the seller?
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited January 2010
    Poison schmoison. Take a good look at fangs sticking out of of the unholy maw of that demon spawn and you tell me getting gnawed on wouldn't hurt like a motherfucker.
    Well, it frankly doesn't - get Kate to pinch you hard with her nails, it's only roughly that bad, though it lasts a little bit longer. And Compared to this psychotic poisonous hell-beast, they're positively cuddly.

    Seriously, at least a huntsman will run away, rather than chase you and do it's fucking damnedest to horribly and painfully murder you to death.
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  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    Waddums, I do not want to hurt you, but Churba said that I must... *la sigh*
  • George PatchesGeorge Patches
    Do you know the seller?
    No, a friend found it on craigslist. I'm not advocating this as a good plan, there could be untold amounts of BS. Also, upkeep on a SAAB can be $$$.

    But it goes to show you, if you have the cash in this economy you can get some killer deals.
  • Kate MonsterKate Monster
    edited January 2010
    Do you know the seller?
    No, a friend found it on craigslist. I'm not advocating this as a good plan, there could be untold amounts of BS. Also, upkeep on a SAAB can be $$$.

    But it goes to show you, if you have the cash in this economy you can get some killer deals.
    Yeah, I aksed if you knew the seller in order to find out if the possible BS could be mitigated. I am not looking to buy out of state from a random craigslist posting. I am actually car hunting this weekend with Adam.
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  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Seriously, at least a huntsman will run away, rather thanchase you and do it's fucking damnedest to horribly and painfully murder you to death.
    Man, the Funnelweb is a marvel of evolution. Jaws that snap bone, actively necrotic venom, swarm behavior...Nothing prettier than something that has evolved into a perfect killing machine. Also, when they swarm, they tend to fall in pools. Unlike other spiders, who drown almost instantly, the funnelwebs buoy up and can survive for three days in this sort of half-alive state. But the moment you try to remove them, they wake up, and you're already dead. I'd be terrified if I was near them, but man, they're beautiful from afar.

    I feel the same way about this little guy. So cute! So unbelievably deadly!
  • SailSail
    edited January 2010
    If you want to talk dangerous, one sting from this tiny, almost invisible jellyfish will throw your whole body into absolutely unfathomable pain and suffering for days, if you even survive.

    Seriously, fuck ever going to Australia.
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  • ChurbaChurba
    edited January 2010
    Seriously, fuck ever going to Australia.


    I belive there is a famous poem about our land that goes
    "I love a sunburnt country,
    Of droughts and ARRRRAGH THE FUCK IS THAT OH GOD IT BIT ME"

    Double edit - also, this
    A sick feeling of repugnance and apprehension grows in me as I near Australia.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    Seriously, fuck ever going to Australia.
    Are you kidding? That's why I'm going to Australia. And I'm probably majoring in marine bio, so I'll get to chill with all those horrific beasts.
  • ......
    edited January 2010
    It is also known that because of their large fangs, the victim has to pull the spider from the area of insertion (eg: Finger). They will not detach if you shake that area.
    *cries* Stop making me not want to backpack through Australia!
    Waddums, I do not want to hurt you, but Churba said that I must... *la sigh*
    4 minutes, you're eager.

    EDIT: At least the Aussies still have this critter to cheer me up and laugh with me. :(
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  • ChurbaChurba
    *cries* Stop making me not want to backpack through Australia!
    That reminds me, have you ever seen this sweet road trip movie called "Wolf Creek"?
  • WindUpBirdWindUpBird
    That reminds me, have you ever seen this sweet road trip movie called "Wolf Creek"?
    I lol'd.
  • ChurbaChurba
    Right after I get homesick thanks to all this, I start looking at some obscure australian history, and discover that this was a Finalist to be our national Anthem. Can you imagine us singing this at the olympics - particularly the second verse?

    (To the tune of Onward christian Soldier)
    Fellers of Australier,
    Blokes an' coves an' coots,
    Shift yer bloody carcases,
    Move yer bloody boots.
    Gird yer bloody loins up,
    Get yer bloody gun,
    Set the bloody ener-my
    An' watch the blighters run.

    Get a bloody move on,
    Have some bloody sense.
    Learn the bloody art of
    Self de-bloody-fence.

    Joy is bloody fleetin',
    Life is bloody short.
    Wot's the use uv wastin' it
    All on bloody sport?
    Hitch yer bloody tip-dray
    To a bloody star.
    Let yer bloody watchword be
    "Australi-bloody-ar!"

    When the bloody bugle
    Sounds "Ad-bloody-vance"
    Don't be like a flock o' sheep
    In a bloody trance
    Biff the bloody Kaiser
    Where it don't agree
    Spifler-bloody-cate him
    To Eternity.
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