I got hit by a car today and was not injured beyond a few scrapes and a swollen hand from when I hit the ground after the impact. Luckily the car started to brake and I spread out my arms and legs to brace for the impact. I didn't even get any bruises.
But that is not my thing of the day. What I discovered is that, when you've been hit by an car, no one believes you. As I was cleaning up my wounds at my friend's house from outside the bathroom I could hear "Yeah, we're going to be a little late. Yeah. Buy our tickets for us. Oh, Rob got hit by a car. Yeah. No, he really did. Ok. You'll see when we get there."
But that is not my thing of the day. What I discovered is that, when you've been hit by an car, no one believes you. As I was cleaning up my wounds at my friend's house from outside the bathroom I could hear "Yeah, we're going to be a little late. Yeah. Buy our tickets for us. Oh, Rob got hit by a car. Yeah. No, he really did. Ok. You'll see when we get there."
Shouldn't you be getting like loads of money out of this guy for damages?
Shouldn't you be getting like loads of money out of this guy for damages?
No, because it was totally and completely my fault. I ran across the street to my friend's house because we were late and didn't hear the car coming. The guys felt really bad and wanted to give us their information, but really. It was my own stupid fault and I came out of it relatively fine. I didn't even go to the hospital anything, I went to the movies as planned.
No, because it was totally and completely my fault. I ran across the street to my friend's house because we were late and didn't hear the car coming. The guys felt really bad and wanted to give us their information, but really. It was my own stupid fault and I came out of it relatively fine. I didn't even go to the hospital anything, I went to the movies as planned.
I've been on here for a while. I was already aware of your empty chest cavity. ;-) Nah, Sail. Your mileage may vary as such things do. I'm just a fan of re-reading books so it touched close to home.
I've been on here for a while. I was already aware of your empty chest cavity. ;-) Nah, Sail. Your mileage may vary as such things do. I'm just a fan of re-reading books so it touched close to home.
I just thought it was a good short story. Nothing to cry about.
I am not a fan of Second Life, but I think it's interesting that it is being used to help young people with embarrassing health questions. Now if only someone here in the U.S. could follow suit.
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But that is not my thing of the day. What I discovered is that, when you've been hit by an car, no one believes you. As I was cleaning up my wounds at my friend's house from outside the bathroom I could hear "Yeah, we're going to be a little late. Yeah. Buy our tickets for us. Oh, Rob got hit by a car. Yeah. No, he really did. Ok. You'll see when we get there."
Hey mom, can you scratch my back? Fists of fury, fists of fury!!
Also,
No idea how old this is but hey. You got to love a lama
Nah, Sail. Your mileage may vary as such things do. I'm just a fan of re-reading books so it touched close to home.
Roleplay about Nothing
I would have posted the image but its a pretty long strip today so I didn't know if I should post something that would take up that much room.
The Good, the Boo and th Ugly