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Sarcastic Haiku

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  • HMTKSteveHMTKSteve
    edited April 2008
    So many bad lines
    Five, Seven, five is the count
    Use your toes, they work
    Post edited by HMTKSteve on
  • NeitoNeito
    The name of the game
    Is haiku battle of love
    Watch those syllables.
  • AndrewAndrew
    edited April 2008
    This forum is full
    Of motherfucking retards.
    Two, Four, Six, Eight, Two

    That is a cinquain.
    To play a joke, I took that;
    reversed it. Dumbass.
    Post edited by Andrew on
  • AtheriShadowAtheriShadow
    I can only think
    In the form of haiku now
    A bit annoying
  • InfinityInfinity
    This is a haiku
    It's really quite a good one
    Except that I lied - it's not a haiku

    Front Row Crew forums
    Place of religious debates
    And lots of lolz too

    This is the last one
    I swear - this one is good
    But now it's over
  • AprecheApreche
    Too many haikus
    No way I can read them all
    So I'll just stop now
  • AtheriShadowAtheriShadow
    Scott can't handle it
    Can't take the heat of all the
    Relentless awesome
  • StarfoxStarfox
    Everything is made
    Of these two things: win or fail
    You are mostly fail.
  • SailSail
    I got into this
    thread way too late. But it was
    an epic reading!
  • ChurbaChurba
    edited April 2008
    Like the moon over
    the day, my genius and brawn
    are lost on these fools.

    ~Bowser
    Post edited by Churba on
  • SailSail
    Front Row Crew Forums:
    We have cool haiku battles.
    We're better than you.
  • ZeehatZeehat
    I can't write haiku's
    worth shit. I know this is wrong,
    but I wanted to join the fun =[
  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    This is depressing.
    Does anyone disagree?
    No buttsecks for Scrym.
  • VigaViga
    I have really no
    more things to haiku about.
    How sad. Woe is me.
  • KilarneyKilarney
    Cranky Kilarney!
    Viga secretly loves him.
    It makes her nervous.
  • ProfPanglossProfPangloss
    Listen, Kilarney!
    What is the meaning of this?
    'Twas unexpected...

    :P
  • VigaViga
    WTF you mean?!
    Viga and Kilarney? What!
    I like another!

    XD
  • AprecheApreche
    Sitting here at work
    Everything is so boring
    so I write haiku
  • KilarneyKilarney
    Kilarney knows it.
    He was needing a subject
    Because no skill.
  • RymRym
    Sarcastic haiku,
    A-whoopetty-do.
    To write rhyming prose,
    Shows language one knows.

    Syllables are fine,
    To write in a line.
    With seven and five,
    You can make it jive.

    But English is fickle,
    Presenting a pickle.
    It just doesn't fit,
    With Japanese wit.
  • VigaViga
    No means No is cool
    This band is the awesome shit
    pirates bay has it
  • ZeehatZeehat
    I think I got this,
    I still suck, but not as much.
    I hope this is right.
  • ......
    Wikipedia.
    It can tell you all about
    haiku, cinquain, prose.
  • Li_AkahiLi_Akahi
    This thread has left the
    realm of sarcasm and is
    now only gay jokes, sigh.
  • HungryJoeHungryJoe
    edited April 2008
    I am in Court now
    to have someone committed
    Scott will be too soon
    Post edited by HungryJoe on
  • AprecheApreche
    edited April 2008
    I am in Court now
    to have someone committed
    Scott will be too soon
    Your grammar is wrong
    You say I will be early
    you meant I'm crazy
    Post edited by Apreche on
  • VigaViga
    Edmund and Apreche
    At it yet again I see.
    Will it ever stop.
  • VigaViga
    This thread has left the
    realm of sarcasm and is
    now only gay jokes, sigh.
    Everything in here
    Turns into the scrymgay thread
    It's appropriate.
  • ......
    Edmund and Apreche
    At it yet again I see.
    Will it ever stop.
    NOT EVER I SAY!
    These puppets shall dance for me.
    Dance for me puppets!
  • AndrewAndrew
    There once was a geek named Scott.
    He thought he was better than the lot.
    Until one fine day,
    When he found he was gay
    Then only men did he sought.
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