Seriously, I know I'm just as weak as I as when I was...10...I had no disillusions about my ability to fight a robber.
But...it's afantasy! It's notsupposedto be realistic!
Every now and then I get visions of myself walking down a sketchy street at night. Suddenly, someone jumps out of the darkness to attack me. I then take off one of my stilettos, stab him in the eye, and run.
I feel like the ultimate "man defending his castle" fantasy opens just like the start of Iron Man: A wall explodes and suddenly repulsor beams, flamethrowers, rockets, fletchettes and the ratcheting of a huge mechanical exoskeleton. "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath plays in the background as faces get smashed.
I ate dinner with someone on a cruise ship last year who was old, Jewish, and told jokes. He recorded some jokes for the website, and told me to check it out, but I'd forgotten about it until now.
She's still got a ways to go to beat her mother, who was my personal favorite royal, for saying things like, when given a Nebuchadnezzar of very expensive champagne, said something to the effect of "Well, I expect I'll share it with the family, however, if they don't partake, I'll drink the whole bloody thing myself."
Really? Mine just involves crushing someone's windpipe with my bare hands and causing them extreme amounts of pain. Huh. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
That's the fantasy I've always had if my house gets robbed. I run into my upstairs bathroom, lock the door, and call the police.
THAT'Sthat fantasy you always had? Most kids would fantasize about ninja-ing the robbers or something!
I've always been a pretty realistic person. Except for wanting to be a Power Ranger. Seriously, I know I'm just as weak as I as when I was...10...I had no disillusions about my ability to fight a robber.
I wanted to be a fighting prodigy at age 10 and beat up robbers, murders and gangsters. Luckly, as a kid we never got robbed while we were home. Still, that kid did the right thing. Makes me happy hearing of kids saving the day.
Aw yeah - I just got permission from Warner, for free, to play this song during the Mid-term election coverage on LS Radio. "As I feel the anarchists are underrepresented in today's government, for reasons obvious, here's one for you. Democrat, Republican, or Burn it all to the ground, LSR is here for you."
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That kid wasn't even born when Mario 3 came out.
This is actually happening.
This weekend I'll do my colored leathers with the clear. Mmmmmm.
"As I feel the anarchists are underrepresented in today's government, for reasons obvious, here's one for you. Democrat, Republican, or Burn it all to the ground, LSR is here for you."
Either that, or one of the characters needs to say "Oh really" at some point in the movie.