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  • So since the beginning of April I have lost 20-25lbs!!! Its my goal to lose another 30ish by the end of the summer. Well when I was using drugs and alcohol I weighed 145lbs. That was in November of 2009. I went up to 225. Now I fluctuate between 200 and 2007. I cut out soda (for the most part) and I am going to try (well I'm going to try to try) to cut out sugary juice. I am going to ride 8-10 miles 3 times a week for a month then step it up to 10-15 5 days a week after that. Any advice guys?
    Don't stop.
    Cut out most breads.
  • I like MMOs, but no longer want to commit the time necessary to be fully successful at WoW.
    Outside of the ten or twenty hours at the beginning of an expansion, I don't do anything on WoW but raid for 3-4 hours a week.

    Guess we're just better than everyone else. :D
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    I must get my belt back! I am losing my power!
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  • Kristen Stweart was good in The Runaways. That was the only good movie she has been in.
    Nah, She's been pretty good in most of her appearances, and to be honest, Twilight seems to be a case of "I did it for the money, dear boy" kinda deal. She's apparently been rather - well, not blunt, but you'd certainly have to be at about the reading level of your average twilight fan to miss that she doesn't like the books, the series, or the fans. Pattinson is rather less...circumspect about his dislike of the books, and has said that they make him really, really uncomfortable, because he thinks it's like reading Meyer's sexual fantasies, that it's clearly her in the role of bella, and that he thinks Meyer is completely and utterly mental, as well as being absolutely and solely in love with her sexual fantasy character.

    Randomly, Stewart's mother lives not far away from here, and stewart herself tends to spend a lot of time here, as well as in Noosa Heads and Maroochydoore - two of my preferred surf spots for a quick weekend trip. I hear round the traps there that she's half decent on a board, but It sounds a bit like just surfers talking shit, to me.


  • Bar none, the funniest part is the credit crawl.
  • It's always heartening to know there are people on the Internet who like exactly the same things that I do:
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    I named my kindle PADD for similar reasons. If there was a way to get the LCARS interface on it, I would.
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  • And this is why you don't let Porn Actors improvise. Possibly the most hilarious dialog in the history of Pornography. Very mildly NSFW.

    "I will Cherish you like I cherish all our lemons."
  • Saw NyanCat on the newest Sprint commercial.
  • And this is why you let Porn Actors improvise.
    It was extra great since I didn't actually read your post before hitting play and I was like ALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLolo..lol.lo.lo...lololoLOL?
  • And this is why you don't let Porn Actors improvise. Possibly the most hilarious dialog in the history of Pornography. Very mildly NSFW.
    "I will Cherish you like I cherish all our lemons."
    This is a perfect example from germany:



    Translated dialog:
    Her: "This is the electric meter that has been giving us trouble lately. Could you take a look at it?"
    Him: "Yeah, okay, but why is there straw all over the floor?"
    Her: "Why are you wearing a mask?"
    Him: *sighing* "Then give me a blowjob."
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    And this is why you don't let Porn Actors improvise
    At least a couple of these particular performers have been doing this kind of goofy shit for a long time. I think it's their niche. It's honestly a lot better than when they try to play it so dead serious.
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    “I’d like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.”
  • Translated dialog:
    Her: "This is the electric meter that has been giving us trouble lately. Could you take a look at it?"
    Him: "Yeah, okay, but why is there straw all over the floor?"
    Her: "Why are you wearing a mask?"
    Him: *sighing* "Then give me a blowjob."
    I know porn "plots" are just supposed to be filler before the actual sex, but, even if you were expecting the electric guy, Who answers the door in lingere? And who lets a masked guy into their house. He looks like a burgler.

    I do like, however, that it seems both actors have accepted the stupidity of the situation, particularly the burglelectrician who's like "I'm not even going to try and make this situation work in any sane fashion, just gimme a blowjob and lets get done with this."
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    I know porn "plots" are just supposed to be filler before the actual sex, but, even if you were expecting the electric guy, Who answers the door in lingere? And who lets a masked guy into their house. He looks like a burgler.
    Dunno about you, but I'm suddenly a lot more suspicious of my 80 year old neighbor's lemon trees.
    Post edited by Churba on
  • I know porn "plots" are just supposed to be filler before the actual sex, but, even if you were expecting the electric guy, Who answers the door in lingere? And who lets a masked guy into their house. He looks like a burgler.
    Dunno about you, but I'm suddenly a lot more suspicious of my 80 year old neighbor's lemon trees.
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  • Yay, I'm 21 now!
    Fuck, I'm already 21.
    This makes me man-giggle.
  • New Zealand laughs at your inferior pinball machines.

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